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|imageboard_name=1chan
|imageboard_logo=[[Image:1chanlogo.png]]
|date_founded=10th November 2003
|date_died=
|major_boards=/rail/
|epic_win=
|homepage=[http://1chan.net/rail/ 1chan.net] (WARNING: LONG DEAD, DO NOT CLICK, LEADS TO MALWARE)
}}

'''1chan''' is an imageboard created by a guy called thatdog (who rarely posts on his own board), and is home to a group of [[troll]]s, railroaders, foamers, [[Furry|furries]], [[The YouTube Thomas Club|Thomasfags]], and [[weeaboo]]s [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|whose goal it is to be the one who knows the most about trains.]]

==Downfall==
Due to Russian [[CP|cheese pizza]] being flooded on the board, thatdog, fearing the [[FBI|party van]], shut down the site in June of 2016. A temporary board was set up on 8chan,  until another clone site called RailChan, was set up. Since RailChan consists of the same users of 1chan much of what is on this page applies. At some point, the original 1chan site came back online.

==How to troll 1chan==
# Make a thread asking something about trains. They will swarm to your thread, trying to be the first one to show off their trainology or whatever you may call it. Once the [[sauce]] is delivered, others will continue to follow up with other related information to top the previous poster.
# Post anything slightly furry related. This will immediately induce a retaliatory post from Ham549, usually of anti-furry art (ironic since he is a furry himself) or something to do with the [[F40PH]]. Note: If they sage and post pictures of train crashes, that means they don't like the thread anymore.
# Post anything Genesis-related, or anything that remotely hints at defamation of the F40PH. The latter will provide the best results.
#* It should best be noted here that anything posted (not to Ham549's liking) WILL result in drama. He considers himself "King [[Shit]]," "Overwatch," "[[God]]," and "Head [[Cock]]" of 1chan, though as the great SooLine once said, "Ham has yet to learn that incendiary opinions and responses are best kept to himself, and as such inevitably will say some form of asshattery, a trend known all too well to all of us. The temptation of witnessing a [[rage|Hamsplosion]] is too great for some to avoid, so instigation ensues with predictable, and sometimes entertaining, results."
# Get into an editing war on the 1chan ED page, which, at this rate, won't be around for much longer.

==Memes==

* '''Whitebxcar''' - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eLvjUL1Urs All aboard the FEMA train!] ([[TL;DR]]: [[Conspiracy Theory|Concentration camp train]]).
* '''[[F40PH]]''' - And yet the board is filled with furries.
* '''[[fail|Geneshit]]''' - A really shitty locomotive made of Fail and lose. 
* '''Horsecock''' - Norfolk Southern has a horse as an emblem, and their locomotives are black. Do the math.
* '''PACER''' - [https://archive.ph/WnMtg Some shitty Britfag train.]

