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'''Dau.pl''' is an [[irssi]] script much in the fashion of [[Gay.pl]], in that it is designed to make you look like a [[complete]] asshole on [[IRC]]. It has a number of useful features.
[[Image:Daudotpl.png|thumb|Proper usage of Dau.pl.]]

==Features==

* Destroy text in a number of different ways
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** ADD AN UNBELIEVABLE NMUBER OF [[?|WUESTION MARQS]] AND [[!|EXCLANATION POIBTS]] !!!!!!!!!!!!??!???????!!!!!!!??????///
** <font color="#003366">R<font color="#006633">a<font color="#003366">n<font color="#999966">d<font color="#663399">o<font color="#660000">m <font color="#FF0099">c<font color="#66FF00">o<font color="#FFFF33">l<font color="#333333">o<font color="#9999CC">r<font color="#6666FF">s</font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></font>
* Greet people in channels in a wonderfully annoying way (see screenshot)
* Do some other [[ASCII]] crap
<pre>
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 < Dau.pl lets you cowsay without cowsay being installed. >
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         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
                 ||----w |
                 ||     ||
</pre>

==Instructions==
Go to http://www.dau.pl and download the script. Put it where you normally put your irssi scripts, and load it in the usual way. You will need shitty [[Perl]]. Set dau in action by executing /dau --daumode. Your text will be garbled before it is sent, and all the text you receive will be garbled as well. It's wonderful!

*Pressing and holding enter sends a lovely flood of HI@ALL's in a number of randomly messed up formats
*/dau --greet sends a great greet to the entire channel
*Dau.pl can be combined with Gay.pl. For example, /gay -1 hihihihi will color the text using Gay.pl, and destroy the formatting with Dau.pl (since --daumode is on). IRC annoyances are like Voltron: Their power increases exponentially when they combine.

==See also==
*[[gay.pl]]
*[[beefrave]] - Only recorded case in recent history of irl dau

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