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[[File:Falun-gong-praying.jpg|thumb|left|Li Chonghing tryig to store magic qi gong and fly]]

[[File:Falun nazi shit.png|thumb|right|Cool logo of Falun Chong, interested?]]

Falun Gong (pronounced [[Cock|Falling Chong]]) also known as Falun Dafa (Falun [[Dafuq]]) is a [[Chinks|chinkoid]] cult created by some retarded faggot named [[angry asian man|Li Hongzhi]] (pronounced Lee Chongching). It is a cult know for their usage of [[Swastika]], their rituals and [[Bullshit|their belief that qi gong (chingchong) will allow them to fly.]] They are only good for angering commies, angering their fellow chinks, [[Death_penalty#China|their organs]] and their [[Yellow fever|women.]]

== Their great leader ==

Just like all cults and [[Best Korea|other asians]], Falung Chong loves their great leader They see him as their teacher and all white and all asian weirdos of cult love to lick his small tiny balls. ın China most of their cult members said no to the [[Wayhne El Porch|greater chink]]'s call to leave cult and killed themselves. Their organs are now transplanted too other chinoids. Meanwhile American community are known to [[Hobosexual|lay down in streets]], [[Hippies|doing white leftie liberal shit]], [[Sleeping With Hinako|meditating]] and using fake blood to increase interests of edgy teenagers. Their leader does not participate any of these. He is just in some villa watching Buddhist porn.

=== Life of their great leader ===

He was graduated from some commie spiritual school for [[Kung fu|teaching ancient spiritual arts of movements]]. After gathering large amount of [[Faggot|lonely men]], [[Milf|karens]] and [[waifu|random loser girls]]. He started preaching against commies and daily life. He was asked to cease this by government drones but he gone to American embassy and with help of [[CIA Nigger|his little friends]] he fast-travelled to America.

=== [[Histrionic Personality Disorder|Cult of Personality]] ===

[[File:Falun_BDSM_session.jpeg|thumb|right|Falun Chonged says "please join our cult 5 dolla 5 dolla we had bdsm in china"]]

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[[File:Flying faloo chong.jpg|thumb|left|OOOO GREAT READER IS FLYIN!]]

Falun Gong members all love to show themselves as some angelic shit. Especially their leader. Their members are known for seething over some silly comic book because it made fun off their great reader[https://www2.kenyon.edu/Depts/Religion/Fac/Adler/Reln270/FalunGong/22.htm [1<nowiki>]</nowiki>]. They often depict him as flying, listening his speeches and act like they [[Jesus Fucking Christ|met some ancient alien Jew]] when talking about him. He indeed cause of this with books and videos he distributed and also his interviews include this bullshit.

{{quote|Are you a human being?|Interviewer}}

{{quote|[[Lolwut?|Nah man, but you can call me human]] [http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2053761,00.html [2<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|Falun Cock leader}}

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== Religious Practices ==

Just like any chinkoid religion, they have their own rituals too!

=== [[Sleeping Together|Meditating]] ===

Unlike the [[Buddha|curry nigger religion of bald guys]] or [[Romans|Marcus Aurelius']] stoic [[Paganism|shithole]], Falun Gong simply dont meditate just by standing rememberin and chanting. They move their legs, arms and head in certain way [[Power Rangers|to store energy for their future battles]]. They call these moves "qi gong". They also do it in streets covered in fake blood and giving out tickets and pamphlets written in [[Moonspeak|some weird alphabet.]] Imagine they were the popular religion and they had churches everywhere, it would be a fun to see people sleeping together with fake blood.

=== [[Spike Can Dance|Traditional Chinese Dancing]] ===

[[File:Indir (5).jpg|thumb|left|typical falun gong [[16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl|cutie]] in shen yun]]

Another ritual is dancing opera shows, also known as [[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack|神韻藝術團]] (choo foo dang yun, ah sorry it means Shen Yun Performing Arts). These dancing shows can be obtained from some random falunist but also can be bought online. It is a supposedly ching traditional dance but there is no such thing as chinese traditional dance. These shows features not only their standard anti-commie anti-anything and spiritual propaganda but also contains some sexually arousing costumes and moves. A way to wash your brains. And some Chinese nationalist propaganda in there lel. Have fun, if you are lurking this website you have already watched [[Anime|Japanese propaganda and animated version of this show]] so it wont be too strange for you.

=== [[Operation Madeupname|Activism]] ===

Only our cult is good! That is why anonymous should attack others and defend us yay.

