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Some time ago, a [[Russian]] [[Livejournal]] user by the name '''trackeri''' posted some juicy <s>[http://trackeri.livejournal.com/15272.html dox]</s> ([[baleeted]]) on a [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] student named [[Aliza Shvarts|Alisa Cooze-menko]], who had the best hobby ever - [[Korea|finding dead dogs and skinning them in her kitchen]] for the [[lulz]] - and, of course, taking pics for posterity.  There was also a couple of videos made, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|but they're gone now]].

Needless to say, [[over 9000]] angry Russians put their [[Alcoholism|vodka]] and [[Domestic violence|women beating]] aside to troll Alisa and to show their heartfelt [[furry|love for dead dogs everywhere]].

Her info was almost as lulzworthy as the pics themselves:<br />
*'''Name''': Alisa Kuzmenko <br />
*"I'm on the second year of the international relations college in Kiev, studying international business."<br />
*'''Main online nickname''': lir_fon_tamiir<br />
*'''DOB''': [[Oldfag|1990-08-xx]]<br />
*'''City''': Kiev, Ukraine<br />
*'''Telephone''': +380 xxx-xx-xx<br />
*'''About me''': [[wut|I'm Alice! And that's all I can say!]]<br />
*'''Interests''': [[Final Fantasy 6|Kafka]], [[black metal]], darkwave, [[Irish]] dance, piercing, [[cock|turtles]].<br />

Her partner in crime's dox were also published by trackeri:<br />
*'''Name''': Anna Donchuk<br />
*[[16 year old girl|18 years old]]<br />
*Studying [[bestiality|veterinary science]] in the Agricultural College of Ukraine<br />

==The Cumdumpsters Speakout==

[[Image:Kuzmenko1.jpg|thumb|I'd hit it, [[3Guys1Hammer|with a hammer]].]]
The girls made a statement after the comments started pouring in:

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|I don't deny that it is us on the photos. Here goes... She started the second year of her university. All students had to prepare a dead bone and bring it to class. Many bought a prepared cow bone in a store, but Anya has principles, she wanted to find something... We were hoping to get a dead rotten [[rat]] at the most, but got lucky - we found a [[dog]] (still living) that's just been hit by a car. Well, we picked it up, worked on it and got a fucking awesome skeleton. As for the funny photos - there is exactly the same amount of them as technical photos! And after all, why not laugh, the animal is dead, it doesn't care. Did I answer all of your questions?
|Actually, no, can I [[Stick_It_In_Her_Pooper|stick it in your pooper?]]
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|We cannot open a case, because the dog was already dead - says assistant director to Kiev's metropolitan police, Vladimir Dmitrenko. - However, there is still the crime of cruelty to animals to consider. However, we don't have any material evidence to conclusively persecute them for what they did.
|[[The Man]]
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After [[Fap|watching through the video several times]], a local newspaper published an article on the matter, citing that the Agricultural College did not give the girls any assignments, and that they indeed [[lulz|did it for the lulz]]. They also say that the video shows them sticking candles into the dog's eviscerated carcass and blowing them out, like on a birthday cake. 
Good times were had by all.

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==The videos==

Both girls appeared on a Russian program defending their actions and showing clips of the birthday cake dog.
Caution, massive amounts of [[moonspeak]] ahead.

<s>[http://rutube.ru/tracks/2439425.html?v=8df7d51778a8c14987a015aad87f0f8a Video available on RuTube]</s>

==Gallery of WHAT THE FUCK==

{{cg|You can't unsee this, seriously.|lulzgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Kuzmenko2.jpg|Alisa <3 dogz
Image:Kuzmenko3.jpg|sexy
Image:Kuzmenko4.jpg|this is ok in [[Korea]]
Image:Kuzmenko5.jpg|
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Kuzmenko6.jpg|[[Hai2u|OH HAI 2 U]]
Image:Kuzmenko7.jpg|dat dog needs a medic!
Image:Kuzmenko8.jpg|LOL I'M DED
Image:Kuzmenko9.jpg|OH HEY NAW WASSUP DOG
Image:Kuzmenko10.jpg|Stupid [[rat]], stop being dead!
Image:Kuzmenko11.jpg|[[Delicious_cake|This is delicious dog heart, I must eat it.]]
Image:Kuzmenko12.jpg|flier 1
Image:Kuzmenko13.jpg|flier 2
</gallery>}}

== External Links ==
* [http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fkp.ua%2Fdaily%2F110709%2F186618%2F&sl=ru&tl=en&history_state0= News article on Alisa] ''(translated)''
*<s>[http://lir-fon-tamiir.livejournal.com/ Her LJ]</s> (Archived: {{archive|1GOj|1}})
*<s>[http://vkontakte.ru/id42727067 Her matchmaking site profile]</s> (Archived: {{archive|KvD4|1}})
* [http://community.livejournal.com/shannon_river/ Her favorite irish dance community] ''(cause a girl has to have hobbies, right?)''
*<s>[http://vkontakte.ru/video8372545_114025234 Video of the butchering]</s>
* [https://nudegirls.wiki/post/2-girls-skinning-a-dog-nsfw-2966842?page=1 Moar pics ya sick bastards] (Archived: {{archive|w0TFL|1}})


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