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Once in a great while something [[Epic|great]] happens. Be it your friend saving your [[ass]] from the [[communists|pedophiles]] while you were playing [[Battletoads]], or you went [[Vandal|behind enemy lines]] to create [[lulz]] with nothing but your blood, sweat, and [[win|bare hands]]: only to find yourself cornered, out-numbered, and about to be [[Pwnd|perma-banned]] by some [[SysOp|admin]], but suddenly saved by the poor excuses you call "friends", then you have experienced what is known as '''/b/lackup'''.

==Origin Of [[Win|/b/lackup]]==

Back in the day, [[at least 100 years ago|at least 100 years ago]], some oddly intelligent [[b/tards|/b/tards]] at [[4chan]], shook off their [[Goatse|shock]] induced cancer and hatched a plan. Though these brave and brilliant [[oldfags|souls]] were forgotten, their acts are now legend. Thus, the great [[Habbo Hotel|HABBO]] WARS had begun. 

But, that has [[Habbo Hotel|its own page]]. 

What really matters, is that for once in their shitty lives, they threw aside their pitchforks and loli, and joined together for the greater [[lulz|good]]. Making their targets [[emo|sniveling little]] [[16 year old girl|bitches]].

The term "blackup" most likely originates from the nigger slave term of "Rebellion", or perhaps "To Reinforce". In other words, "[[Ebonics|Yo dawg cum help a brudda steel summa dat bikes shit]]".

When the nigras were fed up with the continuous punishment and lack of white vagina from their American Masters, they called for /b/lackup.

When the blackup arrived months later on the ships from Africa, much rejoicing was had throughout the nigger community, as the /b/lackup proved more the enough to kill their oppressors, and rape the white wimminz.

/b/lackup, on the other hand, originated from the fabled [[Habbo Hotel]] wars, whereas whenever [[Basement Dweller|flea ridden]] [[fag]]gy [[SysOp]]s [[B&]] 5 /b/tards, 50 more would show up just to show they can.

[[Image:Nigra Habbo Way.png|thumb|center|333px|{{quote|[[sweet prince|Goodnight, sweet prince]]| [[4chan]]}}]]

==Stories of [[buttsecks|/b/rotherhood]]==

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Now, /b/lackup can be applied to anything having to do with your [[nigra|/b/rothers]] bailing your ass out, when [[you]]'re too fucking useless to do it yourself, or calling in reinforcements to finish the job. However, in case you want to be the /b/lackup, here's the steps to [[WIN|save the day]]:

# Browse 4chan.
# Get bored looking at loli.
# Wait for a raid to start.
# Wait until someone comes screaming to /b/ for /b/lackup.
# Don your /b/lackup apparel, which consists of being a nigger, having an afro, and a nice clean business suit.
# Spam "[[Pool's closed]] due to AIDS"
# [[????]]
# [[WIN]]!

After this, repeat as needed until your [[dick|afro]] needs grooming. 
This is the cycle of /b/lackup. 

If you're the one getting bailed out, be ready to experience mild to severe ass-rape if lulz were not had.

/b/lackup was used extensively in all the Habbo Campaigns.

==See Also==

* [[Habbo Raid]]
* [[X is not your personal army]]

== External Links ==

*[http://www.habbo.com/ Habbo USA]
*[http://media.putfile.com/Habboreunion/ Habbo reunion game]
*[http://www.poolsclosed.us/ Pool's Closed Habbo Raiding]
*[http://www.nigrapedia.com/ Pool's Closed wiki, learn up before diving in MAH BOI]


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