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[[Image:Its a conspiracy.jpg|thumbnail|300px|Davkal, reduced to podcasting rants against [[Science Apologist]] in public parks.]]
'''Davkal''' was an editor who was eventually banned from [[TOW]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Paranormal#Davkal for behaving like a total asshat dickhead cunt]. His dreams of replacing [[science]] with his own important knowledge of the spirit world, magic crystals, zombie mating rituals, ghost puppet children, and psychically-induced orgasms (which are the dope) were ruthlessly thwarted by his arch Wiki-enemy, '''[[Science Apologist]]'''. He also is convinced the US [[government|Gubbamint]] is plotting to hide the [[truth]] of [[rape|anal-probing space aliens]] from the population. 

==[[Conspiracy theory|Some guy on the internet made an evil robot with my name on it]]==
Davkal's sworn enemy on Wikipedia is [[Science Apologist]], and Davkal's psychotic fantasy is that his evil nemesis has created a robot sockpuppet named "Davkal" that is programmed to act like an ass on Wikipedia and discredit all that [[bullshit|superstitious but totally cool paranormal shit]]. Davkal imagines that when ''anything'' that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed the bullshit, and then a fake "Davkal" appears on the article talk page, gets banned again, [[BAW|and no one complains because Science Apologist has friends who are admins on Wikipedia]].

==How Davkal ''imagines'' it works==  
* You place a "contributation" on Wikipedia that says UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, and cite your source as some UFO nut webpage.
* Suddenly, a fake Davkal appears on the talk page acting all batshit crazy.
* Then a Wikipedia Template appears on YOUR talk page, calling YOU a sockpuppet.
* If you go to the administrator's page to [[baw|complain]] about the accusation, the fake Davkal shows up there saying you and he are best buddies. 
* Suddenly you get blocked and ''permabanned'' for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain that you are NOT this Davkal, but you find your talk page [[cock block|blocked]], which is Wikipedia's way of saying ''Get Your Fucking [[Ass]] Off of Wikipedia and keep it out''.
* Science Apologist's henchmen [[delete fucking everything|remove all evidence]].
* Time from your "contributation" to having your ass tossed: 2-4 seconds.

Davkal believes this is all part of a [[illuminati|huge plot]] enabled by the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, and the US government.

==How it ''actually'' works==
If you place anything on Wikipedia that is [[bullshit|total bullshit]] then [[BAW|sane people will see your contributions and your sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia]] and make sure that UFO-Monkey-Raping-Paranormal-Ghosts and similar insane bullshit is kept OFF of Wikipedia. On Wikipedia, articles about [[porn]] get more respect than paranormal wanking.

==Links==
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Davkal What Wikipedia has to say about Davkal]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Davkal Davkal's sock farm]

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