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'''BABY, THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT''', or ''BTSSB'' for short, is a [[japanese]] company that sells [[EGL|loli]] clothing. Most of these articles are overpriced pieces of [[crap]], likely crafted by [[fucktard]]ed asian women who think that people actually look good wearing their [[shit]]. All of the clothes sold here look like something only an 8 year old ([[sick fuck|or younger]]) would wear, therefore whenever a [[whore|girl]] wears it, [[pedophiles]] can safely assume she's just [[asking for it]] because only [[attention whore]]s actually buy this trash.  

BABY, THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT is located in [[Japan|Shibuya, Tokyo]] and is the most basic representative of [[EGL]] style. The store is a haven for chicks with absolutely no fashion sense and a [[Peter Pan]] complex. Since [[weeaboos]] must take everything from the [[Japan|land of the rising sun]] and pervert it as much as possible, some of them actually buy this expensive shit and wear it to anime conventions for bonus loser points. BTSSB is an exclusive [[EGL|loli]] brand, and the fact that they threw away their money on brand-name clothing gives them a bigger [[e-penis]] as a result.  

Since BTSSB is a very typical label of the [[EGL|lolita]] style, it a common tag for the Shibuya fashion subculture in popular culture such as doramas, [[manga]], and [[anime]]. Note that all of these references to [[EGL]] are in Japan because no sane person in America would pay any amount of attention to this sort of ridiculousness, except maybe [[Fox News]]. [[fat|Obesity]] by itself is far more newsworthy than buying/wearing these articles of disgustingness and trying to act Japanese, [[fail|while being fat at the same time]]. Right?



== KAWAII PRODUCTS~ ^_______________^ ==
OMG! Their product line is so kawaii! ^______^

=== ♪ALICE and the PIRATES♪ ===
Alice and the pirates has a totally [[Bel-air|fresh]] [[pirate]] theme!

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Image:Frillydressbtssb.jpg|A shirt with 100% cum stain invisibility guarantee.
Image:Umbrellabtssb.jpg|This is not a mere umbrella; it can also be used as a brutal weapon against gropers in subway trains.
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=== ♪CHARMMY KITTY & BABY♪ ===
How do you make your shit merchandise appeal to people? Combine it with some overhyped shit! This is exactly the case with this fashion line. It is full of shit. Tasteless shit. The kind of shit that would make you the target of ruthless bullies in middle school but what would be every [[weeaboo]]'s wet dream in high school. ^________________^

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Image:Dressiebtssb.jpg|This is exactly the stuff on which Japanese women spend their hard-earned money made from [[bukkake]] videos.
Image:Scepterbtssb.jpg|This is the perfect thing to shove up your boyfriend's ass.
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=== ♪Kitty vs Samipooo♪ ===
How to exploit a thing even further? Make a kawaii character, in this case [[Pink Poodle|Samipooo]] (notice the three Os) ^_______^ And combine it with something old, in this case [[Hello Kitty]]. They are just so kawaii!!

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Image:Penbtssb.jpg|It is a pen. Yes, you are not the only one who is stumped. 
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== Buyers beware! ==
What is normal ''in'' Japan isn't necessarily normal ''outside'' Japan. Take [[hentai]], used panty vending machines, the 4,387 different [[crap|KitKat]] flavors found in Japanese stores, [[gay|Razor Ramon HG]] and Junichiro Koizumi's hair for example.

==See Also==
*[[Sankaku Complex]]

== External links==
*[http://www.babyssb.co.jp/ OH KAWAII I'LL SET THIS PAGE AS MY DEFAULT PAGE RIGHT NOW!] ♪
*[http://twitter.com/BABY_THE_STARS A KAWAII TWATTER >^__^<]

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