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[[Image:Artschoolcareer.jpg|thumb|Truth in advertising]]
[[Image:shit fountain.jpg|thumb||When Sculpture students take a dump, this is what comes out]]
[[Image:GoodArt.jpg|thumb|A [[Typical|typical]] art school grad student's final thesis painting.  Truly remarkable.]]
[[Image:Rcrumbartschool.jpg|thumb|The [[truth]] about [[art]].]]

'''Art school''' is a clusterfuck of pretentious, coffee-sipping, [[indie|Indiefuck]] [[hipsters]] who failed freshman [[timecube|Algebra]]. Their [[MILF|mothers]] pay for their "education" unaware of the fact that 99% of art school graduates, devoid of any useful real-world skills, find themselves painting faces for [[Fail|minimum wage]] at Six Flags, until the horror of a failed life makes the [[Cutting|knives sharper]] and the prospect of [[Suicide|self-ruin]] far more appealing.  

Art school presents the opportunity to learn certain skills which are, as one might imagine, incredibly useful over the course of one’s life, such as the proper method for shooting turpentine, how much [[drugs|weed]] one can smoke in a single afternoon, and how to properly construct a [[fursuit]]. In the modern day, art school is not just about learning how to paint, draw, and [[shitting Rainbows|poop rainbows]], it is about the history, methodologies of and care of a pronounced level of hatred for that which one does best. After a year or two of learning why art sucks, why you have no chance of ever becoming successful in the eyes of your family or peers, it is not surprising that many [[n00bs]] wanting to be the next [[avant-garde|Toby Driver]] or [[David Firth]] drop out to go become writers, pregnant whores, or, heaven forbid, cubicle jockeys. Chances are high that they may have knocked up, or been knocked up by, that grad student twice their age (complete with an ubiquitous love of Bjork) who sat next to them in their Post-Post-''Post'' Modern Theory seminar class. Most [[Faggots|people]] who [[Fail|graduate]] art school end up going to [[Qst/|/qst/]] and having [[orgies]] with their kin. On the other hand, those who fail Art School inevitably become [[Hitler|batshit insane genocidal maniacs]]. 

==Admissions Requirements==

[[Image:Emoartfag.jpg|thumb|left|A prototypical Art Student self portrait.]]

Contrary to popular belief, it is not necessary to know how to draw, paint, sculpt, use Illustrator, or even be interested in learning any of the above. What is necessary is a deep, fiery-with-the-heat-of-a-billion-suns desire to be dramatically more [[indie]], [[angsty]], [[elitist]], and "sincerely" [[emo]] than anyone in your peer group. This desire is a manifestation of a comfortable, middle-to-upper class life experience, knowing only that in order to stand out they must be able to claim hipper-than-thou status of a socially maligned, misunderstood [[victim]].

The vast majority of art schools have a strict dress code; see [[emo]] for pointers. Broad recommendations include (but are not limited to) such expressions of individuality as: dyeing your hair black; nautical stars [[tattoo]]ed above your elbows; wearing dark thick-rimmed square glasses; gauging your ears so that you will never be able to hold a normal, respectable [[job]]; obsessively replacing your wardrobe with tight jeans and faux-thrift-store shirts, preferably with stripe or dotted patterns; and the wearing of obnoxious hats made of oppressively warm fabric.  Additionally, if one is a homosexual (or even just trying it out to look cool), it is acceptable to wear black turtlenecks, so long as one adopts the necessary affectations to pull the style off with aplomb. It is important to note that Hitler tried and failed to get into art school. Basically, the only way you can get rejected is if you are [[Barack Obama|literally Hitler]].

==Supplies List==

[[Image:Indiecrap.jpg|thumb|The [[winnar]] for most expressive photograph of the year]]
[[Image:Ahtskool.jpg|thumb|[[Swap.avi|Action Painting]] remains a popular choice for students who can't decide between a [[KFC|career]] in [[Drama_whore|Performance Art]] or [[Poop|Abstract Expressionist]] painting.]]

