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'''Civcraft''' is a place where [[autism|Minecraft players go to die]], and for [[retards|AnCaps]] to [[gay|masturbate]] on, and [[fags|Anarchists]] to do [[hugbox|nothing]] on, and is the brainchild of the moron, [[brony|ttk2]], who created it as a [[reddit|political experiment for redditfags to play on]].

The server first appeared as AnCap Minecraft at [[history|some point]] in 2012. The [[Libertarian|AnCaps]] ruined the server, and [[brony|ttk2]] decided to recreate it because he has [[loser|no friends IRL]]. And so it was reborn as [[autism|Civcraft]], a kind of [[secondlife|mental hospital]] for the delusional, no life, morons who are typically abandoned at birth because their mothers saw what they had wrought and were disgusted with themselves, who then took their lives shortly afterwards, because who could live with themselves after that?

=History=

==The Beginning==

Civcraft started off as innocent as a haven for [[fags|AnCaps]] could start. They mined all the diamonds. Fought all the people, and created massive penis towers in their seat of power, Columbia, where civilization, or some faggoty shit like that, started on Civcraft. people were killed and locked in the End, a special mod made for Civcraft as a sort of penal system for [[awesome|the only sane people on Civcraft]] to chill in after doing God's work. More cities were created, and more autism was spread, and their website, civcraft.net, was sprung into existence to provide an online community outside of the hellhole that was their server, for people to talk about all the [[dicks|diamonds]] they found, or who they killed, or for [[boring|stirring]] political debate to occur. It is commonly accepted that [[brony|ttk2]] is plugged into the website at all times in order to look after his creation like the  [[alone|God]] that he was to it.

==The Invasion==

Some awesome guys came and decided to kill everyone for shits and giggles, and "resistance" movements were created to fight back, and almost everything on the server was destroyed. All cried, [[awesome|jimmies were rustled]], the [[jews|AnCaps]] bemoaned the loss of their [[dicks|diamonds]]. It ended after the holy warriors who destroyed everything got bored and left. Victory was proclaimed. Parades were had, dicks were sucked. All was well in the land of Civcraft.

==The Rebirth==

So, some [[awesome|guy]] [[Social_engineering|talked]] to [[brony|ttk2]] about hosting their website. He [[dox|informed the public about the horror that was Civcraft]], and ended up releasing all the server files for public viewing. Many people [[cried|denounced]] him for his civic duty, but he was overall seen as a [[snowden|hero to the internet community]] for his actions. In the end, however, [[brony|ttk2]] persisted, and recreated the server, [[why|as Civcraft 2.0]], which increased the [[autism|difficulty of playing by adding a seemingly endless list of mods]], and consolidated the [[autism|power]] in the [[jews|AnCaps]]. Everyone else was [[offended|mad about it]], but [[brony|ttk2]], shedding the lie of objectivity, banned them all.

==The Ragnarok==

TODO. Talk about ttk2 spawnkilling everyone, amiright?

=People & Organizations=

==List of Players==

* ttk2
* Foofed
* Matticus Rex
* Laurelai
* Tea Jizzle
* Berge 403
* dbb
* Blue Avenue
* Barack Obama
* Adolf Hitler
* HenryDraton's Bots
* Erich Honecker
* Bill Williams
* Wilgar
* Gloria Steinem
* A Hamster
* Tutterise
* Bleeding Madras
* [[hero|waffle4brkfst]]
* And a bunch of other faggots who are gonna cry that they're not listed here

==Organizations==

===LSIF===

The LSIF(Lazy Socialist Irrate Faggots) were a bunch of [[fags|Anarchists]] who banded together when it became apparent that their shitty political ideology would be the end of their enjoyment of Civcraft if they didn't group up. It apparently worked out for them, and [[gay|all was well]].

===AnCaps===

A bunch of [[jews|libertarians]] who collected all the [[dicks|diamonds]] and feebly discussed their political ideology on their website, civcraft.net, while they [[pee|pissed themselves]] because they were too busy writing [[furry|erotica]] about their loves, [[bitch|Ayn Rand]] and [[hero|Ron Paul]].

===Everyone Else===

Please refer to [[minecraft|Autismcraft]].

=External Links=
*[http://civcraft.net Their official website]
*[http://www.reddit.com/r/civcraft Their autistic reddit website]

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