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Featured Article - Bluesky

Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, Retarded Butterfly App and Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter) is a liberal internet hugbox and child pornography distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.

Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore child porn and crashed their servers.

(( TWITTER EXODUS TO BLUESKY; AND NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST ))