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[[File:Crappingoutjapan.jpg|thumb|As always, Best Korea best explains the origin of the Jewpanese Islands.]]
[[File:Japanese family.jpg|thumb|Typical Japanese family]]
[[File:1339001142310.jpg|thumb|The Japs now thank the Atomic Bomb in making their [[Shit|art]] [[Anime|a]] [[Hentai|lot]] [[Guro|better]].]]
[[Image:Japaninanutshell.jpg|thumb|[[Evolution]]]]
[[File:The "shi" creators.jpg|thumb|350px|Japanese with name containing "[[2 girls 1 cup|shi]]", creates great things.]]
[[File:Japanesepenis.gif|thumb|350px|Japanese men have small dicks]]
[[File:norapenobase.jpg|thumb|350px|Japanese women require American Army Dick and will withhold base to get it. No rape? Then no base!]]

'''The Democratic People's Republic of Animestan''' (also known as '''Jewpan''', '''[[Weeaboo]]topia''' and '''Nuclear Testing Site''') or more known politically-correct as '''Japan''' is a totalitarian fifth-world dystopia on a radioactive wasteland in the Pacific Ocean with less sanity and human rights than even [[Best Korea]]. It is best known for being the inventors of [[anime]] and therefore being the #1 cause of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] on the planet. Their [[Basement-dweller|men]] are autistic [[sick fuck]]s who enjoy raping [[loli|little girls]], and their women are [[Whore|gold-digging]] pathological liars who would rather go marry and scam rich foreigners than fuck their own manchildren back home.

Japan is basically to Asia what [[Israel]] is to the Middle East. Both are ruled by racist criminal mobsters (Yakuza vs Zionist Illuminati) and had a history of both being genocided (Hiroshima and US concentration camps vs Holocaust and German concentration camps) while committing genocide at the same time (Koreans are Japan's Palestinians). Every single nation in Asia (with the sole exception of the Japanese's loyal sex slaves, the [[Philippines|sea niggers]]) hate Japan and would want to erase this microstate of degenerates off the Earth if not for the [[Jewnited States]] giving them military equipment... again just like Israel. Japan's current military is 9th strongest in the world, but there are some bases that are still [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|used by Americans]], again, just like Israel. ''And for the last time just like the Kikes'', the Japs control the Internet Media through their use of viral [[meme]]s and [[hentai|degenerate entertainment]], but the Jews at least won't resort to shitty cartoons (unless you're [[MLP|Lauren Faust]]) to mind control half the human population into instant [[retard]]s. Japanese women are also known as [[Hillary Clinton|filthy amoral and borderline-sociopathic]] [[feminists]] who have an obsession with your [[Jew Gold]] and will only date you so that she can blackmail you for money (e.g. the Chikan false rape accusations) then Hannibal-Lecter you into suicide. Wonder if all Japs need is a massive nose to pass them off as kikes.

Japan is a perfect example of [[b/|"not-as-good-as-it-used-to-be."]] Before being raped by the atom bomb, Japan was busy doing just that to [[Ireland|inferior countries]], but with a Katana instead of the mighty power of the atom. After the USA's rampage, however, it degraded into what you see now. Most of Japan's population has [[aspergers]] caused by the radioactive [[PWNED|bombs we dropped on their asses]]. That&mdash;combined with the fact that every Japanese man, woman, and child is on [[crack]]&mdash;explains why everything Japan makes is so fucking weird. But somehow, Japan loves [[Germany]]: the whores want to suck Hitler's dick while he himself called them honorary Aryans. The most plausible theory on why [[Hitler]] could love who amounts to Asian Jews is because the Japanese used to be a bunch of strict decent honorable and civilized humans until a [[Albert Einstein|Jewish aspie]] invented the nuke [[IDIFTL|for Science]] and therefore spread his radiation upon the entire Japanese population, mutating them all into the Aspie Jews they are today.

Japan is known for being the country with the lowest calculate crime rate in the entire universe. Which isn't that surprising when you think about it, since Japan doesn't count drug dealing, prostitution, necrophilia, pedophilia, weapon dealing, extortion, blackmail, cannibalism, male rape and Yakuza (Japanese impersonators of Elvis) gang wars as "crimes".