In addition to your uniform, it is advised that you purchase the most expensive [[apple|computer]] that you can fit on your mother's American Express card and then proceed to use it solely for the purposes of watching crap on [[YouTube]]; downloading mp3's of each and every song recorded in the '80s; [[troll|trolling]] and [[camwhore|camwhoring]] on [[LJ]] communities; making an ass out of yourself on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]; and making [[animutation|animutations]] using songs by [[emo|Circa Survive]].  Also advised is the purchase of each and every art production program available, so you will not be denied the pleasure of complaining about your student loans for the next 40 years.  Make sure a Macintosh "PC" is part of your ARSEnal because, like, lol, everyone knows Macs are for art kidz. 

Buy an old camera regardless of whether you plan to take a single photography class, and use it to shoot at least one black and white roll of you in your uniform with a mopey, droopy look on your face.  If you're a girl, make sure at least one has your saggy ice cream cone-shaped [[tits]] in full view; this is very artistic.  Ensure you also purchase an old bicycle, paint it a ridiculous color, and though you never will actually ride it, proceed to tell everyone you meet that you own it and not a car (bonus points if you do, in fact, own a car). Now with that bicycle do away with those brakes, and make it your own brand new, yet didn't buy it new, got it off craigslist/ friend gave it to me/ built at a community bike shop "fixie"! You see having a death trap for a bike is much cooler. Now you can parade around town like some autistic 8-year-old showing off that Barney purple iro with orange deep v rims. Also, don't forget to add those spoke cards!

Now that you are never really going to actually do art. Sadly baby jesus naked in a toilet does not really count, because we all know that you had an assignment the next day and wanted to create something [[Bullshit|provocative]]. You are most likely going to party all the time. So let's get that 24 pack of PBR and that eight ball of blow up on that list, because how else are you going to convince people that $20,000 a year justifies what you're doing?

At some point, you may need to pick up some pencils, ink, brushes, paint, clay, or other related bullshit, regardless of the fact that your emo self will never be able to draw for shit. If you can't afford any of the above due to the associated costs of purchasing drugs to "open your mind," it's acceptable to substitute your own blood and hair for ink and brushes, and your own feces for clay, pencils, or paint.  Done successfully, this will create an air of controversy around you and your “art”, which is the whole point of going to art school in the first place.

==Art School Culture==

Most art school students and alumni are [[attention whores]], and because of this, much [[lulz]] can be observed on campus.  Nearly everyone, male or female, has been [[almost raped]] and this is the source of fuel for many projects.

[[blowjob|Fellatio]] is an essential staple of any respectable art school education; it is generally considered a social faux pas to turn down requests for it, particularly if you are male, as [[homosexuality]] is about as counterculture as it gets. You will have to improve your form if you want your professors to actually give you a grade that reflects the amount of work you've put into a project; otherwise, you can expect to have your painting of [[W]] jerking off on [[Jesus]] referred to as "contrived" and "shallow" while the girl next to you who painted a [[furry]] W jerking off on Jesus is lauded as a [[genius]]. You will also be expected to fellate every nonsensical, limp-wristed [[art]] movement that has ever existed, while disdaining everything that more than 100 people have heard of.

Usually, [[at least 100]] or possibly [[1]] student will [[suicide]] or overdose before graduation.  This results in much angst and the same [[fags]] who previously talked mad shit on them for being shallow and a [[sell out]] will cry about how the [[death|deceased]] was [[an hero]] and a brilliant artist to boot. What also will follow are numerous tribute pieces and poems, all of which will be praised as beautiful, even though they're most likely whatever [[crap]] the artist was working on at the time of the [[drama]], just with the face of the [[pwned]] hastily [[photoshop|p-chopped]] on.

