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[[Image:Bakugan_Cast.jpg|thumbnail|left|The [[13 year olds|Battle Brawlers]]...]]
[[File:Bakugan Attributes.png|thumbnail|...and with their powers combined!]]

'''''Bakugan''''' (A.K.A. '''''[[Powerword|Bakugan Battle Brawlers]]''''') is yet ''another'' [[children]]'s [[animu]] in the same vein as children animu like [[Beyblade]], in that it deals with "[[Buttsecks|the power of friendship]]" in order to overcome obstacles, as well as an attempt at making profits through [[furfaggotry]] and [[plastic crap|merchandising]].

To sum it up, take [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] and replace the cards with transforming plastic [[Balls|marbles]]. Cartoon Network, realizing how [[fail]] ''Bakugan'' is, condemned it to the 6 AM timeslot. Shows like this are usually canceled and eventually re-aired on some [[shit]]ty kids channel 2 years later.
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==Plot==
[[file:Bakugan-battle-brawlers.png|thumbnail|right|The fate of the world in the hands of kids.]]
The story takes place in a universe where there are two worlds; the human world and a [[Furfag|monster]] world called [[vagina|Vestroia]]. Once upon a time, a [[cock|power]] hungry [[dragon]] named [[NIGGER]] goes after the Evil Core and the Silent Core (the two things that keeps Vestroia in balance) so that he can become [[God]]. He [[fails]], and manages to [[Divide by zero|divide his world into zero]]. All of the other monsters are sucked into this black hole into the human world, but instead of coming through as destructive whores, they rain down as marbles. Despite this rather conspicuous and fucking weird event, the [[parents]] decide it's okay for their [[children]] to play with those marbles that literally fell down from the fucking sky for no reason. This kid's game starts out innocent, but then eventually decides the fate of humanity. [[Digimon|Sounds]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh|familiar]]?

The [[Faggot|main character]] Dan, along with his other [[buttbuddies]], decide to jump into an [[goatse|endless hole]] to kill Naga. Because hey, being 13 years old means that they are perfectly qualified to handle [[srs|the fate of mankind as we know it]]! What happens then from here on is really beyond anyone's comprehension, since it becomes a massively convoluted event involving talking marbles and a [[Chris-chan|cross-dressing villain]].

===Characters===
[[File:Alice and Her other kin saiyan.png|thumb|Alice has the [[otherkin]] personality of a [[DBZ|Super Saiyan]].]]

* '''[[Naruto|Dan]]''' - The main protagonist of the show. The best way to describe him is simply [[fag|Naruto]] with brown hair. He has the [[fire]] Bakugan '''Drago''', who he constantly [[yiff]]s with in his spare time. When Dan's not sucking on Drago's cock, he's constantly fucking up battles, somehow always managing to win in the last fucking second of [[the game]].

* '''[[Sasuke|Shun]]''' - The [[emo]] [[cunt]] who's a ripoff of Sasuke in the series. He quit Bakugan when he was 12 due to the trauma of his mother having to get [[oh noes|an abortion]] or something. Like your typical [[LJ]] user, he couldn't resist the urge to show everyone how [[gay|awesome]] he is and joined them again. He's superior to Dan at everything, but somehow remains his role as a sidekick. He has the wind Bakugan '''[[queef|Ventus]]''', and also has [[deep throat|ninja-like abilities]]. He aborted sister went into his Bakugan known as Skyress. But in New Vestroia, Shun gets a Bakugan called Ingram who later gets a sex change, he/she was brutally murdered and replaced by a non living Bakugan called Hawktor in Gundalian Invaders

* '''[[bitch|Runo]]''' - The strong, [[retarded|independent]], token chick of the group. She usually dresses in short-skirts, and has many other [[prostatot|skimpy outfits]] where that came from. She, like the bitch she is, can be often seen dawning many [[Weaboo|kawaii ^__~]] expressions while hitting Dan over the head. She has '''Tigrerra''', the Bakugan of [[white trash|light]]. Later on in the series, she announces that she loves Dan (while in the dub, she says that she "like-likes" him); much 34 is had.

* '''[[midget|Marucho]]''' - A [[smartass]], [[midget]], who the writers always keep in the series. He is a fucking fag. He and his family are [[jews|filthy rich]], so the rest of the group just use him for his gold-plated helicopters. For some reason he has a [[Indian|dot on the middle of his forehead]], hopefully it is cancer. He had the Bakugan known as '''Preyas and Elfin''' who were had sex in the last episode of New Vestroia, at the last moments of the episode they were forgotten after being murdered by the nigger non-living Bakugan called Akwimos. Right after that an [[Indian]] named [[Ren and Stimpy|Ren]] approached inside the midget's own house asking them [[Pedophile|who they are]]. The midget also had [[siamese twin]] Bakugan called Preyas Angelo and Diablo. None of the characters or writers cared about them so they were ignored during the events of New Vestroia.

* '''[[cumdumpster|Julie]]''' - The stupid, [[Indian]], whore of the group, usually trying to whore herself out to Dan. As smart as your average brick, she is only on the team because they needed a pair of [[loli]] tits. She is completely useless to everyone on the team and is better off staying in the kitchen and brewing up sandwiches. She has '''[[guro|Gorem]]''', the Bakugan of earth.

* '''[[Dickgirl|Alice / Masquerade]]''' - Alice is a [[basement dweller]] and is pretty much absent most of the series. It is later revealed that she is one of the main villains thanks to her ability to [[Rule 63]] herself (srsly). After coming to terms with having a [[penis|penor]], she and her Saiyan half join the group to fight bad guys. She/he/it has a nigga Bakugan named [[FYIAD | Hydreigon]] or some shit.

==Ownership==
[[Image:TMS.PNG|thumb|left|[[Wikipedia:TMS Entertainment|Proof.]]]]

Most of TMS Entertainment (one of the actual creators of ''Bakugan'') is owned by [[Sonic|Sega]], and the ''Bakugan'' [[Plastic crap|toys]] are done mostly by Sega Toys. What does this mean? It essentially means that Sega is trying to find a way to make money from ''[[moar]]'' furfaggotry; after some considerate thinking, they decided that the Sonic franchise alone may not be enough to [[Lucky Coyote|milk the furfags off of their money]].

When the animu hit the waves of the swavy [[Japanese]], [[noone]] cared about it. But after seeing the potential of exploiting [[stupid]] [[American]]/[[Canadian]] children (not to mention [[Littlecloud|weeaboo dragonfags]]), Nelvana decided that they too wanted to [[Scam|cash in]] on the popularity of it's potential furfaggotry, and joined Sega on their quest to milk the [[lolcows]] of their money. Before spreading the [[AIDs]] to the Americans and Canadians, however, Nelvana decided to dub the animu in the same way they do all of their dubs; [[4Kids|by completely disregarding the actual story, dialogue, and events in order to make it as exploitative as possible to the pockets of parents everywhere]].
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==Links==
*''[http://www.bakugan.com/ Bakugan]'' [[website]].
*[[Wikipedia:Bakugan Battle Brawlers|Wikipedia article]]. [[Vandalism|You know the drill]].
*''[http://my.bakugan.com/ Bakugan]'' [[forums]]. Because, hey, who ''dosen't'' love [[trolling]] [[13-year old boys]]?

==See Also==
* [[Animu]]
* ''[[Pokémon]]''
* ''[[Digimon]]''
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]''
* ''[[Beyblade]]''
* ''[[Ghostbusters|Yo-Kai Watch]]''
* [[Friend]]ship

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