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[[Image:Dameronirldiaper_anonib.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Damaron maed a poopie :] ]]
[[Image:DAMARONRAPE.jpg|thumb|100px|left|SURPRISE BUTTSEKHS!]]
'''Damaron The Wolf''' is a pathetic [[furfag]] basement dweller, who currently [[virgin|resides with his parents]] in some shithole called Canton, Michigan. Unwilling to be just another piss soaked babyfur in the sea of degeneracy that is the furry fandom, he also regularly [[attention whore|showcases]] his mental illness to his slavering crowd of [[YouTube]] fanboys.

Like many sexual deviants, Damaron believed that he would be able to live out his sick and twisted double life on the internet like some sort of retarded [[batman]]. This naiveté and gullibility is, of course, [[4chan|eBaums]] bread and butter. 
While [[lurking]] [[YouTube|the internet]] for another retarded [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now|video of the now]] to feature on [[ED]], [[User:Drunkenlazybastard|DLB]] was partially blinded after viewing Damaron's video 'Lupine Seduction' without the benefit of proper [[goggles|eye protection]]. The video in question was front paged 1/09/08, 24 hours later it had received [[at least 100]] new comments (mostly consisting of YIFF IN HELL!) and [[over 9000|over 5,000 new views]]. Once it was seen, it could not be unseen. With the [[Dox|charges]] set, our [[Anonymous|holy crusaders]] embarked upon an inevitable journey to cast aside this epic display of [[Furry|faggotry]], and [[Troll|trample]] it beneath their feet.
[[Image:Ebaumsractiondamaronjesus.JPG|thumb|right|200px|FUCK YOU /b/!]]
[[Image:Damaronpissypants.jpg|thumb|right|100px|BAWWWWWWWWW]]
[[Image:Damaronirl.JPG|thumb|200px|right|zOmg furpile]]

[[Image:Damaronyoutubecaught.JPG|right|200px|thumb|LOL HAI]]

==The Video That Started It All== 
<video type="liveleak" id="7c1_1254965367" width="540" height="406" desc="Oh for fuck's sake, why?!" frame="true" position="center"/>

[[Image:Furfagmomdamaron.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Furfags do not understand our holy mission of ruin]]
[[Image:Damaronexploitable.JPG|thumb|right|200px|OH EXPLOITABLE]]
[[Image:Damaronexploited.jpg|thumb|right|200px|EXPLOITED!]]
[[Image:Damaronpedo2.jpg|thumb|right|Keep away from small children]]
[[Image:KillDamaronWithFire.jpeg|thumb|right|KILL HIM WITH FIRE!]]

==[[4chan|4chan's]] Reaction==

Upon viewing the [[furfag]] [[whore|strip tease]] video, /b/ collectively shat bricks. Pitchforks, harpoons and torches were soon at hand, and over the cries of "YIFF IN HELL" and "OH FUCK YOU /b/!," the [[internet hate machine]] began to chug into action. Within a short period of time some [[internet detective|enterprising]] group of anons had managed to not only dig up his [[dox]], but those of his parent (singular, LOL his dad is dead) and place of employment. Repeated calls and emails to his work, home, and mother by [[anonymous|concerned citizens]] have yet to determine whether or not Damaron is indeed in the market to [[Buy A Dog|buy a dog]] for something other than [[bestiality|raping]] purposes.

==[[BAWW|Damaron's woe]]==

Between frequent [[yiff|yiffing sessions]] and [[sick fuck|"erotic dances"]] Damaron happened to notice that anon had caught wind of him. [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|He preceded to try and delete his original video, and make his LiveJournal friends only.]] This notice was put up on his [[LiveJournal|LJ]] as of January 12:

{{quote|Due to new privacy measures, no personal bio or posts are available for public view. [[police|keeping tabs on me]].| 

[[furfag|Damaron]]}}

This of course, is a [[retarded|mildly unintelligent]] solution, as it will only fuel the rage of further [[trolls]]. He really would have been better off [[buy a dog|buying a dog]].

==Youtube Faggotry==
<youtube>VmUeNNO1Lx8</youtube> 

Damaron loves to parade his mental illness around in public.

{{quote|Look kids! While having [[buttsecks]], our bodies form the letter "h"!|'''Damaron''' - ''Teaching kids how to spell with the use of visual [[AIDS|aids]].}}

==Gallery:==
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Image:Damaronlarp1.jpg|Oh yea, did I mention he apparently LARPs as well?
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Image:Damaronlarp3.jpg
Image:Damaronlarp4.jpg
Image:Damaronlarp5.jpg
Image:Damaronlarp6.jpg
Image:Damaronlarp7.jpg
Image:Damarongiftart.jpg|Oh god
Image:Damarongiftart2.jpg
Image:Damaronpoledance.jpg|[[Attention Whore]]
Image:Damaronexploitable2.jpg|[[OH EXPLOITABLE]]
Image:DamaronCar.jpg|He likes that fucking car a [[rape|little too much]]
Image:Damaronexploitable3.jpg|Everyone's got a little furry in 'em!
Image:DAMARON_ADDRESS.jpg|I wonder where Damaron lives?
Image:DEM17.jpg|In b4 fursecution.
Image:Damarondrunk.jpg
Image:Damaronfurcon.jpg
Image:Damaronirlfurfagtshirt.jpg|He seriously wore that [[T-shirt]]? In DISNEYLAND?!
Image:Damaronpose1.jpg
Image:Damaronpose2.jpg
Image:Damaronpose3.jpg
Image:Damaronpose4.jpg
Image:Damaronpose5.jpg
Image:Damaronxmas.jpg|You're getting something worse than coal, and it ain't going to be in your stocking.
Image:Damaronrelated2.JPG|According to Damaron this person is somehow related to him; I see this gene pool needs [[moar]] chlorine.
</gallery>

==External Links==

*[http://damaron.livejournal.com/profile His Live Journal]
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Damaron His WikiFur page], though it's a [[stub]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Damaronwolf YouTube Profile]
*[http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=Grashwolf His ''Halo 3'' Xbox Live Account]
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/damaron Fur Affinity account]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEnTaDYo5Jg More on the letter "h"]


==See Also==

*[[Furry]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[babyfur|Baby Fur]]


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