Japs rarely exceed 150 cm in height. Most Japs would much rather be white, and some undergo limited ''caucasiaplasty'' to this end. Also, since they [[Pro-Ana|have a very light diet]], the vast majority of Japanese [[wimmins]] have no [[tits]]. The few who have large tits end up as [[whores]], which explains why porn of titted Japs exists. Theoretically, this could be solved with a little whale milk, but since they [[Whale Wars|kill whales]] just to be [[conservative]], they produce a nice duality, as an endangered Pacific string bean that's good for nothing and an endangered Pacific tub of lard that's good for nothing.

{{Archive|zF8JL|An expert describes why Japan is so full of fail (TL;DR)}}

[[Image:Anti-jp.jpg|thumb|Bestselling Sign in Asia.]]

==[[World War II]]==

[[Image:Hiroshima_bomb.jpg|thumb|left|pwnt]]
[[File:Japanese Woman cuts off Chinese penis.gif|thumb|Japanese conducted torture and mass experiments on Chinese during [[World War II]], and their women castrated the entire Chinese male population. Here a Japanese woman cuts off a [[Chinese]] man's [[penis]].]]

{{quote|It really surprised me that the Japanese sided with the Nazis during World War II. They're usually so polite.}}<br>

After having messy [[buttsecks]] with [[Hitler]], Emperor Hirohito sent his buttboy, Tojo, and troops into Korea to buy Tamagotchis. The Japanese soldiers proceeded to rape, pillage and [[bukkake]] the Koreans and Chinese to near-annihilation. Afterwards, the Jap troops then proceeded to fuck the corpses of the women they killed.

President Roosevelt sent a telegram to Hirohito requesting [[buttsecks]] too, but due to a mis-translation, the Japanese flew over Pearl Harbour and sunk a few battleships by dropping Mitsubishis and Pocky from their Gundams.

Your grandmother decided it was a good idea to build some bullets and bombs, but the United States needed someone to test the bombs on, and who better than a bunch of antagonistic slopes? [[Americunts]] considered fighting them hand to hand, but decided Japs weren't even worth the time. [[truth|The nukes were a most practical and efficient way]]. So Truman [[and nothing of value was lost|pwned the fuck out of Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945.]] But that cunt Tojo wouldn't surrender. To shut Japan the fuck up, Truman [[pwnt|bombed]] [[Shit no one cares about|Nagasaki]] three days later, [[for the lulz]]. 

Japan surrendered, and to this day have been the bitch of the [[America|USA]].

Fun Fact: The Epicness of the bombings would continue to show for years to come as [[over 9000|hundreds of thousands]] of civilians died from [[Epic Win|horrifying radiation poisoning, hideous mutations]] and other shit nobody cares about, except for Koreans who rightfully point and laugh every chance they get.
[[Image:typical_japfag.jpg|thumb|left|Typical japfag]]

==The Japanese are an Endangered Species==

[[File:Rapistgook.png|thumb|left|The [[typical]] Japanese salaryman, a lowly degenerate pedophile with no concept of morals.]] 
[[Image:Jap_pop_chart.png‎|thumb|100px|The Japanese: an Endangered Species]]
[[File:Sumo Love.jpg|thumb|Why Japs don't have sex]]
[[Image:Autojerker.jpg|thumb|Also why Japs don't have sex]]
[[File:1071358018863.jpg|thumb|They literally never have sex]]
[[File:Friendmaker.png|185px|right]]

With poetry skills to rival even the most hardened [[emo]], Japan was once the world's foremost macho culture. Big mustaches, leather clothes, manly sex between friends in bath houses&mdash;it was all there. Nippon is also the land of the Hot Babe. In Japan, the  streets teem with the same seething, supple-limbed female honeys for which the Land of the Rising Sun has always been famous -- ''and each and every one of them longs for a real man to [[guro|Put It To Her]] the good old fashioned way''. 

That is, until the Jews and their [[America|imperialist]] [[England|ambitions]] came. The Jews wanted to fuck all of the hot women, only to find angry Samurai ready to chop their dicks off for trying. So, they turned to using Britain to bankrupt China during the Opium wars. Japan, not wanting to be bankrupted by Jew degeneracy as China was, became best friends with [[Hitler]]- a man who [[Weeaboo| admired them as Honorary Aryans with better culture than his own German race]]. Because of this the Jewnited States dropped the nuke that changed Japan forever.

