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'''{{glow|Christopher Cantwell}}''', better known as the '''Crying Nazi''', is an [[alt-right]] internet [[edgelord|shockjock]] with a [[crybaby|soft spot]], and also a prominent attendant of the 2017 Unite the Right rally, where he was seen making a [[Internet Tough Guy|wannabe tough guy]] of himself only to juxtapose his cool guy persona after the event by posting a video of himself crying like a bitch baby over a warrant being issued for his arrest. During his involvement in the rally, Cantwell was pepper-sprayed twice within two days, being the first instance of Cantwell expressing his soft side, and also became a primary figure in a ''Vice News'' documentary covering the event, in which he was filmed being a general [[tryhard]]. Cantwell is otherwise known for his [[podcast]]s and [[blog]] postings labeled '''''Radical Agenda''''' (initially called ''Some Garbage Podcast'' in an early period of self-awareness) which is full of the same racist shockjock rhetoric that you might already expect from him. He loves to talk shit on the internet but would, evidently, break down like a baby if he ever tried that shit in real life (and he did). If that video didn't make the alt-right lose respect for him, then the fact that he immediately became a {{glow|federal informant}} and began snitching after getting [[v&]] certainly should have, except his idiotic fans still scratched up [[over 9000|$25,000]] for his bail.

==Vice News coverage==

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|'''Jews will not replace us!'''|Cantwell chanting with the tiki torch bois.
|[...] every single case, it's some little black asshole behaving like a savage [...]|Cantwell on why [[Trayvon Martin]] deserved to die.
|I'm carrying a pistol, I go to the gym all the time. I'm trying to make myself more capable of violence.|Cantwell being hardcore.
|The fact that nobody on our side died, I'd go ahead and call that points for us. The fact that none of our people killed anybody unjustly, I think, is a plus for us [...] I think it was more than justified [...] I think that a lot more people are gonna die before we're done here, frankly.|Cantwell on the death of [[Heather Heyer]].
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==Alt-Right to [[Alt-Lite]] / Where is he now?==
In 2018, Cantwell was b& from the state of [[Virginia]] for 5 years for pepper-spaying counter-protestors, for he was not the only one being pepper-sprayed you see; the entire event was basically a pepper-spray battle royale. Also in 2018, he became the first guest on the ''Bowl Podcast'', but was eventually kicked off the show due to his [[lolcow]] status causing the ''Bowl Podcast'' to become the target numerous prank calls. As a result, Cantwell made violent threats towards the group and followed through with threats to contact law enforcement, including the [[FBI]], as though they were his [[Personal Army|personal Nazi bulldogs]]. Nathaniel Wheelmaker also featured him as a playable character in the video game, ''[[Angry Goy II]]'', who uses pepper spray as a primary weapon. Cantwell featured the game on ''Radical Agenda'' and hosted a download for the game.

In January 2019, Cantwell created a more watered-down purple-pilled version of Radical Agenda called ''Outlaw Conservative''. We also saw more Nazi-on-Nazi violence as Cantwell threatened a Bowl Patrol member over [[Telegram]] telling him that he'd [[rape]] his wife in front of his children and contact [[CPS]] about his alleged [[math|drug abuse]] if he did not disclose him information about another member of their group.

In 2020, he had a visit from the FBI whom he initially thought were going to assist him against the Bowl Patrol's hardcore pranking against him, but was actually investigated for extortion and sentenced to 3 years in the slammer but was let out in 2022.

{{quote|Cantwell: behaves like he is now, has been run out of other political movements for being an embarrassment, also has some [[Cthulhu|mythos]] about how his endless discussions with law enforcement are for the greater good. He's taking down [[antifa]], he swears.

Cantwell defends both [[Atomwaffen]] and Parrott, as well as Eli Mosely. Christopher Cantwell is an admitted government informant. These things are not unrelated.

How is "America is irredeemable, I'm going to lead a revolutionary [[skinheads|national socialist street fighting movement]] to create a peasant's revolt" a reconcilable position with being an informant?|The one and only [[Weev]][https://archive.li/1tCTf]}}

By 2022, Cantwell announced that he was living in a halfway house in [[New Hampshire]].

As of Jan. 2025, ''Radical Agenda'' went offline and roughly a month later he was arrested yet again for strangulating his neighbor.

Also he's [[gay]] now.

==[[Buttbuddies|Friends]] of Chris Cantwell==
This just in, Chris has a [[Telegram]] group where he hooks up with gay twinks. He even uploaded an 18-minute-long audio recording of himself pounding a twink's ass while making gay [[Holocaust Porn|Nazi S&M]] talk with him so that somebody else wouldn't expose him for his new-found love of casual sodomy, and also because he thinks his fans might find parts of it amusing. He specifically thinks we'll find the parts we're he says "''I'm going to take the dick out of you and put it in women, to save this country from the genetic disaster these Jews have for us''" and also the part we're he says "''Maybe I'll find a woman who will let me keep you as a pet; when she's being a bitch, I'll tell her I'm taking the dick away and putting it in my litttle Suzie boy''" will be especially funny to us. {{kf|19318/page-53#post-22508996|Audio leakage available here.}}

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==In Conclusion...==
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==See Also==
*[[Angry Goy II]]
*[[Baked Alaska]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Crybaby]]
*[[James Alex Fields]]
*[[John Pike]]
*[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]]
*[[Polybun]]
*[[Richard Spencer]]
*[[Skinhead]]
*[[Weev]]

==External Links==
* [https://theradicalagenda.com/home/ RadicalAgenda.com] - Cantwell's official blog site.
* [https://odysee.com/@ChrisCantwell:9 The Crying Nazi's boring podcasts on Odysee]
* [https://www.wonkette.com/p/crying-nazi-pleads-guilty ''Crying Nazi Pleads Guilty, Still Blames The JEEWWWZ''] — Wonkette
* [https://www.wonkette.com/p/cry-nazi-cryyyyyyy ''Cry, Nazi! Cryyyyyyy!''] — Wonkette
* [https://www.wonkette.com/p/nazi-weev-mad-at-crying-nazi-for-being-a-big-ol-narc ''Nazi 'Weev' Mad At 'Crying Nazi' For Being A Big Ol' Narc''] — Wonkette

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