==Posters==
[[Image:Hamandfrends.png|thumb|right|Ham549.]]
[[Fact|Yes, there are so few posters on this chan that we can literally list every single one of them by name.]]
*'''[[Germany|09!6PT2TQJNaQ]]''' -N/A 
*'''aGEisfinetoo''' -Plays with Legos still.
*'''Jason Hill KD7TQN''' -1/3 of the Washington Hornfag Trio, ham radio fag, rarely posts to 1chan, but when he does it's something about horns. Every time. Usually the K5LA. Jason's lust for horns rivals Ham's lust for the F40PH.
*'''[[Asperger's syndrome|AutisticPsycho!5/elwbL0iI]]''' -TSA janitor.
*'''Anon!LuRkerPkyw''' -One of the few people who have met Ham549 outside of 1chan and survived.
*'''Black Plague!!Qye6CTw5''' -Likes to flood ginormous pictures.
*'''Captain Slog''' -I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)<br>I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)<br>Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin' on a boat (sailin' on a boat)
*'''Churchill8F''' -A Britfag and Thomas the Tank Engine fetishist.
*'''[[Old|Cornelius Vanderwreck]]''' -A grumpy old fag who's been around since dirt.
*'''[[Germany|DBAG]]''' -German
*'''[[New York|drewb99]]''' -Seems to be from New York
*'''[[Redneck|Ferrous]]''' -Has a fetish for locomotives with [[Dat Ass]]. Also is the Internet incarnate.
*'''[[Germany|forman]]''' -N/A
*'''BCOLisalwaysright''' -Expert thread hijacker
*'''[[Attention whore|gamer1682!pbcDCukrBw]]''' -Requested he be mentioned here.
*'''[[Attention whore|Ham549!.CzKQna1OU]]''' -He claims to be the guy who invented the [[F40PH]] meme, [[Spellcheck|cant speel worth a dame]], he also can't take a joke worth shit. Everything is completely srs business with him. Also made [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fawthrQ2yEo this video]. 'Nuff said.
*'''[[Weaboo|Kartma!wvTgDQHyaM]]''' -The guy who posts more animu shit than actual trains. You have to give Kartma credit though, because most of the news updates pertinent to the train community are made by him.
*'''[[Furry|microbuss]]''' -A <s>closet</s> furry.
*'''[[New Zealand|Musky Stoat!fjJbBede6I]]''' -One of the most active members.
*'''[[Final Fantasy VII|Nanaki]]''' -Another furfag who likes to troll with Thomas the Tank Engine. Also does bad [[Photoshop]]s. Suspected [[wolfaboo]].
*'''HO Guy''' -Posts pictures of his trains on a ping pong table.
*'''[[Australia|noofnoof!g9p3Ms4sPQ]]''' -Ausfag with a fetish for narrow gauge. Fails at pic dump.
*'''[[Furfag|PsychoFox]]''' -Has a fetish for [[midget|midget trains]].  Nice name, furfag.
*'''Smitie''' -A railway slave from Africa. He makes tl:dr posts about how they feed him watermelons and gets struck with a whip if he don't nail the track down faster.
*'''SooLine!3GqYIJ3Obs''' -Has the biggest hard-on for the railroad known as Soo Line.
*'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sparks]]''' -Newfag, also American with a love of all things [[British|British]] and [[Josef Fritzl|Australian]].
*'''[[Creepy|Stickman]]''' -A retired railroader with glasses. 
*'''[[Canada|t3h_fuhr3r!IpkR/xtlzM]]''' -This guy likes CP. Lots of CP. That's all he ever posts, and if there is a CP thread on the board, news flash! He's in it.
*'''[[Texas|Tex]]''' -Stuck somewhere in Arizona.
*'''[[Alaska|thaddeusthudpucker!pzKE5FBJbw]]''' -Drives big rigs. <s>Possibly</s> Insane. 
*'''[[Texas|Therock!E0rycVwH.I]]''' -Can't stop him.
*'''wirodeu!!CiJ+ZEoe'''
*'''[[An Hero|Ytter]]''' -The only guy who seemed the most badass became an hero not too long ago.
*'''[[Lulz|ThamasTehTrain]]''' -Really a very VERY <s>funny</s> shitty user who just shitposted and shit. Got banned for the lulz.

==The Employees==
There are a few members of 1chan who actually [[job|do this shit for a living]] on a daily basis. These individuals, otherwise regarded as heroes and professionals of their trade, are equally as fail as the rest of 1chan for coming home from work and .....oh yeah, discussing moar trains!

*'''[[Wapanese|B&OCT Rail Snail]]''' - A real life railroad employee and weeaboo, second only to Kartma.
*'''[[Furfag|Ham's Headache!F40PH4rHYQ]]''' - Another real life railroad employee who likes to get into occasional troll battles with Ham, much to the entertainment of the rest of the members.
*'''[[AuroraFurries|Filthy!zIArsem5L.]]''' - Yet another real life railroad employee, who is also the biggest furfag of them all. He even runs a chan site with [[Jay Naylor|Jay Naylor]] called U18 chan that hosts tons of furry porn. Also draws/traces shitty furry porn. He trolls the shit out of Ham. But 1chan always seems to forgive him when he actually contributes to the board with things such as his model train layout: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/abitfur4u/ Possibly likes to stalk women taking pictures of their butts. Is also an [[autogynophile]] now.


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