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[[Image:EggGirlFUCKYEAHSEAKING.jpg|thumb|175px|FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!]]

'''Egg Girl''' is the name taken by a girl who occasionally posts her [[Art|egg artwork]] on [[b/|4chan's /b/ board]]. Most of the time she is [[Fantard|greeted with positive, almost courteous reviews]] and a lot of adulation from the normally rabid and angsty /b/ crowd. Other times she is [[Tits or gtfo|ridiculed]] by the teeming masses as a [[Trap|trap]] or a [[Troll|troll]], when in reality all she really is is just a [[whore|girl]] with a high [[Semen|protein]] content in her [[Cock|diet]].

==Correct Nomenclature==

[[Image:EggGirlRAH.jpg|thumb|175px|]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-22.jpg|thumb|175px|Shoe in mouth naow.]]

[[Image:Egggirl150.jpg|thumb|175px|Hard work on eggs...just look at the detail]]

{{quote|You need to post tits to be a chan, you fucking newfag. Oh yeah, and GTFO|Anon sets the record straight.}}

While many /b/tards call her "Egg-Chan", This cannot be a true name for Egg Girl. She has not [[Nakedgirlparts|posted nudes]], nor has she attempted to troll /b/ by alluding that she ever will post her girly parts. On several occasions, and in at least one picture, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|she has stated that she is "Egg Girl"]]. While it is not customary to name yourself on /b/, it is also not customary to post [[Original Content|original content]] on the board as well.

'''People who call her Egg-Chan are:'''
* [[Nobody|Newfags]]
* [[H8r|Haters]]
* People who [[MySpace|have seen the nudes that trolls have reported are floating around the web someplace.]]
* People who don't really give a shit about conventional /b/ thinking.

'''People who call her Egg Girl are:'''

* [[White Knighting|White Knights]]
* [[Sheep|Shitbags who claim that they are Oldfags and then they sage the thread.]]
* Readers of sites besides 4chan and don't mindlessly name every girl who posts anything on /b/ as a "chan".
* [[Weeaboo]] [[faggots]]

'''People who scream "TRAP" when she appears are:'''

* [[Boxxy]] fans
* Jacking off
* Probably right
* [[butthurt|Unrequited love]] concerning [[Cracky-chan]], unwilling to accept that she's not into them anymore after 3 years

==The Phenomena==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-19.jpg|thumb|175px|[[Doing it wrong|As close as you will get to real nudes]].]]

{{quote|We're all stalkers for Egg Girl. White knights are just pretending they don't have Egg Girl folders.|Anon, several thousand times.}}

In typical fashion, /b/tards are [[RAGE|divided right down the center]] when it concerns Egg Girl. Half of them want to stalk and [[Rape|rape her]], while the other half of them think she is [[Ugly|fugly and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever]]. Because of this status, Egg Girl ranks along with Boxxy as a <s>epic troll</s> [[camwhore|cunt]]. One must only post a [[Bait|single image of her]] to light /b/ on fire with a blaze of [[Drama|internet savagery]]. White Knights will appear out of nowhere to defend her...and haters will attempt to defame her and troll her every post. While this is happening, EVERYBODY will be looking for [[Docs|dox on her]] in an attempt to find more about this [[Dying alone|elusive internet persona]]. As of this writing, nothing further than her copious egg art, some normal cam shots, and a handful of replies can be found.

{{quote|i hate egg girl, im never on when she is :( |Anon again.}}

==Diet==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-63.jpg|thumb|left|175px|OH SHIT this is hot.]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-39.jpg|thumb|175px|Contrary to popular belief, she eats more than eggs.]]

{{quote|i don't eat store bought eggs. i get em from my mom's friend whos got chickens. they happen to lay brown eggs most of the time. on a rare occasion they are slightly blue. we'll see.|Egg Girl's chosen medium.}}

One must speculate that [[Food|Egg Girl's diet,]] consisting of a lot of hard-boiled eggs, must cause her to have [[Eproctophilia|terrible gas]]. Imagine if you will, being locked in a large prison cell with approximately 40 grown men who have been fed a scrambled egg breakfast and then a baked [[:File:Hannibal_fava_chianti.jpg|bean lunch.]]  Now imagine that it is nine o'clock that night...and you are locked in the cell with them, unable to escape.  Now that you have that image firmly in your mind's eye, think about a young girl, eating hard-boiled eggs in large quantities and locked away in her mother's basement with only [[Drugs#Inhalants|Sharpie brand markers]] to keep her company.

==Trap?==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-64.jpg|thumb|left|110px|No eggs here.]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-72.jpg|thumb|175px|OH YOU!]]

