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'''Beltboy''' was a rather nasty [[Fake journal|fake]] [[troll]] who made his [http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljers4president/93570.html first appearance] as a candidate for President of [[LiveJournal]] in August of 2004.

After his spectacular failure as a presidential candidate, Beltboy showed up forlorn, lonely and homeless upon [[RAC]]'s doorstep. [[Kamuela]] the benign and merciful took him in and he has since been [[RAC]]'s [[Sock journal|pet troll]].

Beltboy promptly demanded that he be made a mod. Kamuela produced a "moderators test" which he just as promptly failed. For the record, Beltboy to this day maintains that the fix was in.

Ever whimsical, Beltboy makes periodic appearances during which he giggles maniacally as he deletes members comments and freezes threads. Also, Beltboy was once very nearly turned [[gay]] when flashed by fellow [[RAC]] member [[throwingstardna]]'s [http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/15583090/680149 "Fuck War Let's Bang"] icon and required extensive therapy.

Beltboy's hobbies include spending time in [http://www.livejournal.com/community/elljayromance/ his community] dedicated to obsessing over [[Poloemily]], blowing [[George W. Bush]], watching [[lesbian]] [[porn]], playing with the [[Hacker|LJ admin console]], declaring your opinion invalid, being your intellectual superior, banning [[leftards]], [[whore]]s & [[bitch]]es, rohypnol, and being a presidential cockwarmer.

==Related Articles==
* [[Paigegirl]]
* [[Belt0033]] 

==External Links==
* [http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljers4president/94660.html Maybe she's born with it...]
* [http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljers4president/95287.html Out for the Count]
* [http://www.frienditto.com/community/liberal/585765.html Beltboys ethical origins]
* [http://www.lyricsdir.com/p/prodigy/babys-got-a-temper.php Beltboys favorite lyrics] 

[[Category:Trolls]]