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|Nobody cares who you are
We’ll beat you with a bar

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You’ll gain many more haters

Your intelligence won’t save you later

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

And you’ll bask in the shadow of your past childhood
But jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

Fuck off, you manchild, you fucktard, you loser,

Fuck off, you master of lies and deception, and die!|One of many poorly written poems by Barneyfag. The fifth line doesn't even match the fucking meter."''|Has a poster ever been so dick-lickingly willing to spurt up rudimentary statistics from his ragged damaged mouthhole for nothing but the emotional reactions & ensuing default-mode appreciation from the [[He does it for free|welfare-slave mods]] and mal-educated /b/tard hordes? 

Ugly waste of life Barneyfag knows what he's doing, and it's textbook autism. A person's cartoon choice is not autism. People exercising their last vestiges of primordial knowledge & evolutionarily-ingrained tendencies toward their favorite TV series is not degeneracy. It's what the fuck drives them. It's how they managed to create more original content than Barneyfag ever will and have the passion to move onto much better things. 

"No more of that for you, Barneyfag! Instead of giving young minds an incubatory dreamworld to fascinate themselves with, instead of being the cohesion of self-awareness that used to keep all fandoms intact, they're all the most degenerate cancer in the world!" 

Cut to years later, Barneyfag is over a standing desk at some godforsaken afterhour, sporting a pair of virtue-signaling relaxed-fit denim jeans, planning a thirtieth-birthday suicide, loathing the last bleak reason for being that he supplanted his real dreams for; whining about MLP all day on a weeb discussion board. 

That's how your fuckbackwards social justice is served, Barneyfag. 

You've been banned, Barney boy. You've been banned a thousand times over. When you repeat your bullshit on your inglorious road-to-nowhere vendetta, I hope you feel a twinge. just a little pin-prick at your heart, to remind you of what a shamelessly autistic dolt you are.|[[PROTIP]]: Don't get suckered into writing [[tl;dr]] truthbombs on Lee. It will never work.}}

[[File:The barneyman himself.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The humanpussy slayer]]
[[File:Barneyfag's worst enemy.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Barneyfag's worst enemy]]
[[File:Mkultra-mind-control-horse-porn.png|200px|thumb|right|According to barneyfag, this image will turn you into a horsefucker (it was animated by [[My Little Pony|DHX]])]]
[[File:Degeneracy.png|200px|thumb|right|Thought this was a human? Lies! This was posted by barneyfags to break down your morals, to erode your sense of decency, to make you a horsefucking degenerate!]]

'''Barneyfag''' ([[Powerword|Powerword: Lee Goldson]]) is a [[shitposter]] on [[4chan]], a site full of [[sick fucks|normal people]] discussing a series of [[loli|niche topics]]. He, of course, is a [[retard|genius]] that is AWARE that [[bronies]] do indeed exist on this planet, and he is the ONLY one on the face of the earth with the willpower and the moral values to point them out every time anything remotely related to [[My Little Pony]] is posted anywhere, all in the name of protecting this [[shit|pure]] planet.

Despite being irrationally opposed to bronies, he actually manages to be even WORSE than your everyday horsefucker. If you stumble upon any post by him or his impostors, any response you make, no matter how lucid or eye-opening, will be met with nothing but [[ad hominem]] & half-truths and he will disregard it entirely to shitpost some more. He complains about autism despite compulsively spamming his god-awful [[copypasta]] every time anything slightly associated with MLP is posted. He complains about degeneracy despite wasting the finite consciousness of his life [[ban evasion|evading bans]] just so he can remind everyone for the millionth time of the day that the picture of a generic-looking [[anime]] girl is actually from MLP and the OP is trying to impose his "degeneracy". He complains about little girls shows and how liking it is morally wrong despite being a fan of [[Adventure Time]], [[Regular Show]], Gumball, [[Littlest Pet Shop|Littlest fucking Pet Shop]], and the video game [[Splatoon]]. But remember, [[shit nobody cares about|Barney and Friends aired on this one channel right before MLP this one time.]] That's immensely [[not|important]].

