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[[File:Bashar al-Assad in Russia (2015-10-21) 08.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Al Bundy?]]

'''Bashar Hafez al-Assad'''  or in English '''Basher Del Asshat''' born 11 September 1965 is the 19th [[President|Dictator]] elected in a free, democratic [[Syria|Syrian]] election on 17 July 2000, winning the office of President-for-life in a landsilide victory with 110% of the vote.  A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups al-Asshat screamed the loudest for the destruction of '''[[America|THE GREAT SATAN]]''' until 2012 when he started crying for fellow [[terrorist|Muslim]] U.S. President Barak [[Obama]] to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored possition as Chief Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping [[Wimmins]] Barefoot And In The Kitchen and Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone, with a long prison sentence, that has an opposing political opinion.  Everything the [[Obama]] administration stood for.<<br>> 
In other words, let him be like every has-been, [[Leftard|Libtard]] celebrity on [[Twitter}} but with the real power over a country and its people that they all wish they could have.   Much like [[Tara Strong]] and her wish for a return to concentration camps for everyone who went against her [[Liberal|Political Model]] and voted for [[Trump|our great god emperor]], Donald Trump.<br>