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'''Black Supremacy''' (also known as ''Black Nazism'' or [[Afrocentrism|''afrocentricity'']]) is a [[Oxymoron|term]] for various ideologies that state [[Divide by zero|blacks are superior to everyone else]].
They hate Jews, gays, [[Racemixing|interracial marriages]] and any form of [[logic]].
Despite numerous similarities, they claim that they [[Seems legit|have not copied the Nazis and white supremacists in any kind of way]].
Black supremacists believe whites are the [[satan|devil]] and that [[truth|only whites can be racist]].
Originally, black supremacists were the victims of [[trolling IRL]], but after the invention of the internet, their sole existence is to spread the lulz.

== Beliefs ==

[[Image:WD Fard op 800x512.jpg|thumb|This Is [[Wigger|W]].[[dick|D]]. Fard, He is the father of black supremacy.]]
{{main|Nation of Islam#Magnificent Myth of Yakub}}
Black supremacists believe that whites were created from a rigorous breeding process by a black scientist named Yakub, who was born 6600 years ago.
He discovered that '''original black people''' have both black and brown germs.
Little did Wallace know, [[Bacteria|germs]] and other micro organisms have [[nothing|jack shit]] to do with the ethnicity of a person.
So anyways, the breeding process was complete 6000 years ago.

Later, Yakub managed to create a [[redneck|pale faced, blue eyed person]] variant.
He and his white [[Abomination|creation]] were then [[GTFO|exiled]] from Africa, and they eventually made their way to the caves of Europe, mated with animals, and lived like [[dog]]s.
This had the unintended effect of white people becoming [[Retarded|strong]] and they would later cause trouble for blacks.

{{squote|We have been lied to all our LIVES! The black man was the first man! The black race started FIRST! White people are genetic mutants created by the EVIL DR. YACUB! An evil black scientist LED ASTRAY FROM THE WHITE DEVIL LUCIFER! IT WAS ALLAH THAT SENT MOSES{{jew}} TO GO HELP THE WHITE PEOPLE THAT WERE SO EVIL! DR YACUB THREW RADIOACTIVE WASTE ON A BLACK MAN, AND CREATED [[The Joker|THE FIRST CRACKER]]! MOSES WAS SENT TO MAKE [[Noone|SOME WHITE PEOPLE]] GOOD! THE JEWS! AND THEY WENT BACK TO THEIR [[Awwwright|COUSIN FUCKING]] WAYS! IN 20 YEARS WE WILL GO BACK TO [[Abbo|OUR DOMINANT ANCIENT FORM]]! AS APES! WE ARE APES AS ALLAH CREATED US! BLACK BROTHERS UNITE! APE POWER!!! [[George Washington|GEORGE WASHINGTON]] KEPT A SLAVE HIDDEN THAT'S LINEAGE TRACED BACK TO THAT OF KING AKHENATON A BLACK PHARAOH! THE GREATEST BLACK MAN THAT EVER LIVED!|Wallace Fard}}

== Pan-African Flag Colors ==
[[File:Flag of the UNIA.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Pan-African flag]]
Black supremacists jizz over the colors '''<span style="color:red;">red</span>, black''' and '''<span style="color:green;">green</span>'''. These colors have an ''official'' and true meaning.

{| class="wikitable" width="400"
|+ "Official" meaning
|-
!Red
|The blood that unites all people of black ancestry,
|-
!Black
|[[Black people]] whose existence as a nation, though not a nation-state, is affirmed by the existence of the flag,
|-
!Green
|The abundant natural [[welfare|wealth of Africa]]
|}

{| class="wikitable" width="400"
|+ True meaning
|-
!Red
|The color of the inside of a watermelon
|-
!Black
|The color of the seeds of a watermelon
|-
!Green
|The color of the outside of a watermelon
|}

== Origins ==
[[File:Black supremacy back in the day (the gentleman's magazine april 1745).png|thumb|right|Instinctive [[Typical|fatherhood denial]] was an early motivation]]
{{main|Nation of Islam#Founding}}
Wallace Fard, [[wigger|light skinned black person]], started [[trolling|preaching]] about black superiority.
Soon he gathered a following of 25,000 who thought of him as a prophet and spread his ideology.
In 1934, after 4 years of epic trolling, he [[conspiracy|mysteriously disappeared]].

Afterwards, Elijah Muhammad{{muslim}} assumed command and took the trolling to the next level.
The new leader used recruitment and [[propaganda]] to expand the black supremacy [[Shithole|movement]]. 
He called for the establishment of a separate nation for African Americans in the south and the adoption of a religion based on Islam.
This led many blacks to believe they were God's chosen people and that [[truth|white people are the devil]].
Elijah, being the [[卐|sick fuck]] that he was, advocated the [[Genocide|eradication]] of the white race.

[[Malcolm X]] became interested in the Nation of Islam while in prison for stealing watermelons.
Once he got out of prison, he joined to movement and quickly advanced through the ranks to become the group's prominent speaker.
Muhammad sent Malcolm X to the city of Mecca to gain additional experience points.
The citizens of Mecca informed him that he had been lied to all his life and he decided to create a group of his own.

