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'''Bobby CockLick''', a.k.a. Bobby Nodick or The Antichrist, is the real [[cancer|cancer]] killing the video games industry. Being the cock sucker he is, he founded Activision, a group of Atari rejects who began their legacy of shitty games starting with the Atari 2600 and ultimately led to the video game crash. Since his rise to CEO of Activision Blizzard he has taken every opportunity he can to shit all over video games and [[faggots|anybody who ever cared about them]]. He is in every sense of the word a Jew, milking every single cent out of any and all established franchises he can get his greedy mitts on, turning beloved franchises into bi-annual Madden-esque shitfests. It's established fact that Kotick has never played a video game in his life, unless you consider counting money a video game. The closest he's actually come to playing a video game was holding a Guitar Hero controller for the picture found in the gallery below. Oh yeah, and he also used to run [[4Kids|4Kids]] if that puts things in perspective. Bobby Kotick has openly admitted that he WILL exploit games for profit on several occasions, therefore making him, truly the biggest douche in the universe.

==Recent News==
<s>Apparently he's dead.</s> [[Nope.avi|NOPE]]

==List of Games Bobby Kotick Has Personally Fucked==

*''[[WoW|World of Warcraft]]''
*<strike>''[[Starcraft 2| Starcraft 2]]''</strike> Everyone from Blizzard raped bw until Starcraft 2 appeared
*''[[Diablo III| Diablo III]]'' Even before it was out, it was clear that [[AIDS|his shit]] would be smeared all over it, and, to exactly [[noone]]'s surprise, it turned out to be a pile of fail and AIDS.
*''[[Call of Duty: World at War]]''
*''[[Modern Warfare 2|Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2]]''
*''[[Call of Duty: Black Ops]]''
*''[[Modern Warfare 3|Call of Duty: MW3]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero World Tour]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero 5]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero: Aerosmith]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero: Metallica]]''
*''[[Guitar Hero| Guitar Hero: Van Halen]]''
*''DJ Hero''
*''DJ Hero 2''

==List of Dick Moves by Kotick==

*Interrogating, holding captive, and firing the head developers of Infinity Ward before they got their bajillion dollar paychecks for developing the [[Modern Warfare 2|highest grossing video game of all time]], which he incidentally thought was a bad idea in the first place.
*Halting the release of Brutal Legend by suing Double Fine productions.
*Battle.net 2.0
*Threatening to drop support for [[playstation|Sony]] consoles, because [[Jew|money]].
*Openly expressing wish to incorporate a subscription model into online shooting games.
*Shit-Eating Grin Attack: Stuns [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] in rage as he steals money from their pockets.
*[[Real ID]]
*<strike>Sexually harassing a flight attendant</strike> She should've been in the kitchen.
*Wants to sell cutscenes from video games as movies.
*Having a large hand in the Vidya game industry despite being a talentless hack with zero Gamedev skills. ( [[fact|Can't code, Can't art, Can't write, Can't Music, Can't even QA test.]] )

==Quotes==

{{quote|The goal that I had in bringing a lot of the packaged goods folks into Activision about 10 years ago was to take all the fun out of making video games.|The Dark Lord himself}} 

{{quote|Well, he doesn't have to be as much of a dick about it, does he? I think there is a way he can do it without being a total prick. It seems like it would be possible. It's not something he's interested in.|Tim Schafer on Kotick}}

{{quote|we have their credit card information and we have a direct relationship|Kotick on the exploitation of sheep}} 

{{quote|Within the next five years, you are likely to see us do that. Now that may be in partnership with somebody; it may be alone. But there will be a time when we capitalize on the relationship that we have with our audience.|Kotick getting his trollface on about selling cutscenes as movies}}

{{quote|They're probably the last remaining high quality independent developer.|Kotick talking about Bungie...yeah}}

{{quote|[[hookers_and_blow|rewards]] [[jew_gold|profit]] and nothing else.|Concerning Kotick's incentive program for Activision employees}}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:Bobby_kotick-faces_of_rage.jpg|Look at that shit-eating grin!
File:Bobby_kotick-trolling_gamers.jpg
File:Bobby_kotick-aids_hero.jpg| Bobby actually believes this is how you play Guitar Hero
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== See Also ==
*[[Capcom]]
*[[Brad McQuaid]]
*[[Gabe Newell]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aime]]
*[[Derek Smart]]
*[[Alan "Brenlo" Crosby]]
*[[John Romero]]
*[[Tim Schafer]]
*[[Tim Sweeney]]

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