And then of course there is always the occasional schizo breakdown resulting in a fun break from painting pictures of fruit: 
{{ytlink|sLhYhZbCJmA|Kendall College of Art and Design Massacre}}


==Notable Art Schools==

[[Image:Untart.jpg|thumb|"Fine art", UNT style]]
[[Image:Piercings.jpg|thumb|Typical MICA student]]

'''VCU''': Located in beautiful downtown Richmond, [[Virginia]], VCU is famous for its drunk students partying with their equally drunk [[Hobo]] neighbors. Since this "School" lacks any real Dorms, students are forced to live out in the [[ghetto]] that is the City of Richmond. The School offers majors in Homeless beatings, [[hooker|Prostitution]] and Drunk in Public Arresting. This is also the School that gave the world the FedEx Cavemen and [[Moot]].

'''UNT''': The Sears of Art Schools, and with much the same clientèle: fat, working-class Mexicans, meth-cranked, thieving Po' Whites, [[scene|scenester]] [[faggot]]s who think their [[LOL|opinions matter]], Towelheads and Burka Bunnies training for jihad, and welfare-skollership ghetto Blacks. The "prestigious" '''University of North Texas''' in [[shitty|scenic]] Denton is really only prestigious if you are a [[azn|music major]]. [http://gallery.unt.edu/showgallery.php?galleryid=2 The College of Visual Arts and Design] at the University of North Texas (i.e. the visual, plastic, and broadcasting arts schools) is an embarrassing addition, tacked onto the music school to give cash-strapped Dallas parents the illusion that little Zoë and Braden are getting a well-rounded arts education there. In fact, nothing could be further from the truth. The visual arts program at UNT is operated by, for, and in a manner interesting only to talentless high-school [[faggot]]s who didn't have the cash, connections, or chops to get into Pratt or MCAD. Unless you are an "artiste" of the dead-ferret-in-a-fishtank school (or a Fabio-esque Blonde God with long, flowing hair who can orally satisfy art instructors of both sexes) you will not do well at UNT Art. Interested in commercial art? Forget it! You'll be a pariah, mocked by your betters in the Fine Arts program as a mere "craftsman". Pottery, Jewelry, Computer Graphics more your style? Ditto. Interior Design majors do okay, due to the influence of the Homo Mafia that runs the design biz, but unless you are gay (ladies: ''lipstick lesbians only, please'') UNT's College of Interior Design is not for you. And perseverance will not save you: UNT art graduates who do not become obese, Wiccan, polyamorous Ren Faire types can expect their bachelor's degree in Art to score them a wonderful creative career making copies at AlphaGraphics, or maybe forty years of being stuck in a cube twelve hours per day doing pie charts for multilevel-marketing hucksters. For those who want a "career" (LOL) in the graphic art or design fields, UNT Art is a complete waste of their time and their parents' money. Get a job hanging drywall, and paint pictures of flowers and dogs in your spare time. You'll be happier.

'''School of the Museum of Fine Arts''': This Boston based school is where you go if you have the money for RISD, but your jaw hurts. This is the home of the [[emo]] [[hipster]] art student. They were fucking invented here biatch. SMFA has a strict 'no fat chicks' policy, which is balanced out by their acceptance of a large number of [[fugly]] chicks. They also have program of mandatory lesbianism in your second year. The SMFA has no grades. None. All you do is show up at a "review board," where 3 teachers that you get to pick and another student judge your work. Because of this, nobody ever flunks the SMFA. Well, they do, it is just hard to do.  You literally have to miss your review board, and the makeup board. You can also get very far at the SMFA by being [[ghey]]. Teachers like Mary Ellen Strom give preference to ghey students. One faggot there got several grants, jobs, and teaching positions by taking pictures of [[homos]] on the steps of his home. Seriously, queer art rules there. SMFA is the only place evar where a bar-code-on-forearm tattoo has been spotted in the wild.

'''SAIC''': A social experiment started [[at least 100 years ago|in the 19th century]] by collecting every fugly chick in the mid-west and [[azn|Koreans]] with too much money. Also known as "Starving Artists In Chicago", the employment rate of graduates is just under that of  [[niggers|Ghana]]. No one ln this school expects to achieve anything ever, apparently spending $150,000 [[for the lulz]]. Lots of rich kids shopping in [[emo|thrift stores]]. Taking a shit and calling it "process oriented" is an acceptable final project.