Members of Elijah's group became enraged and sent three people to pwnt Malcolm X with a shotgun.
This caused massive amounts of [[drama]] amongst Malcolm's group while Muhammad's followers celebrated.
Later, the Nation of Islam would blame Malcolm's death on an innocent [[Jeff the Killer|a white person]].

== General Activities ==

[[Image:Racist computers.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]

*Blaming white people for [[Retardation|all of their problems]].
*Making up bullshit conspiracy theories and [[Rape|bending]] the truth to make themselves feel special.
*Not using a dictionary.
*Labeling anyone smarter a racist. Even [[You|children on the short bus]] are racist.
*Playing the [[race card]].
*Having [[Flame Wars|intelligent conversations]] on the internet.
*Bitching on [[Shit Reddit Says]].
*[[Colin Ferguson|Shooting non-blacks on the train]]
*[[Dallas Police Shootings|Shooting police]]
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar|running over non-blacks]]

== Current Status ==
[[File:Ape sieg heil.gif|thumb|right|150px|Political prisoner]]
Black supremacists can trace their roots back to a small group of [[nigra]] troll victims that inhabited the most southern part of [[dumbfuckistan]].
This group believes they have come a long way but in reality they are still susceptible to trolling due to their superior intelligence.
Centuries of inbreeding amongst the weakest members has resulted in the group we know today.

They complain online about [[The Man|whites]], at [[Obama|voting booths]] and, of course, the [[Welfare|unemployment]] line.
Actually, all of them are on welfare, unemployment line is just a myth.
Now black supremacists have infested Encyclopedia Dramatica, [[Yahoo! Answers]], [[YouTube]] and other forms of [[Shit|social media]].
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== Trolling Black Supremacists ==

Black supremacists are even more reactionary than white supremacists, but equally as stupid; so this makes them an excellent [[Lol-cow|sources of entertainment]]. There are [[at least 100]] different ways to make a black supremacist mad and [[only 2 percent]] of the 100 different ways require you to actually try.

*Use a logical argument, they hate that.[[Image:racist black guy.jpg|thumb|[[Anger|This is what happens when you use logic]]]]
 [[File:Carlos vs black supremacy.jpg|thumb|100px|[[Carlos Latuff|Liberals try to empower black Africans but just end up offending them since they hate and are ashamed of their primitive roots.]]]]

*Tell them they were once [[jizz|white]]


*Correct their history- Black supremacists are well known for rewriting history and taking credit for other peoples' cultures.

*Tell them that the majority of African Americans have at least [[Fact|12% European genes]]. This will generate a fuck ton (1.216 solar masses) extreme [[butthurt]].[http://blog.23andme.com/ancestry/did-you-know-ancestry-is-not-so-black-and-white/ Troll them with this article.] [http://www.broadinstitute.org/news/2985 And this article too]

*If they say that whites are not fully human because most of them have Neanderthal D.N.A., Inform them that interbreeding over the years has caused Neanderthal Genes to be introduced to Africa, and that since they have at least 12% European genes, they are not pure, either. Don't tell them that the Neanderthal D.N.A is genetically meaningless.

*Inform them that Europeans are not the only people that bred with non humans, and that even pure Africans have strands of unknown non human D.N.A. just as the Europeans do. Don't tell them that the strands of unknown D.N.A. are genetically meaningless. [http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-07-26/national/35487288_1_denisovans-neanderthal-dna-modern-humans Watch them get angry over this]

*[http://tour5m.ghettogaggers.com/ageconfirm Show them this]

*Do NOT use the word nigger (or variants) around them, doing this makes them wish you would so they could have an excuse to call you a racist.

*Tell them [[Citation Needed|to give scientific sources]] for their racist claims about white people, they hate science because it was created by the [[Jew|white]] man.

*Tell them that The man with the largest penis in the world is white.[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/06/it-s-too-big-meet-jonah-falcon-the-man-with-the-world-s-largest-penis.html this will cause massive butthurt and possibly trigger a lolcano. ]

*Tell them that even native Africans think they are stupid.

*Accuse them of being white supremacists that wish they were black.

*Tell them that the Africans sold them to the white slave masters, and that was how they got to America.

*Inform them that they do not follow [[Shit no one cares about|muslim tradition]].

*Invite them to post their views on /r/Atheism.

*Tell them that [[truth|ancient Egypt was never black]].

*Portray blacks as primitive in [[The man|your]] media (whether or not the savages are noble or not is irrelevant).

*Tell them that all lives matter.

== External links ==

*[http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/forum.php?tabid=11 Assata Shakur Speaks]
*[http://www.topix.com/forum/afam African American Forums]
*[http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/breaking-down-understanding-our-enemies/41502-white-women-bitch-whore-babylon-will-destroyed.html a lulzy thread]

==See Also==
* [[Nation of Islam]]
* [[Black Hebrew Isrælites]]
* [[Solomon Henderson]] - A fellow black supremacist
* [[Black History Month]]
* [[Nazi]] - The white people version
* [[KKK]] - Another white person version
* [[The Great Black Dick Hoax]] - A well known troll invented by black supremacists.
* [[Afrocentrism]]
* [[Gazi Kodzo]] - An example of black supremacist.

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