[[truth|It is a proven fact that the only real men left in Japan were killed in WWII and as a result, the Japanese are not even having enough children to make up for the annual number of deaths: they are an endangered species]] [see chart -- yes, it's for real].  They are now forced to import Filipinos in a vain attempt to make up the difference.

Now all the men in Japan look like women and [[gay|actively play the part]]. Instead of boning the most fabulous babes on earth and breeding a new generation of ass-whipping samurai, these quasi-men prefer whacking off to cartoon characters getting their heads eaten, playing with toys, and spending hours at a time in deep ass play.  

One of the contributing factors of the population decline is that of all of Asians, modern Japanese men have the smallest penises(notice how all of the japs in this article have micro dicks). As a result, Japanese girls have become ruthless feminist gold diggers who will only use the men for money then leave them to die off once they have outlived their usefulness. But despite being feminists Japanese women crave the slightly bigger White cock or the [[fact|giant]] [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black Cock]] and are completely submissive to [[White]] and Black men. Yes, even though the Japanese are famously [[racist]] against [http://nsjap.net/ every other race], this need not rule out even the spottiest [[Ginger|Irish]] or fattest American [[Star Trek]] geek as long as they have the cash and/or cock they want. 

The men, due to brain cancer and aspergers caused by the radiation, became [[sick fuck]] necrophiliacs that like to kill and rape female corpses and masturbate to schoolgirls in thigh-high socks getting strangled with their own entrails. Even Japan knows that [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/01/13/third-of-young-japanese-men-hate-sex/ 1/3 of Japanese men hate sex] and thus because of [[jew|Einstein]], it has always been this way.

[[Pedophilia]], like guro and necrophilia, is not only accepted in Japan, but also compulsory. The [http://www.ageofconsent.com/japan.htm age of consent in Japan] is 13, but usually it actually happens around the age of six.  [[At least 100|110%]] of Japanese men are pedophiles. [[CP]] is the leading export of Japan and they plan to spread it across the world. Many students have open relationships with their teachers and when the Japs heard that the teachers, coaches and priests from Jewmerica back in early 2000s were molesting little children, their response was "We can do better than that." None of this helps the birth rate, however because these cowardly microdick fucks don't have the balls to fuck a fertile adult or teen bitch. Their birth rates continue to drop and if we're lucky enough to see <s>Susanowo</s> Poseidon throw another lulzy tsunami at these tojos, this entire country of degenerates is expected to die out by 2030.

==FFFUUUCHKA YOUU WWAAAHLEEARU !!!!!!!!!==
:''For more details, see: [[Whale Wars]]''
[[Image:Japan Australia whaling.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Japan vs Australia in countryball form.]]
Japan's favorite pastime, other than [[bukkake]], raping corpses, and working until their eyes and brain bleed from not sleeping, is viciously slaying the evil whale and/or dolphin menace. In fact the whole reason behind their space program is so they can be [[Futurama|whalers on the moon]].

[[Last Thursday]], the [[Australia|Australian]] government asked Japan to stop <s>whaling</s> [[beastiality|harvesting whales for science]] in Australian Antarctic waters, because you should only kill endangered species in your own country.

[[BAWWW|Being a teeny-tiny bit sensitive to criticism]], Japanese [[JewTube|YouTubers]] and their [[Wapanese|sympathizers]] proceeded to hurl every bizarre insult at Australia that they could think of through the medium of YouTube comments and [[TL;DW]] videos&mdash;in [[Engrish|hilariously broken English]]. It would appear that Australia only cares about animals that look cute&mdash;they are [[lolwut|kangaroo-killing hypocrites]], who want to destroy the Japanese culture like they did to the [[Aboriginals]].  This is totally OK.

How Aussies telling the Japs to GTFO of THEIR waters will stop them is unclear at this point. But much like the Chinese civilians after the last Japanese invasion of China, the Aussies are clearly [[asking for it|asking for a decapitated-neckhole rapin’]].