=== Other Daily Rituals ===

[[File:Chink whore trump supporter.jpg|thumb|Falun Dong member doing [[Azn#Females|her]] daily rituals]]

* Telling people that Chinks are bad
* Promoting d̶r̶i̶n̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶p̶ [[Covid|Chinese Medicine]]
* Consuming b̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶p̶ [[Ebola|Chinese Medicine]]
* Reading some wonky newspaper
* Voting for [[Donald_Trump|whites whites]]
* Licking great leader's balls
* Licking white balls
* Recruiting some hippies
* Reading ancient ching chong magic
* Having a stroke
* Losing your organs
* Wake up


== Media ==

They have a newspaper named [[Mormon Jesus|Epoch Times]]. Newspaper is distributed for free but also largely anti leftist. Yes, it is not anti-communist. It is embodiment of "anythingleftofpaleoconservatism is communist". It is for free so if you are broke as fuck and you have no [[Joint|some weed paper]] for your [[420 (disambiguation)|wonky kush n' sheeiiiit]] then you can get one of those. Otherwise there are better and online news sources such as [[pol|internet forum to call everyone faggot]] and [[leftypol|same internet forum without ability to call people faggots]].

== Beliefs ==

Aside from inner energy and meditation, they also believe in numerous [[Scam|spiritually helping things]]. Such as "quantum Physics is part of ancient chingo culture [https://en.minghui.org/html/articles/2012/12/15/136664.html [3<nowiki>]</nowiki>], people can burn in command of remote controllers with evil commmie tech then they will not die but also hospital kills people [https://www.falsefire.com/en/ [4<nowiki>]</nowiki>], democracy is good [https://en.minghui.org/cc/13/ [5<nowiki>]</nowiki>], democracy is evil[https://web.archive.org/web/20191208210047/https://gb.falundafa.org/chigb/hongyin.htm#68 [6<nowiki>]</nowiki>], they can grow new organs[https://www.pureinsight.org/sites/default/files/2018-05/Ebook_Cultivation%20Stories_0.pdf [7<nowiki>]</nowiki>] and our [[Buddha|good old curry nigger]] was a scientist! Also reptilian aliens have invaded, became buddhas and commies then created computer![http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2053761,00.html [2<nowiki>]</nowiki>], Indians created by dancing Buddhas and [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|Egyptians were asians]] [https://en.falundafa.org/eng/australia1999.htm [8<nowiki>]</nowiki>].

== Things they hate ==

[[File:Falun meditation momento.jpg|thumb|[[Peep Show|Not a cult]]]]

[[File:Peepshowtest.jpg|thumb|[[Scientology|Maybe a cult]]?]]

* [[Normal people|People who do not follow Chinese tradition]]
* Death
* Gambling
* Drugs
* Being honest
* Chaos
* Autonomy
* Faggots
* Rebellion
* Gangs
* [[Boring|Partying]]
* [[Dianetics|Psychology]]
* [[Creationist|Science]]
* [[Pussy|Fight]]
* [[Coward|Courage]]
* Changing religion
* [[Lie|Money]]
* Politics
* No kindness
* Trannies
* Having sex with niggers
* Niggers espcially because they destroyed ancient Egypt
* Having sex with white people (licking balls ok tho)
* People
* Everyone

== Notable members ==

* [[Caveatipse]]
* [[Single Asian Female|Femcels]]
* [[Little Fatty]]
* [[Tubgirl|Tortured asian]]
* [[Ellen Pao|Great Leader of Reddit]]
* [[Best Korea|Kim Chung Soup]]
* [[KaiWei99]]
* [[Weaboo|Wannabe chinks]]


==Videos==
<center>{{fv|falunglon|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>lcxJSExeNIY</youtube><center>'''How to store energiez'''</center>
|<youtube>4611gTkatRo</youtube><center>'''Tradition of crying and attention-whoring with snuff porn'''</center>
|<youtube>xTep8KGRuQc</youtube><center>'''Wait what i thought commes were killing everyone, what are they doin in chinkland'''</center>
|<youtube>RYFFgqx4T5w</youtube><center>'''Great leader!!!'''</center>
|<youtube>23E6ZRMI9ww</youtube><center>'''Dammit [[Jews]]!'''</center>
|<youtube>DnJjDESe0uo</youtube><center>'''We wuz empirez n shit intro for dance orgy'''</center>
|<youtube>18IWvuMyOZ4</youtube><center>'''Ear bleeding torture'''</center>
|<youtube>8v9iyzVaE3Q</youtube><center>'''Sorry, wrong "traditional dance"'''</center>
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== Gallery ==

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Typicalasiangirl.gif|Only thing to do with Falun Gong members
Falun.jpg|Some faggotry
Chinesewomanatwork.gif|When they see white people
Femdom handjob by lena lang2.gif|hmm cock
White people Falun.jpg|Some white recruits
Commie arest.jpg|Retard fighting with retard
Not a cult inddeeed.jpg|Not a cult
File:Falun bdsm session.jpg|Get a bed you BDSM perverts
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== See also ==

* [[raelism|Their swastika cousin sex cult]]
* [[nazis|Another swastika users]]
* [[Communists|Similar cult]]
* [[scientology|Falun Gong but whiter]]
* [[Mormons|Similar Retarded dessert weirdos]]


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