{{quote|I don't care how many times she posts her fucking eggs, until i see a penis or a lack of penis, she's a goddamn trap.|Anon, summing up the discussion at hand.}}

Because no nudes have been posted and also due to her reclusive nature, butthurt posters have speculated rather loudly that Egg Girl may be a [[Line Trap|trap.]]  Egg Girl herself aided these rumors by posting several images where she had [[Transgender|sketched out a goatee on her own face]]. Coupling the false beard with a hat to tuck her hair under, she became another internet persona, who was as full of the vigorous angst only a pubescent /b/tard could be. While in this [[Admiral Ackbar|persona,]] her egg artwork takes on a more dark, acrimonious style. Because of this new set of violent characteristics, the threads are full of lulz; garnering hilarity from both camps in the Egg Girl war.

To be fair, Egg Chan does have very funky looking hands, fingers kind of look more like toes.

==Art==

[[Image:Eg130.jpg|thumb|175px|The "Art" in question.]]

{{quote|ok #1, simply because i make simple drawings on my eggs doesn't mean i have no artistic talent. I just save it for an audience better then 4chan. i mean do u really think i would put alot of time and effort into a doodle on my breakfast? no.|Egg Girl, on what she does.}}

Egg Girl professes to work in other media besides eggs and to have some talent. She has posted at least [[Crap|one picture]] to back up her claims. However, after viewing the picture, many agree that she should stick to eggs and leave art to the professionals. She also claims to have more [[Shit|artwork]] that she only shares with a [[Friends|select few]]. Nothing further at this time has been posted or revealed.

==Quotes==

[[Image:Egg-Girl-27.jpg|thumb|175px|One of the images that led many idiots to believe she was a he.]]

[[Image:Egg-Girl-106.jpg|thumb|175px|I don't care what you say, that's a goddamn mustache.]]

Every time an Egg Girl thread starts on 4chan, the following quotes will be seen:

{{quote|If you loud-mouthed faggots scared off egg girl, I will kill you all! Tell me where you live and see if I fukken don't. She grabbed our attention, proved herself, and still...well this *is* /b/. Better luck next time egg girl.|Anon White Knight copy pasta.}}

{{quote|I bet egg girl's farts smell so rotten...I'd like her to fart right in my face bare ass then I'd lick her asshole|Anon's typical response.}}

{{quote|WOW!!! you losers should get a life. This girl is about a 5.5 and she is a crossdressing faggot and don't try to use "her eggs are so cute" as an excuse for demanding moar.|Somebody who has never had sex.}}

{{quote|This whore needs to shove things in that pussy with pics or leave, or we will be forced to rape and so on|As if it needed to be stated.}}

==Gallery of Egg Art==

{{Notice|Egg Girl and her very intriguing artwork are just in time for [[Easter|EASTER]]!}}

Within this gallery, you will find most of the egg art posted by Egg Girl on the 4chan /b/ board. In most cases, she poses along with her eggs in some sort of attempt at being cute, further fueling <s>/b/'s</s> [[13_year_old_boys|13-year old boy's]] [[Obsession|lust for this camwhore.]]

{{cg|'''Egg Art Gallery'''|egggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-10.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-20.jpg|omfgooglez
Image:Egg-Girl-24.jpg|That's fucking hot.
Image:Egg-Girl-25.jpg|i herd u liek
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-29.jpg|You know who's awesome?
Image:Egg-Girl-30.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-32.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-33.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-34.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-40.jpg|d'awww
Image:Egg-Girl-50.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-52.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-53.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-57.jpg|or GTFO
Image:Egg-Girl-58.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-60.jpg|upskirt pic
Image:Egg-Girl-87.jpg|Wow, how long did you spend on these ones?
Image:Egg-Girl-90.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-93.jpg|Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cute the first time.
Image:Egg-Girl-96.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-97.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-98.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-100.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-113.jpg|HE COMES
Image:Egg-Girl-122.jpg|He's got a hearty appetite.
Image:Egg-Girl-127.jpg|DAT ASS
Image:Egg-girl-200.jpg|WACKY!
Image:EggGirlPeek.jpg
Image:EggGirlKissingHouse.jpg‎ |she has the hots for House
Image:EggGirlHouseBleed.jpg|call cuddy, he's bleeding out!
</gallery>|}}

==Camwhore Gallery==

While it can be argued that because she does not post nudes of herself, she is not by definition, a [[Camwhore|camwhore]]. It can also be argued that anybody who posts pictures of herself this many times is in fact "whoring for the camera".