'''SVA''': Notable for dorms in which students are [[raped]] by the [[lemonparty|oldmen]] with which they are forced to cohabit. Go a little ways off campus, and [[pwned|your ass is going down]]. [[Srsly]]. Also, one of the few schools stupid enough to have "Cartooning" as a major, resulting in [[over 9000]] terrible furry webcomics. They had ads running on DeviantArt for a while, which proves their extreme stupidity.

'''SCAD''': SCAD has two campuses, one in Atlanta Georgia, and the other in Savanah Georgia, both populated by large numbers of [[furries]] and overflowing with [[USI]]. SCAD is the favored breeding ground for furries and poor people who need assloads of [[jewgold]] from scholarships. [[Video game]] companies love SCAD and look to them to create their next [[fursona|Ratchet]]. It is insanely easy to get into SCAD in the first year, as they only care about the green. Although 90% of SCAD's students stay the full term, that 90% is composed entirely of furries and closet furries cleverly disguised as [[neckbeards]]. The remaining 10% are the ones that realize their stupidity and seek education for a real job. 

'''FullSail''': Nearly the most expensive of any of them, Fullsail is more like a running joke for Orlando residents and college students than an actual art school. The general consensus is that if you want to spend a year going to school at retarded hours doing meth, graduate with an associate degree in douchebagology, and end up with a job making copies at Kinkos, then Fullsail is the place for you. Fullsail accomplishes their goal of getting students the fuck out as soon as possible by openly encouraging the use of meth, coke, and any other drug that's going to keep you awake in order to attend class at 3 in the fucking morning. It's also important to note that Fullsail is not a regionally accredited university, which means that your time spent at Fullsail means absolute shit to every other university. Hey, at least you still have those meth hook-ups, right?

'''CalArts''': A college that has one of the most intense animation programs in the country. There are other programs like dance, music, and film, but you'll probably drop out anyway. They've churned out many [[faggots|stars]] like Brad Bird, [[Tim Burton|Tim Burton]], and, more recently, [[My Little Pony|Lauren Faust]] and [[Powerpuff Girls|Craig McCracken]]. CalArts has been likened to a cult, especially if you're in the Character Animation program. It's not unheard of for applicants to apply '''seven or eight years in a row'''. On the downside, you'll be a soulless husk by the time you graduate, but on the upside, you can sell your [[Adventure Time|cancer-inducing cartoon show]] to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon. 

'''Art Center''': Widely considered to be 'not an actual art school' because the kids there are focused solely on commercial skills rather than [[shit nobody cares about|Expressing Their Feelings]] and actually make real money after graduation in high-end LA design work. Filled with [[Korean]]s! The average age of admittance is something like 28, and unfortunately for your favorite DevianTARTlet, mary-sues are not good portfolio material with them. Down-side of Art Center: You will have no free time and will want to die for three years.  Up-side of Art Center:  You will have a future! (written by a ACCD graduate trying to kiss their own ass)

'''MassArt''': Full of typical art school douchebaggery except it has effete [[poor|working-class]] students instead of effete [[rich|upper-middle-class students]]. Only state-supported art school in the USA. Has immense butthurt and the faculty are all communist lesbians. Puke-art, ass-print illustration, and vandalism/theft are common.

'''VCA''': Australia's most prestigious facility for incarcerating waitresses, bar-maids, and kitchen-hands is the Victorian College of the Arts. Affiliated with Melbourne University which is like the big sister that tried not to be seen with you in high school while she hung out with the cool kids. The only known contribution to culture made by VCA students is at the mass protests that universities nationwide like to participate in. The VCA contingent is always the only part of the mob of protesters with a dance line and buskers.

