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[[File:DJRaziel.jpg|thumb|Back off ladies, he's taken!]]
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[[File:Fucknut.jpg|thumb|prepping the lolcow for another milking]]
[[File:Lokfags.jpg|thumb|FACT: This is on his favorites list on DeviantART. Further proof that he is a [[faggot]].]]
[[File:Hackerbullshit.jpg|thumb|I R L33T HAXOR JUST LIEK JEFFK!!]]
[[File:Pwnage2.jpg|thumb|Yeah, and I'm Princess Di.]]

DJRaziel, constipated bitch [[GoddessMillenia]]'s online BF, is many things -- a failed troll, a failed boyfriend, a failed person -- but really he's made up of just plain [[fail]]. He is the [[Bukkake|shining white knight]] of [[GoddessMillenia]], charging to her [[AIDS|aid]] against those who dare attack her. Or [[Win|contradict]] her. Or [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|express differing opinions]]. Or draw [[Necrophilia|breath]].

==The Lolcow==

DJRaziel127 is an [[Pedophile|alleged 20-year-old]] romantically involved with GoddessMillenia's [[fugly|scaly hide]]. He is willing to get down on one knee and really [[rimjob|lick boot]], provided she do some licking in [[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|return]].

He is known for showing up in the middle of a [[Jewtube]] shitstorm ready for a [[rape|real fight]], only to be relentlessly [[pwn|beat upon]] and [[Flame wars|mocked]].

Unaware of what a target for lulz GoddessMillenia is, he insists on making things worse with quotes like:
 
{{quote|It's fun to watch RoseDincht as the thinks that by creating things on a parody website actually effects someone, but then again some people can't realize that what reality is.
It's funny to see that after a month she is still updating the ED pages, wasting even more of her life to a pointless cause, but if I guess looking like a fool makes you feel better then she is more then welcome to continue being an idiot.|DJRaziel, a dead man}}

"As the thinks?"

Of course, this [[internet tough guy]] lives in dire fear of anyone [[Pedophile|discovering]] his status as a [[neckbeard]]. [[Some argue|There is proof]] that DJRaziel only agrees with GoddessMillenia because he wants her to hit that. And by that, I mean his pox-riddled, furry, AIDs-ridden, shit-soaked, disease-laden gorilla scrotum. And if he really had been all right with this page, he would have let that stay.

==You tubin'==

Recently, GoddessMillenia had a [[Almost raped|violent attack]] of [[AIDS|verbal diarrhea]]. [[Ironic|Unfortunately]], this took the form of a Jewtube rant against heteros.
 
{{quote|Kain just kills Umah when she pisses him off, he goes thorough much more stuff for Raziel. And is waaay more Devestated when Raziel sacrifices himself. Seems to me like he was using Umah and is truly in love with Raziel|GoddessMillenia, shitfactory.}}
and a directly contradicting rant:
 
{{quote|Yeah I don't like Tidus either.
However, I'm not going to make up other pairings just because I don't like Tidus. Yuna is in love with Tidus, so the Tidus X Yuna the only pairing that should be supported. Beisdes with Lulu X Wakka|GoddessMillenia, hypocrite bitch.}}

She was roundly pwned, but instead of just walking it off like a man (or getting one of her [[Tool|gay friends]] to flash his claws like a woman), she ran and cried to [[bitch|DJRaziel]], who joined her in the next [[Flame|free-for-all]] and defended her against the [[truth|nasty people]].
 
{{quote|wow what a bitch...
Why don't you go die?|DJRaziel, comeback champ.}}

==[[Y HELO THAR]]==

When GoddessMillenia found her ED article, she immediately [[blowjob|whined]] to him to shut it down, but [[anonymous|anonymous is legion]], and he failed. Then he [[get on irc fgt|got on irc]] to whine about it, invoking [[internet law]], saying his girlfriend's many pieces of [[shitty art|art]] were [[bullshit|copyright]], and threatening to sue. It was at that point that the mighty interwebz came [[pwn|hailing down upon him]].

Any actual visit to one of her sites shows various pieces of copyrighted art from [[Animu|Funimation]] and Eidos, mainly just a [[Copyright infringement|helluva lot of screenshots]]. [[Check your facts|Further investigation]] showed that her DeviantART page did not acknowledge said [[stupid|copyright]], and that she was in fact a [[Hypocrite|two-faced bitch]].

==Tampon==

Recently, DJRaziel has joined [[Derpaviangott]] as one of GoddessMillenia's [[bitch|personal]] human sanitary napkins, helping to stem the heavy flow of her stupidity, [[masturbation|stroking her hair]] and giving her [[lemonparty|cups of tea]] when the mean little internets get her down. This places him firmly in the [[friend zone]], which may be wise in light of the fact that if she goes down on him, it's probably [[16 year old girl|statutory]].

Due to the fact that he has come into [[buttsecks|contact]] of any kind with GoddessMillenia, it is very likely that he has [[Legacy of Kain|KainAIDs]]. However, this shouldn't come as a suprise to anyone whose body has known the cleansing touch of soap.

==Failed Hacker==

DJRaziel takes credit for [[Shit nobody cares about|hacking Albatross18 servers]], along with some other [[prick]]. Of course he was immediately [[banhammer|caught]], but not before this great accomplishment could go down in history as the first time [[Nerd|anyone's]] crashed a game server, [[4chan|anywhere.]]

He thinks he's hacked ED. He's a [[fucktard]].

==Anti-lulz==

Less than two day after GoddessMillenia [[Deleting your LiveJournal|called it quits]], a new [[troll|user]] showed up on ED known as DJRazhere. Cleverly disguising the fact that he is really [[troll|DJCockGobbler]], he attempted to edit this page and [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|failed]]. He [[rape|retooled]] the links to take credit for various [[shit nobody cares about]]. He pretends to [[lie|take this article lightly]] and think it [[butthurt|very funny]], though if he were that amused he probably wouldn't be editing in the first place. His major claim to [[hacker]] status was that he googled ED and found out you can join to edit pages (WOW). In the end, he is nothing but a [[Centipede filled vagina|failed troll]] who does not know the difference between [[parody]] and [[satire]]. Go to his talk page and [[flame]] him.

==DA==

Recently, he joined the Animu fuck-fest that is DevianTart just to continue his current job of internet tough guy. Notice he has only two entries. Pictures. Of flowers. Yup.

==See Also==

*[[GoddessMillenia]]
*[[Derpaviangott]]
*[[Pedobear]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Fucktard]]

==More Links==

*[http://www.myspace.com/djraziel127 His MySpace]
*[http://marijuanaman.tv/ His Website] Fixed link.
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=djraziel127 His Youtube] A bunch of shit that nobody cares about.
*[http://forum.curse-x.com/hall-shame/19654-april-15th-2007-1-05am-pst.html His cockgobbling status is well known.] Even the people he works with know he loves the cock.
*[http://www.pangya.nu/blogs/149/a18-down-until-further-notice/ A-18 faggery] What he took credit for, despite being a fucktard.
*[http://djraziel127.deviantart.com/?offset=50 His DA page], probably even shittier than his girlfriend's.

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