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{{cg|'''Camwhore Gallery'''|caminggallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Egg-Girl-11.jpg|d'awww
Image:Egg-Girl-12.jpg|Part of the fun of making them... 
Image:Egg-Girl-13.jpg|...is eating them.
Image:Egg-Girl-14.jpg|Somebody called her a man again.
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Image:Egg-Girl-15.jpg|
Image:Egg-Girl-16.jpg|Well, she did post tits.
Image:Egg-Girl-17.jpg|and moar
Image:Egg-Girl-18.jpg|MySpace head angle
Image:Egg-Girl-21.jpg|LOL dunno
Image:Egg-Girl-23.jpg|She'll bite yer head off!
Image:Egg-Girl-26.jpg|Trying to be boxxy.
Image:Egg-Girl-28.jpg|Boyscouts are prepared.
Image:Egg-Girl-31.jpg|something for the wapanese crowd
Image:Egg-Girl-35.jpg|penis goes where?
Image:Egg-Girl-36.jpg|thank god she isn't flashing a peace sign
Image:Egg-Girl-37.jpg|hurr hurr hurr
Image:Egg-Girl-38.jpg|durr durr durr
Image:Egg-Girl-41.jpg|putting /b/tards in their place
Image:Egg-Girl-42.jpg|fur faggotry
Image:Egg-Girl-43.jpg|reacting to fur faggotry
Image:Egg-Girl-45.jpg|tee hee hee
Image:Egg-Girl-46.jpg|awwww
File:Egg-Girl-104.jpg
Image:Egg-Girl-48.jpg|that's it, there are no more
Image:Egg-Girl-49.jpg|trying to act kewl
Image:Egg-Girl-51.jpg|okay, so there was one more
Image:Egg-Girl-62.jpg|proof she isn't a troll...at least in that thread
Image:Egg-Girl-67.jpg|somebody pissed her off, or scared her off
Image:Egg-Girl-70.jpg|no moar eggs
Image:Egg-Girl-77.jpg|tricky
Image:Egg-Girl-84.jpg|awesome
Image:Egg-Girl-89.jpg|oh my!
Image:Egg-Girl-92.jpg|somebody didn't believe that her brother was posting
Image:Egg-Girl-94.jpg|doing that queer french shit again
Image:Egg-Girl-99.jpg|BACK to the kitchen!
Image:Egg-Girl-105.jpg|[[oh exploitable]]
Image:Egg-Girl-107.jpg|:3
Image:Egg-Girl-108.jpg|I thought only Puerto Ricans liked muffin-tops
Image:Egg-Girl-109.jpg|probably from her devianTART profile
Image:Egg-Girl-110.jpg|defusing a situation
Image:Egg-Girl-112.jpg|om nom nom
Image:Egg-Girl-114.jpg|very recent tiem staymp
Image:Egg-Girl-115.jpg|chatting about anal
Image:Egg-Girl-119.jpg|more weeabo bullshit
Image:Egg-Girl-120.jpg|a pretty butterfly...
Image:Egg-Girl-124.jpg|probably from her Twitter account
Image:Egg-Girl-125.jpg|somebody jacked off to this
Image:Egg-Girl-126.jpg|because you are a recluse
Image:Egg girl 209.jpg
Image:Egg girl 207.jpg
Image:Egg girl 206.jpg
Image:Egg girl 205.jpg
Image:Egg girl 203.jpg
Image:Egg girl 201.jpg
Image:Egg girl 200.jpg
Image:Egg girl 2001.jpg|Danger is her middle name.
File:Egg girl 208.jpg
</gallery>|}}

=='''Video'''==

On the night of September 17, 2009, Egg Girl appeared on tinychat. A handful of video caps have been posted on http://www.youtube.com/user/stoolcorybro

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While not related, this video is highly relevant to the article.

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=='''See Also'''==	
[[Image:Egg-Girl-121.jpg|thumb|175px|Unhappy Egg Girl is unhappy.]]
* '''[[deviantART|Probably where she learned of 4chan in the first place]]'''
* '''[[Internet Fuckwad Theory|Relevant link. What happens when Egg Girl posts on /b/]]'''
* '''[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Applies to just about everybody involved.]]'''
* '''[[Trap|You can never be too sure.]]'''

=='''External Links'''==

Haven't you been paying attention? Nobody knows shit so far.

* '''[http://rs.4chan.org/?s=egg+girl/ Here are the Rapidshits]
* '''[http://www.aeb.org/ Potential future employer]
* '''[http://www.goodegg.com/boiledegg.html How to boil an egg]
* '''[http://www.ehow.com/how_15797_color-eggs-with.html How to color eggs...just in time for Easter!]
* '''[http://library.thinkquest.org/07aug/02073/technique.html Professional egg painting techniques]
* '''[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=437352297 / Supposedly her MySpace page]

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