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[[Image:Yirilj.jpg|right|thumb|His LJ avatar. [[Pretentious|Now that's edgy!]]]]
[[Image:Yiridongz.jpeg|right|thumb|250px|[[Lol dongs]].]]

Yirimyah, was an [[Australia|Ausfag]] [[weeaboo]] and [[disgraced]] ex-ED [[sysop]] best known for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_by_Internet faking his suicide to get attention on the Internet].  His hobbies include sucking dicks of [[lemonparty|older men]] in Perth for rent money and getting trains run on him at italo disco events.  

As a stab-happy fucking psychopath, yiri is now in prison, again. [http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-15/balmain-supermarket-stabbing-pair-charged/9995648]

Like every Aussie ever, Yiri sought to further [[murder|reduce the rights]] of [[abbo|Aboriginies]].  And like most Ausfags he was also a shitposting [[attention whore]], most notably on LiveJournal, which is now as dead as the iPad, faggot.  

==Last Night an [[ED IRC|#ed]] Saved My Life==
[[Image:Yiri.gif|thumb| <strike>The tale retold</strike> One of his faggot IRC "friends" made this.]] 
Arguably the only positive thing that [[ED IRC|#ed]] has ever accomplished in its long and [[cool story bro|storied]] history was when it saved yiri from pulling a [[an hero|ctrl+alt+del]] on his life in October of 2007. After posting a [[tl;dr]] suicide note online and playing Pacman IRL with a few boxes of pills, #ed [[dox|dropped dox]] and called the ambulance to his place of residence, which found him dead at the scene. Yiri's heart stopped three times, but the doctors refused to let him die and kept resuscitating him. The next few months were notable for his sporadic online presence, as he had to use his shit laptop to hack [[The_Gibson|the Gibson]] at [[hilarious|the psych ward he was confined]] to in order to get on [[IRC]].
 
'''Note''': The above story and virtually everything that came out of Yiri's (faggot) mouth was found to be faked for attention.  He posted a suicide note but nobody bothered to call an ambulance because they knew he was faking it, and wouldn't care even if he wasn't.  

==Yiri and Weev==
Yiri ultimately ended up leaving [[ED]] with his tail between his legs after he tried to troll [[Weev]] off listadmin (because of some petty quibble nobody understood at the time) and attempted to rally all the other active sysops against him.  After an extended [[flamewar]] on the sysop mailing list and his best efforts to convince [[Girlvinyl]] to de-sys Weev, he eventually realized that he'd fucked up royally and tried to fly too high, but by that time it was already too late.  He would disappear shortly but not before he made up another lie about stabbing some aboriginals who broke into his apartment and that he wasn't able to edit anymore because he was now totally in jail doin' hard time.

==Other Fun Facts==

*Tried way too hard to be a [[dramacrat]] and mesh with LJDrama crew but just ended up eating [[self ownage|humble pie]] in the end.  
*Posted nudes on LJ in some low-rent [[danielspengies|danielspengies-tier]] attempt to [[namefag]]
*Fooled almost nobody with his elaborate attempts to [[SSP|glory troll]]
*[[O RLY|Pathological liar]].  
*Yiri's mother claims he is part Aboriginal. 
*Was far older than he claimed, is over 30 by now

==See Also==
*[[Troll's Remorse]]
*[[Chronic Troll Syndrome]]
*[[Bipolar]]

==External links==
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*[http://yirimyah.livejournal.com His LiveJournal] - hasn't updated in 5 years
*[http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-15/balmain-supermarket-stabbing-pair-charged/9995648 article about his most recent child stabbing]
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