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[[Image:Clamp.jpg|thumb|[[DO NOT WANT|Middle-aged women]] wishing that they were still [[slut|Japanese high school girls]].]]
[[Image:Clamp ohkawa real.png|thumb|The [[God|leader]].]]
[[Image:Clamp mokona real.png|thumb|The main [[weeaboo]].]]
[[Image:Clamp nekoi real.png|thumb|The unwanted one.]]
[[Image:Clamp satsuki real.png|thumb|The [[fail|useless one]].]]

'''CLAMP''', [[acronym]] for "[[DO NOT WANT|Cunt Licking Aliens Masturbating to Phatties]]", is an all-female [[orgy|group]] of [[Japan]]ese [[weeaboo]]-like [[dykes]] who want to draw [[shit|manga]] with [[Unfunny|funny]] storylines. Obviously, they all [[fail]] [[epic]]ally at that, since their [[faggot]]ry is only funny if [[you]]'re a sick [[pedo]], a [[incest|sister fucker]], or an [[otaku]]. On second thought, since [[you]] are all of these things, you probably DO think their [[shit]] is funny.
<big>[[FAIL]]</big>

==[[dykes|Members]]==
There used to be [[at least 100|a lot more]] of them, but the former members slowly began to realize what CLAMP's [[rape|ulterior motives]] were, so they left [[last Thursday]]. Now, there are only four.

===[[God|Nanese Ohkawa]]===
[[Image:Clamp ohkawa.png|[[Fail]].]]

Ohkawa is the group's [[god]], as she does all of the [[fail]] jobs. These include handling all of the [[pimp|business aspects]], making sure that their [[religion|religious]] bashing is [[lie|accurate]], and writing the [[unfunny]] script for the [[porn|manga]] they publish. 

[[TL;DR]]?

Nanese Ohkawa is responsible for CLAMP's [[popular]]ity. Because of this, [[you]] must kill her. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|With fire]].

===[[Suethor|Mokona]]===
[[Image:Clamp mokona.png|[[Faggot]].]]

Mokona is an obvious [[weeaboo]], which is really sad, because the woman is fucking from [[Japan]]. She's the [[deviantart|artist]] of CLAMP, and made a fucking [[Mary Sue|self-insert]] of who she thinks she is THREE DIFFERENT TIMES in THREE DIFFERENT SERIES. Since she's highly [[fail|uncreative]], all of these self-inserts look exactly the same, save for one, which is a nigger.

[[TL;DR]]?

Mokona is responsible for the annoying flowers and [[shit]] in [[Cardcaptor Sakura]]. [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|You know what do do.]]

===[[Poser|Mick Nekoi]]===
[[Image:Clamp nekoi.png|[[Retard]].]]

Claims to be the touch-up artist. Really, she's just unwanted.

===[[Fail|Satsuki]]===
[[Image:Clamp satsuki.png|[[sick fuck|You're fapping to this]], [[amirite]]?]]

She's supposed to be the one who makes the layout. Really, she's unwanted as well.

==[[Shit]]==
*[[Cardcaptor Sakura]]
*[[Tsubasa Chronicle]]
*xxxHOLiC
*RG Veda
*Clover
*Legal Drug
*Chobits
*Magic Knight Rayearth
*[[shit nobody cares about|A bunch of other failtastic fuckery]].

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