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Legalese for the truth.

Anything that has been '''alleged''' is invariably true but has not been proven in a court of law.  The use of the term allows a [[liberal]] to avoid being called up on [[defamation]] charges because technically the term means "[[rumors|rumored]]", regardless of [[common knowledge]] to the contrary.

:'''Synonym''': [[Fact]]
:'''Antonym''': [[Fiction]]

That which is alleged is called an ''allegation''.  This means that the person who so alleges is the ''alligator''.

== Famous allegations ==
*[[Albert Einstein]]'s General Theory of Relativity is '''alleged''' to be [[tl;dr|incredibly interesting]].
*[[Michael Jackson]] was '''alleged''' to be a [[pedophile]], and is now '''alleged''' to be [[dead]].
*[[Meele]] is '''alleged''' to be [[ugly]].
*[[Nomadlisa]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[death|murderer]].
*[[Furries]] are '''alleged''' to be perverted [[bestiality|animal fuckers]].
*[[Ghostlight]] is '''alleged''' to be a raging [[douchebag]].
*[[Glenn Beck]] is '''alleged''' to have [[raped]] a young girl in 1990.
*[[Ellen Feiss]] is an '''alleged''' [[drug|druggie]].
*The [[Holocaust]] is '''alleged''' to be a hoax perpetrated by [[Jews]].
*The Jews are '''alleged''' to have [[Jews did WTC|coordinated the 9/11 attacks]].
*Jews are '''alleged''' to control the [[ZOG|control the government]] and [[NWO|the world]].
*[[Paris Hilton]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[slut]].
*[[halo]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[pretty cool guy]].
*[[Your Mom]] is '''alleged''' to have had [[buttsex]] with me last night.

==See Also==
*[[So-called]]
*[[Some argue]]