'''Sheridan College''': Located in the barren, snow-covered wasteland that is [[Canada]]

'''Ringling''': Located in the hot swampy ass of Florida, Ringling is consistently considered to be the second best school for animation. They are basically "Calart's bitch" and filled with Calart rejects, thinking they can make up for their lack of art skills with ZBrush and Maya. The school churns out students all with the same mind-numbing Disney/Pixar style, hoping they can one day suck the big D, by landing an animation job, because the actual drawing roles are too busy being taken by Calart graduates. Computer animation is basically their only noteworthy major, but that does not stop them from trying to convince you they are somewhat okay in other majors, by including "alumni" such as Michelle Phan, a notable illustration major drop out, and also Youtube/makeup industry drop out, who has a cancerous comic on Webtoons, displaying the shitty skills she's obtained from this school. 

'''Academy of Art University''': The only school with a 100% acceptance rate even without a portfolio, with both "Academy" and "University" in their name, as they desperately try to convince you they are a competent learning institution when they are a complete scam that rivals that of Fullsail and the Art Institute. Prepare to be bombarded with emails and phone calls, shoving down your throats with their "successful students", and "amazing faculty", when it is really the community college of art schools, filled with societal rejects who regrets every decision they've made in their life that led them to land a place in this hellhole because they know they've wasted 4 years of money, 4 years of time, and have absolutely no future.

'''RISD''': The "Ivy League" of art school, and neighboring a REAL Ivy League. RISD is located in the small witch village of Providence in the cold butthole of Rhode Island, aka the state no one gives a fuck about. Asians desperately try to convince their parents that this campus consisting of historical clumps of old bricks will give them a future, mainly by selling their crappy "fine art" in a can to galleries and museums, with over-bloated ego. Prepare to see international students from China and Korea that consist of basically 90% of the school, all of whom have a Tumblr showing off their taste in minimalistic a e s t h e t i c style of clothing. Too bad all their expensive shit is consistently covered in charcoal dust as they bathe in it for a whole year while occasionally snorting a lighter variety in the back alley.

== [[Unrealistic Expectations]] ==

Of course, we all know your next photograph of a crucifix in your own piss or putting nails into a crucifix and displaying it while dressed like a priest with two alter boys on a leash is going to shake up the system and begin a new paradigm of social thinking that removes religion from the equation and gets everyone accepting the socialist brilliance of [[Jew|Carl Marx]] while you drive your daddies BMW back and forth to school but maybe you should '''WAKE THE FUCK UP'''.<br>
No artist has ever really made a change in how we think.  All artists do is provide propaganda to support the ideas of [[CIA|the existing system]].  Of course, you're going to argue about it because your art school graduate teacher who never had an advanced history class doesn't know the church was the major benefactor of artists like Michelangelo, and their art was designed to only repeat Christian ideas in picture form because most people were like [[you]] and too dumb to read.<br>
New ideas usually come from writers or better yet philosophers who actually address a problem and try to find a solution unlike you and your artsy friends who can tell us everything that is wrong with our [[Florida Man|god emperor]] in meme form but you can't tell us one way to fix it. <br>
It is the thinkers and the writers who bring change, for example, the founding fathers of the [[America|US]] don't name Rembrandt or Monet as their influences but educated people that could create a coherent sentence and be able to argue a point through logic and evidence and not the tried and true '''Art School Logic''' of ''"Just Because"'' or ''"Like, You Know,"''.  People like Thomas Paine, Thomas Hobbes, and Algernon Sidney influenced our founding fathers and helped pave the creation of [[America]].<br>
All artists are is a representation of the sign of the times and lacking any real creativity, all they can do is repeat what's on the people's minds.  In the 60's it was [[LSD]] and [[Drugs]] and wave machines.  The 70's, Disco and drugs.  [[1980s|The 80's]] [[Money]], Drugs and Reagan.<br>
Give it up now.  You will not be responsible for any change.  All you will ever do is maybe come into minor fame because the Feds [[Party Van|Party V&]] your ass at a gallery because your showing that you told everyone that was going to shake up the system and stick it to the man consisted of nothing but grown men pissing on kids.


==Furries and Art School==

[[Furries]] represent an abnormal number of art school participants.  Since there is no such thing as a [[snapesnogger|six-foot-tall naga with big anime eyes]] and a leaky, veiny [[cock|phallus]] posting on [[craigslist|CL]] to get laid [[IRL]], fans of fur have to rely almost entirely on drawings to fuel their disgusting degeneracy. To make sure that they can better represent their fantasies, thus allowing bigger orgasms, many furries will turn to art school as a means to improve the quality of their “lives”.

This means that there is often a sizable fur community at any given art school, and thusly that an unfortunate number of people will attempt to work their [[fursona]] into as much of their work as possible. This is particularly the case in the illustration departments; furries generally find fine arts too demanding, as none of the "greats" that you are supposed to emulate engaged in creating furry [[pr0n]]. Because most art school professors are [[leftards]], it is often fairly easy to justify [[babyfur]] as an abstracted manifestation of the internal conflict which results after [[almost raped|being very nearly raped]] or some [[bullshit]] like that without the risk of the [[fursecution]] that they'd find in the rest of society.

Inevitably, at any given art school Halloween party, there will be numerous [[fursuit]]s in attendance. This is one of their few opportunities to flaunt their [[furggotry]] in public and get away with it, so it is advised that you stick to hanging out with all the indie fucks dressed like [[pirates]] to minimize the risk of being roofied and violated horribly by a big, bumbling fox in the bathroom.

==Socializing in Art School==

The best way to make friends or get [[sex|fucked]] in art school is to just tell your victim that you hold their art in high esteem, and truly admire their creativity, originality, and artistic vision. Say this with a distant, disdainful look on your face and don't make eye contact, and you should have no problem consummating. You should be able to see either a [[cock]] bulge or [[vagina|wet spot]], depending on gender, forming after saying this, if it was done correctly. This is particularly effective if you are in another pretension-immersed program at the school, such as creative writing or philosophy, as one develops the same pseudo-intellectual attitude in those programs, yet one does not need to see the person later in any of your classes.<nowiki>*</nowiki>

[[England]] is quite popular with art school students, and thus referring to things as "pants" or "smashing" will earn you the admiration of your peers. Also, forming bands is common, whether or not you actually perform. Ever. To make sure that everyone knows you're inclusive and original, make sure to give a really cute [[azn|hapa]] girl a tambourine to beat around on even though she has no musical talent (hey, neither do you, and giving her a spot in your band will probably get you some [[IRL]] [[sex]] from her), and be sure to include a profoundly [[retarded]] instrument like a jug or a trashcan. Giving your band a name like “Warhol Dongrockets Cider” will give you instant street cred, particularly if you write exclusively about the ’80s and/or your nebulously descriptive emotional state and your last failed relationship.

Because [[drama]] is a huge part of artistry, it is perfectly acceptable, even encouraged, to start RL [[flame wars]] with your classmates. Even if you both agree on something (you're probably both members of the [[hippy|Green Party]] who enjoy [[abortion|abortions]] and [[vegan|not eating meat]]), one of you must take the dom position so you can [[flame]] each other back and forth.

<nowiki>*</nowiki><small><small>''[[User:Tfo|Tfo]] developed this strategy after the sheer number of former embittered tricks in his own program forced him to take his cock-craving ways elsewhere.''</small></small>

[[Image:Chicks_Dig_Guitars_by_Thetieninja.jpg|thumb|right|High School Freshman will still dig you!  Exploit for [[PROFIT]].]]