Most Aussies won't argue that whaling is better than the Japanese soldiers [[vore|eating]] prisoners of war.  [[Wikipedia:Japanese war crimes#Cannibalism|Read all about it!]] (Also note how long the list of war-crimes is.)

==[[Japan Crisis of 2011|Lulzy Earthquakes]]==

[[Last Thursday]] Japan was hit by a [[Hæti|huge earthquake]] of [[over 9000]] magnitude.  This, of course, is not surprising because Japan is about as prone to natural disasters (magnified by their own [[derp|stupidity]]) as [[Africa]] is to [[AIDS]]. To amplify the stupidity, they built nuclear reactors close to the shore line. Oh Japan, you so craaaaazy.

What is surprising, however, is that one of the world's richest nations has completely failed to prepare for this inevitable pwning by GodJesus and as a result, civilised countries like North Korea and Iran must lend the Japanese tree fiddy, so that they can rebuild all the animu studios and child sex factories destroyed by the disaster.  

The earthquake did however, kill thousands of Japs. This granted those Japs their sexual fantasies and their radioactive corpses served as the sex toys for the survivng Japanese. Rumor has it that some of the Japanese are still skull-fucking their bones today.

[[Image:Nuclear Simpsons.jpg|thumb|Where off switch?]]

[[Image:Japantsunami.jpg|thumb|Pwnt by a tsunami minutes after being pwnt by an earthquake and then getting pwnt by radiation]]

==[[Wapanese|Japanophiles]]==

[[Image:Cosplay.jpg|thumb|Every [[cosplay]]er ever]]
[[Image:Wtf_Japanese_butt_gun.gif|thumb|Japanese technology is being adapted to deter rapists and [[Weeaboo]]s]]

The purest form of [[faggotry]]...

[[Wapanese|Japanophiles]] are [[White|western people]] who love everything to do with Japan, even  the [[creepy]] shit, like the coin-operated panty dispensers and [[ganguro|blackfaced, screeching women]]. They are usually [[fat]] and [[Basement dweller|socially inept]] (male), or fat and [[retard|delusional about their looks]] (female) and can be identified by their ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' ([[Naruto]] [[lie|is the new coolect animu evar that will still be popular in 100 years!]]) wallscrolls, appreciation for [[J-pop]] and insistence on [[cosplay]]ing. Not to mention walking around the city with a fucking [[Pocky]] sticking out of the mouth. Many [[Wapanese|Japanophiles]] are to be found at Colleges such as Earlham and Oberlin, where they form [[anime]] clubs and dress up like [[furries|gay space elves with fox ears and capes]].

Japanophilia is not to be confused with [[pedophilia]], as there are several key differences. For example, [[ohbutyouwillpet|pedophiles]] are obsessed with making love to children whereas [[Applemilk1988|Japanophiles]] are obsessed with Anime, writing with chopsticks, [[Bittorrent|downloading gigabytes]] of [[hentai]] and annoying the fuck out of you at parties by [[TL;DR|talking at length]] about their [[Bullshit|interpretation]] of ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]''. Both, however, masturbate over [[Lolicon|pictures of schoolgirls]].

Japanophiles do not reproduce by [[Secks|conventional means]]; most die as [[virgin]]s and those that do not are usually imprisoned for [[rape]]. Instead, they use the [[internets]] to influence vulnerable teenagers to watch episodes of ''[[Animu|Trigun]]'' before leading them on to the [[Erection|harder]] (and [[Computer Science III|less comprehensible]]) [[Crap|stuff]]. Soon the [[anime]] [[meme]] has infected the poor teen's [[brain]] and he has become a mindless Japanophile too.

The Japanophile's life cycle can end three ways; either dying an elderly virgin surrounded by small plastic figurines that cost hundreds of dollars each, being raped to death in prison (oh, [[teh]] [[irony]]!) or committing [[Suicide|IRL self-pwnage]] after arriving at Japan and discovering that it's not full of enormously-breasted women who want to sleep with pasty, gaijin lardballs. The [[NOVA|last words]] of the latter Japanophiles are usually "[[Megatokyo]] lied to me..."

FUN FACT: [[irony|Converse to how Japanophiles dry hump anything to do with Japanese culture, western culture is actually popular among Japanese teenagers]]. Proof of this is displayed with how many Japs dye their hair blonde and speak English.

