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[[Image:God-kills-kitten.jpg|thumb|The poor man's ceiling cat.]]

"'''Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten'''" is an [[unfunny]] internet meme started [[last Thursday]] by some [[faggot]] on [[Fark]] who just learned [[Photoshop]] but not comedy. It is full of [[Fail]] and [[Aids]], and is an obvious copycat (pun intended) of the beloved [[Ceiling Cat]]. It is half as cute, a fifth as funny, and not original at all; therefore, [[Shit nobody cares about|it is the best and most popular thing Fark has ever generated]]: which proves how pathetic the site truly is.

== Wikipedia ==

Proving once again how awful [[TOW]] really is, God kills a kitten actually has an [[Wikipedia:Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten|article on Wikipedia]]. Which shows how poorly made the site is. Well made articles are always being [[You_are_doing_it_wrong|nominated for deletion review]] yet shitty [[meme]] articles will continue to live.

== Popularity ==

Due to it's inclusion of [[Domo-kun]] and a kitten, the image grew popularity amongst [[wapanese]] and [[furfags]]. Due to that fanbase it has been emailed [[Over 9000]] times and has [[Aids| spread to every person in the world]].

== Gallery ==

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Image:Gumkitten.jpg
Image:Everytimeyousendthatfuckingpicturegodkillsadomokun.jpg|Send moar of those emails cause Domo Kun sucks too.
Image:Jesus_cats_cross.jpg|Every time you stay abstinent... Kitten kills a god.
</gallery></center>

== See also ==

* [[Fap]]
* [[God]]
* [[Murder]]
* [[Cat]]


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[[Category:Memes]]