==Origins==
[[File:barney.png|200px|thumb|left|The image that started it all]]
One morning, Barneyfag woke up and decided to stuff his face with his daily cheesy dusty cancersnack when he realized that [[bronies]] are taking the world ([[old meme|in 2011]]) by storm. It occurred to him that bronies were literally [[Nazis]], and decided to start this vendetta against them. He stumbled upon the picture on the left and for whatever reason decided that bronies were all "Barneyfags" because some random channel put them back-to-back. He then knew he should head over to Google and look up forum posts comparing Barney to My Little Pony and cherrypick them so he could execute his demented idea of a [[raid|vendetta]] on 4chan and the rest of the internet, because there [[bronies|clearly]] [[my little pony|isn't]] [[pinkiepony|enough]] [[MandoPony|anti-brony]] [[Sethisto|vitriol]] [[disneymaster|on]] [[chris-chan|the]] [[Pewdie-Pinkiepie|internet]].

==Posting Habits==
For the past few years, this idiot's been on the site posting and pasting the same shit to try and disparage a tiny corner of culture that doesn't affect his stupid ass in any way. Barneyfag has proudly spent his time being so ultimately [[triggered]] by the same things over and over, and yet cannot eke out a unique or original thought about the matter. Not once, not ever. Just a [[gay|faggy]] ritualistic poem, and the routine reposting of it serving to satisfy his crippling compulsion without the burden of actually having to create or evolve. He thinks he is saving the world by spamming his garbage everywhere, even though most people that see his posts hate him since being borne out of a deranged need to be the contrarian in a sea of genuine people discussing their [[bestiality|interests]] is [[cancer]]. Once people started to ignore his posts for the first time, he started making them even [[tl;dr|longer]] so [[attention whore|more people would notice]], thus derailing a thread in which would've been a seemingly normal discussion thread had Barneyfag not noticed the same pixels used in the show. Most of the time, threads are made specifically to [[troll]] Barneyfag, which is pretty much the only reason why the fandom even has any relevancy on the site in this day and age aside from them having [[mlp/|their own board]]. He wishes so hard to [[Unrealistic expectations|become a mod]], which will never happen since they ban him everytime he posts and he ban evades every time, sometimes more than once in the same thread.

On top of his retardation on 4chan, he also has a page on Deviantart[http://x86x2.deviantart.com/] where he posts the same cherrypicked images and Brony quotes taken out of context.

[[File:Barney band.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Such a well-minded individual]]

==Hypocrisy==

[[File:Barney splatoon.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Barneyfag likes Nintendo games.]]
[[File:Barney kids.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Barneyfag clearly has [[shit|patrician]] taste in art.]]

Barneyfag is [[irony|ironically]] a bigger embodiment of autism than the majority of bronies. Unlike bronies, who watch the show because they enjoy it, he watches the show just so he can know the references that posters make and hamfistedly lose his mind over them. His obsession with miniscule relations to the show is so extreme that he stopped liking one of his beloved bands because a Brony was playing the song. It was to his music [[disneymaster|what Twilicorn was to bronies]]. As stated before, Barneyfag enjoys kids shit like [[Adventure Time]], [[Regular Show]], Gumball, [[Littlest Pet Shop|Littlest Pet Shop]], [[Splatoon]], and probably more since Barneyfag doesn't want to ruin the narrative of [[usi|him being the true perfect human being]].

==Doxxing==
[[Last Thursday]] Barneyfag continued to get compulsively triggered over the same thing over and over again when, being the ditzy sack of shit that he is, revealed that he attended McMaster University. Coupled with his cluelessness with his privacy, he's basically begging to get [[raped]] by a haxx0r at some time. 
===Facts===
* Name is Lee Goldson and lives in Ontario, [[Canada]], further proving that Canada should be nuked along with the Middle East.
* University Email: goldsolg@mcmaster.ca
* [https://archive.is/wDfJP His Facebook]
* Old TvTropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/X86x
* New TvTropes page (banned): http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/X86x2
* Cringe Channel account: http://cringechannel.com/members/x86x2/profile/
* Doomworld account: https://www.doomworld.com/vb/members/Revved/
* Deviantart account: http://x86x2.deviantart.com/
* Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/x86x2/
* Some more junk can be found here: http://pastebin.com/xN3mtfE8
* Is a film fan that claims to be "more [[tv/|/tv/]] than [[tv/|/tv/]]" despite [http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/72026998/#72032270 admitting that] [[newfag|he's probably seen less than 1000 films]] (he blames Barneyfags, why not.)
* [[irony|Has interest in The Cringe Channel]]
* Looks like a [[autism|school shooter]]

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==See Also==
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[Bronies]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[Forced meme]]
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Moralfag]]

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