==Possible Careers for the Art School Graduate==

[[Image:Facepaint.jpg|thumb|After four years and $100,000, you too will be able to do this]]

[[Image:Piss1234.jpg|thumb|If you see thisand say, "Damn!  That is so edgy." Art School is for you.  Piss Christ by Andres Serrano]]


* Working at your dad's Fortune 500 company doing something that has nothing to do with art
* Working at an art supply store for minimum wage
* Working at a photography store for minimum wage
* Working at a record store for minimum wage
* Working at a coffee shop for minimum wage
* Working at an organic grocery store for minimum wage
* Working at a pizza shop for minimum wage
* Work as a Telemarketer for minimum wage
* Working at a fast-food restaurant like Burger King for minimum wage and having to call a guy 10 or more years younger than you sir.  Also, no matter how long you've been there, you will never get to make fries and move out of the glorious position of steaming the piss off of everything in the kids zone.
* Killing yourself [[for great justice]]
* We're serious.  Kill yourself now.
* Just take a handful of pills and curl up and die already.  You might even get famous like [[Randy Robert Stair]], people knew who he was for 2 or 3 days after he killed himself.
* [[Basement dwelling]]
* Maintaining your [[LJ]] and DeviantART accounts religiously, [[unrealistic expectations|hoping someone will notice you]]
* Ragpicker.  Do paper mills still even use these bums?
* That worthless piece of shit that steals cans from recycling bins on trash day.
* Finding a benefactor to [[Doopie DoOver|fellate in return for pay]]ing your loans (good thing you studied up on that, [[amirite]]?)
* Finding yourself a sugar daddy who is dumb enough to keep your lame, [[gay]] ass for the occasional Blow Job while you push your shitty ass Wapanese [[animu]] comics on youtube.
* Be that guy who paints Barney the Dinosaur on the Walls of daycare centers because everyone knows you could really use the money.
* Selling your body to DeviantART and [[furries]] by endlessly churning out commissions, effectively giving you the worst case of carpal tunnel ever recorded 
* Hawking [[pot]]-themed art on the [[Los Angeles|Venice Boardwalk]]
* Try to sell your jewelry for $50 a necklace when anyone with an art supply store near them can make that same damn piece of shit for $4 in supplies. 
* Being an Art Teaching Child Molester
* Designing business and greeting cards, none of which include giant eyes/hair.
* Get a job at a sign shop at just over minimum wage cutting vinyl and be pissed everyday you punch in that the welder with a Class A license makes more in an hour than you do all day or their Class A driver/crane operator make 3 times what you do every hour.

==Commmon Myths of Art School==

* Art School is really a College. (False, it's comfort for parents of DevianTARTs that some schools accepted them.)
* The girls at Art School are hot. (False. Do you think a chick with a tattoo of huge angel wings on her back and has neon turquoise hair is hot? [[An Hero|Shoot yourself in the fucking face]].)  Seriously, hot girls don't need to go to art school to call themself an artist.  All a girl has to do is be good looking and pick up a camera and some [[cuckold]] will call her a photographer thinking it will get him laid.  All they have to do is be good looking and wear pants with dried paint on them or walk around with a drawing pad and those same cuckolds will call her an artist.
* People in art school have [[ghey]] sex. (False, again. They suck so bad, they can't even get each other laid. DevianTART's are doomed to virginity forever.)  Most are so god-damned [[autistic]] that they can't even talk themselves in giving themselves a hand job.
* People in art schools get jobs after studying. (False, as above)  The only time they get a job is if their dad owns a company.

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==See Also==

*[[Tom Preston]], a success story.
*[[Adolf Hitler]], another success story.
*[[Unrealistic expectations]]
*[[Art]]
*[[Chris Chan]] Autistic fuck that claims to have a degree in computer animation but only works in the medium of Crayola.
*[[Deviantart]]
*[[Etsy]]
*[[CumOnPrintedPics.Com]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]] Your Cliche, Lady/boy High School drop out failure that will suck you off for $250 because the rent is due.
*[[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]
*[[Tumblr]]
*[[Radiohead]]
*[[Avant-Garde]]
*[[Miller Test]] Before you start playing internet artist, learn about the 3 pronged test for deciding if something is obscene.
*[[ic/|/ic/]]


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