View source for Chismah

<!-- Taken From http://web.archive.org/web/20100411070301/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chismah -->
[[File:Dwaynefag.jpg|thumb|right|He's free ladies]]
Chismah is the [[YouTube]] [[screen name]] of Dwayne Holloway, a 32 year old [[man]] who claims he suffers from "True Forced Loneliness" and stuff like that. Dwayne claims that [[women]] stereotype him out before getting to know him and stuff like that. This is very [[lulzy]] because Dwayne is [[unemployed]], lives with his [[mother]], weighs well over 500lbs (BEWARE of [[harpoons|the fucking harpoons]] assfish), and sits behind his computer all night posting [[YouTube]] vids and making fake youtube accounts of his [[haters]] and shit like that. Just what every [[woman]] wants in a guy. When questioned about his social life, Dwayne said, "I don't have any [[friends]] so I pretty much sit at home on the [[computer]] and stuff like that, but I do get out when I go to the store and stuff like that". In a [[failed]] attempt to lose weight, Dwayne devised a workout plan which consisted of a walk around the block at 5:00 in the morning and stuff like that before he went to bed, and thats it. He claims he was planing on "hitting" the gym, but couldn't because his doctor said he was at risk to have a massive [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|heart attack]] and stuff like that. Dwayne has [[cybersex|e-sex]] with his [[butt buddy]] [[Bill122460]].

==[[batshit|Mental Illness]]==
[[File:Dwaynefail.jpg|thumb|right|Chismah doesn't change <s>facial expressions</s> clothes.]]
It is quite apparent that Dwayne and [[Bill122460|Bill]] alike suffer from severe [[schizophrenia]] and shit like that and should be admitted asap. They believe that the [[the man|government]] and shit like that is out to get them and is brainwashing [[women]] into forcing them to be [[lonely]] and stuff like that. Bill has posted videos to people in the [[military]] and in [[law]] enforcement telling them to turn on the government and blow up The White House. Bill has stated that he hates [[women]] so much that when he hears about a woman being murdered on the news, he smiles and [[sick fuck|fantasizes]] about killing a woman. Bill and Dwayne also think that the government killed [[Chris Benoit]] and stuff.

==Mission==
Dwayne claims he's on a mission from God to [[goatse|open]] people's eyes and expose the reality of "TFL" and the U.S. Government. He says after they post 1000 more [[YouTube]] videos and get 7 more supporters, they're going to "[[unrealistic expectations|take it to the streets]]". Of course, his idea of taking it to the streets is sitting on his couch [[eating]] pizza and watching [[tv]] land while [[Bill122460]] goes on a killing spree with his son Jason. In a [[sad]] attempt to show his dedication to the "movement", Dwayne has stated that he's in it till the bitter end or until he's dead and maggots are eating his shriveled [[virgin]] [[dick]]. 

[[File:Tfl101.jpg|thumb|right|Setting you down the right path one [[retarded]] quote at a time]]
==Relationship with Bill==
Dwayne and [http://www.youtube.com/bill122460 Bill] met in a [[chat room|gay chat room]] 2 years ago. They each expressed their [[hate]] for [[women]] and 2 days later Bill and Dwayne were "[[Bros B4 Hoes|brothers for life]]". Their relationship grew even stronger when Dwayne bought a [[webcam]] and showed Bill his [[penis]] on cam. They have [[phone sex]] on a daily basis and when Stevehoca was part of the TFL movement, the three were known to have 3way circle jerks on cam. since Dwayne didn't like Bill looking at other guys, they removed Steve from the movement and added REDTOP who is very well know in the gay community for his deepthroat skills. 

===Break Up===
After being told by his [[mother]] to stop talking to [[bill122460|Bill]], dwayne deleted his [[YouTube]] account and decided to use his 743895789 fake accounts to harass his [[buttsecks|ex-lover]]. Dwayne returned to youtube on cam from his new youtube account *[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=billanddwayneexposed billanddwayneexposed] posting videos "exposing" Bill. His attempt to return as a hero was an instant [[fail]].

<!-- Video Not Loading?
===[[PWNED]]===
-->

==The [[gay|NWO]] Spokesman==
After making many [[fail|failed]] comebacks on various accounts, Dwayne decided to start *<s>[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=newworldordertv '''NewWorldOrderTV''']</s> '''Suspended''', LOL. On this new channel, Dwayne educated fellow [[basement dwellers]] on how [[women]], the government, [[children]], [[atheists]], and anybody else who isn't a complete [[psycho|fucking psycho]] are all trying to take over the world.

==Trivia==
*Claims he lost his [[virginity]] last year at the age of 31. 
*Says "and stuff like that" after every sentence. 
*Wore the same clothes in his first 30 [[YouTube]] vids until people started mentioning it. Then he finally changed them. 
*States he has no [[IRL]] [[friends]]. 
*Nicknames include, Fat Albert, The Hunchblack, Big Red, and The Red Pill. 
*Publicly endorses the [[disease]] [[fibromyalgia]] and has attempted to become the disease's [[lesbian|spokesperson]]. Rumor has it that his [[IRL]] [[fag|BFF]] [[Bill122460]] also has the disorder and is making the same dedication his lover has to [[roman showers|speaking out]] against [[you|skeptics]] of this [[Ann Coulter|disorder]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.trueforcedloneliness.com True Forced Loneliness.com]

===Youtube==
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DwayneHollowayTV <s>Dwayne on youtube</s>] '''BALEETED!'''
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bill122460 <s>Bill on youtube]</s> '''Suspended'''

===Myspace===
*[http://myspace.com/chismah "Chismah" on Myspace"]

==See Also==
*[[Dying Alone]]

{{ytseries}}
[[category:People]]