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[[Image:Disclaimer.gif|frame|100px|right|How to execute the non-verbal dubious disclaimer.]]

'''Dubious disclaimers''' are disclaimers that mean absolutely nothing when taken in context with what a person is saying.  They are a sad consequence of [[Tolerance|PCism]].  They are largely used by [[racist]]s before telling an off-colour joke, starting their own [[purelily|white supremacist]] website, or talking to the actual [[IRL]] subject of their conversation. These are also called 'hedges' by those whose heads are not securely implanted in their asses. Fuckheads...

==Examples==
* "I'm [[not racist]], but..."
** "... [[Niggers]] should all be [[holocaust|thrown into gas chambers]].
* "I'm [[not gay]], but..."
** "... I take it [[in the ass]]."
* "I don't hate [[fag]]s, but..."
** "... they're really only good for [[tinder]]."
* "I'm not a [[pedophile]], but..."
** "...I have a terabyte [[lolicon]] collection.  [[Yes|Wanna see]]?"
* "Don't take this the wrong way, but..."
** "...I've been assfucking your wife, kids, and pets when you're not around."
* "You're entitled to your opinion, but..."
** "Fuck you man! I fucking love kids' genitalia!"
* "I respect you man.."
** "...but honestly, do everyone a favor and drive a fucking nail through your skull"
* "Everyone's entitled to their own opinion."
** "... except you, you [[faggot]]."
* "I'm not a Retard, but..."
** "...I Frequent the [[Ebaums]] forums."
* "Let's agree to disagree."
* "...[[Bill Clinton|I did not have sexual relations with that woman]]"
* "[[No offense, but...]]"
** "... [[your mom|your mother]] is a whore."
* "I agree with what you're saying, but..."
** "You're a massively deluded cunt."
* "I'm no [[spider expert|expert]], but..."
** "...You should really consider not being a complete cuntbitch. [[TITS OR GTFO]]"
* "[[I did it for the lulz]]!"
* "I saw it on TV!"
* "Some of my best friends are black persons, but..."
** "... only when I need something to barbecue."
* "Pravachol will lower your bad cholesterol, but..."
** "...side effects may include diarrhea, vomiting, headache, and [[death]]"
* "Don't hold this against me, but..."
** "I rape and kill young children, but only for the lulz."
* [[Kramer|"I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this!"]]
** "See ya later, you [[moot|child rapist]]"
* "[[Scientology|I'm not a Scientologist, but..."]]
* [[Kanye West|I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but...."]]
* <s>"[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is a satirical site, and..."
**"nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"</s> [[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]

==Non-verbal disclaimers==

The non-verbal motion of ''looking over both shoulders'' or ''holding your hand(s)over your mouth'' counts as a dubious disclaimer and also lends the appearance of security to whatever piece of inflammatory information is being passed.

==See also==
*[[Not racist]]
*[[Not gay]]
==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20110603052942/http://www.notracistbut.com/ http://www.notracistbut.com/]


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