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[[Image:Allah Ackbar.jpg|150px|thumb|right|God, as worshiped by the Muslims. The slogan "Allah Ackbar" translates literally from the Arabic as "Allah is [[Admiral Ackbar|(Admiral) Ackbar]]."]]
[[God]], from Arabic transliteration. So actually there's no difference in saying "God" and "Allah", yet diseased mountain goats like Albanians still prefer the arabic version. Allah's [[religion]] is properly referred to as I Slam Beer or simply '[[Islam]]' (Arabic for submission/[[rape]]; its adherents are called "[[Muslims]]", or sand [[heroes]].  The central tenet of Islam is that there are no other gods (e.g., [[Jesus]], [[Raptor Jesus]], [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]], [[Cthulhu]], [[Mudkips]], [[Etc|Etc.]]) except for Allah and that Mohammad was his [[profit|prophet]].  Allah inspires his [[fanboys]] around the world to become [[an_hero|heroes]] in his holy name.  Fewer [[fandoms]] have more [[fundamentalist|devoted]] followers. See [[Islam]]



==History==
[[Way before the internets]], Mohammad, a [[Arab|towelhead]] living in the city of Makkah in what is now [[Saudi Arabia]], began to receive [[AIM|IM]]s from Allah, who was using the screenname "Jibril."  The messages were mostly [[pedophilia|requests to cyber and a/s/l]], but Mohammad saw the potential for [[epic]] [[trolling]] and [[lulz]], so he compiled them into a gigantic [[Microsoft]] word document called qur'an.doc.  Muhammad distributed it to his [[Myspace]] top 10(including [[Tom Anderson|Tom]]) who posted it to a bulletin, causing innumerable [[Flamewar|flame wars]].  Eventually, Jihad was declared upon [[Jesus|Mr.Jesus]]. The purpose of which was to spread the word of [[Senator Barack Hussein Obama|Allah]] by any means necessary to the rest of the world. 

==Interesting Facts==
* Allah is the central focus of terrorism.
* Allah promises 72 virgins (most likely [[Trap|traps]]) if you become [[an hero]] for him (Read the Qu'ran for handy bomb making tips, and ways to becoming [[an hero]]).
* Allah planned [[9/11]], and then blamed a mentally retarded Jew named [[Osama Bin Laden]] who couldn't tell a bomb from his own left testicle.
* Although forbids the depiction of [[Mohammad]] in art, he is commonly depicted in much of the Danish press as an elderly man with a beard, towels wrapped around his head, [[Terrorism|and a bomb jacket strapped to him.]]
* In a dream, [[Mohammad]] was told by Allah to inform the people that in his honor they shall serve Allah-Carte in all cafeterias in the holy land.
*On 3rd May 2006, Allah became an officially certified pagan moon god.
*Every time Wimpy Kid says bismillah, Allah will go to the Wimpy Kid and bang the Wimpy Kid [[in the butt]].
*Allah works in a black cubicle in Mecca, except for Friday, on Friday he answers prayers and customer complanits.
*Allah is a cousin of Nurgle, and the Brother of Horus.
==Friends of Allah==
[[Image:Allahburgerking.jpg|thumb|right|The name of Allah appears [[It is a mystery|mysteriously]] on a Burger King label in [[England]].]]
* [[Osama bin Laden|Osama]]
* [[Your mom|Joe Momma]]
* [[Barack Obama]]
* [[Moses|Musa]]
* [[Jesus|Isa]]
* Mohammad
* Mohammad Ali
* [[Pakis|Mohammad Ali Jinnah]]
* Mohammad Atta
* [[Pulling a Lynndie|Lynndie England]]
* [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]
* [[Malcolm X]]
* [[Saddam Hussein]]
* [[Jerry Seinfeld]]
* [[tunak|Daler Mehndi]]






==Things Allah [[H8|Hates]]==
[[Image:ali.gif|thumb|right|Mohammad was not Allah's son, but Mohammad Ali possibly was.]]
* [[Denmark]]
* [[Israel]]
* [[Muhammad Cartoons]]
* [[God hates fags|Homosexuals]]
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Pagan]]s
* [[Satanist]]s
* [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|The Great Satan]]
* [[United Kingdom|The Little Satan]]
* Salmon Rushdie
* [[You]]
* [[Pigs]]
* [[Nazi]]
* [[Hitler]]



==Things Done in the Name of Allah==
[[Image:holyshiite.png|thumb|right|Holy Shiite!]]
* [[Jihad]]
* [[Iraq|Abu Ghraib]]
* [[Holocaust]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[Buttsecks]]
* [[Diabeetus]]
* [[Rape]]
* [[Bestiality|Goat Rape]]
* [[Furries]]
* [[Aspie]]s
* [[You]]

==Things Done by [[Jews]]==
* [[9/11]]
* [[Lollercaust]](Gave Us Good Lulz)

==See Also==
* [[Circumcision]]
* [[E-Jihad]]
* [[God]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Mujahideen Video]]

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