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'''.22 Long Rifle''' is a faggot [[micropenis|failiber]] used by [[Autism|sensory overload faggots]] such as [[Cho]], [[Éric Borel]], Julian Knight, [[Sebastian Bosse]], [[The Finnisher]], and some time in the near future, [[you]].


[[File:Fuddfucker.png|thumb|alt=loser|Average .22fag]]


== Lore ==
In [[Last Thursday|1887]], [[Stephen Paddock| J Stevens arms and tools company]] shit out this [[manchild]] caliber. That's literally the only thing relevant about its history.



== Popularity==

.22 Long Rifle was adopted by the [[Boy Scouts]] To train their [[Fail|New members]]. The caliber is also extremely popular amongst [[Asperger's Syndrome|ass burgers]] with a {{Strike|Fetish}} Special interest in firearms but [[Coward|Don't want their wittle eaws to get huwt]]. When Autists get overly butthurt about society, They also use these "firearms" to [[Sebastian Bosse|Have danguwus, scawy adventuwes]]. The caliber is popular due to it having little to no recoil, which is odd since 95% of.22 Owners like [[Homosexuality| "recoil" in their booty cheeks]]


== Gallery ==
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File:.22 Loser Rifle "injury".png|thumb|alt=fag|.22fag getting Zero Kills, as usual
File:Muh assault rifle22.png|thumb|alt=cap|.22s can still be [[Assault Rifle|Assault rifles]], which gives them foot-wide exit wounds.
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File:Ijoenothingaboutguns.png|thumb|alt=lolz|If this was true, .22niggers wouldn't be the laughingstock of the gun community
File:Sig Sauer Mosquito.png|An example of a .22 "Weapon"
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==Notorious .22niggers==
* [[Cho]], [[Azn]] who killed 32 College liberals, but mostly used his 9mm glock
* [[Kosta Kecmanović]], like Cho he carried a .22 as a backup
* [[Éric Borel]], Baguette person and [[13 year old boy|Angsty Teenager]] who has the highest .22-only score
* [[Brenda Ann Spencer]], [[wimmin]] sniper with a .22 rifle
* [[Israel]], Issues to soldiers as a [[No|"Nonlethal Weapon"]] for [[High score|Riot control]]
* [[Derrick Bird]], britfag who used a .22 rifle to shoot his brother 11 times, but after that he mostly used his shotgun for his rampage
* [[Kip Kinkel]], daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol
* [[TJ Lane]], carried a newer version of [[Kinky|Kinkel's]] peashooter
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], Finn and Self proclaimed '''antisocial socialdarwinist''' who killed 8 with his Sig Mosquito
* [[Mr. Saari]], Pekka-Eric 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]
* [[Sebastian Bosse]], [[German|Jewgasser]] who Injured 38 and [[Epic Fail| DIDN'T GET A SINGLE KILL LOL]]
* [[Philip Manshaus]], killed his [[Adopted|Chinese]] [[Stepsister Fuck|stepsister]] with one
* [[Arcan Cetin]], shot up a mall with a .22 hunting rifle
* [[Noah Esbensen]], [[LMFAO|used a single shot .22 rifle for a mass shooting]], by far the shittiest weapon of this list
* [[Hayden Jagst]], foot porn addict and incel who used a .22 rifle to kill his daddy, before going on the run
* [[Michael Carneal]], similar to the TJ Lane fellow mentioned above, Carneal emptied a 10-bullet .22 ruger on his classmates, reducing 3 to 0HP.

==How to Troll a .22fag==

*Tell them that .22fags don't hit shit and have never gotten more than [[butthurt|15 kills]]
*Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWgwnsIuDf0&t=1215s Make Assburger noises]
* Remind them if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 Wannabe [[Assault rifle|Ar-15]] They will be nothing like [[Anders]] and will be more like [[Door Cuck]] or [[Couch Cuck]]

==See also==
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Coward]]



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