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{{Clippit|1=It looks like you are reading an article on me.<br> Would you like to...<br />[[Kenya|Ignore the annoying mascot]]<br>[[Fuck You|Close the mascot window]]<br>[[Real Life|Turn off the computer and get a life]]<br><span class="plainlinks">[http://youtu.be/wf2P8SnOwLo?t=1m10s Hear some appropriate music]</span><br>[[Fourth Wall|Wonder why someone wrote this]]}}
[[File:Paperclip.jpg|thumb|right|Fucked up thing is.. [[You|somebody]] probably jacks off to this shit.]]
'''Clippit''' or '''Clippy''' is a [[meme]] on [[4chan]] which [[everyone]] seems to know, but which [[nobody gives a fuck|no one notices]]. Also known as the '''Office Assistant''', Clippit is a small paperclip that was originally to be found in [[Microsoft]]'s Office packages, although he was dropped from their software [[at least 100]] years ago because people got pissed off with his antics.

The idea of the meme is that when offering advice in Microsoft Office, Clippit would offer some solutions. /[[b]]/tards have been known, however, to allow variants to increase the [[lulz]] factor.

An [[exploitable]] version of this has been made. Go produce much [[lulz]].

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==Gallery==
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Image:Clippyhumanity.jpg|Advice to [[The Finnisher]].
Image:-clippit.png|[[Tits or GTFO]].
Image:Rule34PC.png|Clippit sure as hell ain't safe from [[Rule 34]].
Image:Clippit exploitable.jpg|[[OH EXPLOITABLE]]
Image:No Friends clipit.jpg|[[George Bush|No friends?]]
Image:Cliproll.GIF|Even Clippit is in on the [[rickroll]] fad
Image:Super mr clippit world.png|He's [[Microsoft]]'s version of [[weegee|Mario]]
Image:Clippy_-_MS_Back_Alley.jpg
Image:Clippy_-_No_Reason.jpg
Image:Zelda_-_Clippy_Help.jpg
File:Clippy.gif
Image:Clippit-Suicide.png
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Megaphone Desktop Tool]]
*[[Microsoft Office]]

== External Links ==
* [http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1068552/posts Killing Mr.Clippy] - various ways to murder the fuck out of that faggoty paper clip.
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/clippy-finally-messes-with-the-wrong-word-doc/ Clippy finally messes with the wrong Word Document] - A [[Cracked]] editor convinces Clippy to do [[Suicide|the world a favor.]]

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