==Japanese Language==
[[Image:Commit Sudoku.png|thumb|400 px|<s>Seppuku</s> SUDOKU!]]
[[Moonspeak|Japanese]] is a language learned by [[loser|losers]] who claim that they're learning it because they "enjoy Japanese culture" when they're actually enjoying [[Animu|anime]]. For their years of rigorous training, Japanese language teachers get to instruct unmotivated American teenagers in the basics again and again while one half writes ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]/[[Harry Potter]]''  [[crossover]] [[fanfiction]] in class and the other watches the latest fansubbed ninja fanservice anime on their [[mac|$2,000 laptops]]. Even though a tiny percentage actually finish the course, they have no real use for it other than fansubbing [[anime]] or re-translating a ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game. [[fail|This is a worthwhile use of their time since American translators are close-minded AmeriKKKans who are unable to understand the elevated cultural value of Japanese children's cartoons]]. As strange as it sounds, the last sentence is not irony.  No, it's just stupid.
[[Image:Google_Translate_Engrish.png|thumb|341 px|[[Google]] Transrate fails, defaults to [[Engrish]]]]
In addition to speaking their [[Moonspeak|native tongue]], the Japanese also speak an interesting language called [[Engrish]], which can be seen on many billboards and products.Their writing system consists of over 9000 symbols stolen from China by [[pirates]]; a few simplified ones are used in their alphabet, and naturally took on the appearance of whaling harpoons, katanas and dildos.

In the video section, please to find a Demo of their so called... ":*(&^%$^ENGRISH^$%^&)*:" It has an accurate subtitle...

===How to get around in Japan===
[[Image:Japanese period.jpg|thumb|150px|Japanese Flag]]
Since we at ED care about your Japanese experience, we've collected some useful Japanese phrases you can use when you meet a Jap!

*''Boku wa _________'' - My name is ________.
*''Kyokon wo tabetai'' - I would like to eat some delicious cake.
*''Sono shimbun wo kaimashita'' - I am not fluent in Japanese, can we speak English?
*''Kimi no imouto wo reipu shitai'' - Please take a seat over there...
*''Anime wo mitari, manga wo yondari shitai'' - I want to do things like watch anime and read manga.
*''DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU'' - I am not a Weaboo, now will you stop looking at me like that?
*''Chin-chin wo namesaseruzo'' - Problem, officer?

==How To Troll Japs==
[[Image:orangebear.jpg|thumb|right|160px|[[Serious business|Yeah]].]]
[[File:Neko Cock.gif|thumb|Beckoning.]]

In what could be one of the most hilarious cases of Irony of all time, the most expertised in trolling the Japanese, are in fact, their own demonspawn, the [[weeaboo]]s, even if they aren't doing it intentionally. The Japanese want to present themselves to the world as civilised strict people and do this by shunning NEETs (euphemism for [[aspie]]s) and putting them in mental hospitals but once a fat wapanese dressed in a Sailor Moon costume and smells of Pocky lands shouting "BAKASUGOIKAWAIIDESUNE" everywhere and raiding used Japanese schoolgirls' panties, the masquerate of discipline is shattered and reveals Japan for the aspie-infested [[lolcow|laughing stock of the world]] that it is. This is why, if you ever meet a person who is decently mannered and seems normal, but reveals he is in fact Japanese, then binge yourself on [[4chan]], [[TV Tropes]], [[Pokemon]] and the most disgusting Hentai you can ever find on the Internet, inform everyone of the truth and in front of the Jap reenact everything in a barrage of Sugoikawaiibakadesune ala [[Chris-chan]] on steroids. With everyone knowing that this disgusting autistic shit is Japanese Culture, he will definitely be humiliated forever and possibly bullied to [[suicide|harakiri]].

Of course, using this tactic is like a Muslim strapping a suicide bomb upon himself to kill Israelis, since if your audience is too short-sighted then they may assume you, not him, as the aspie. There are less effective, but safer methods, however.

*Say anything good about Korea (both Koreas), anything at all. 
*Say that Zettai ryouiki is [[overrated]]. (Really it is)
*Tell them how Dokdo and Diaoyu are parts of Korea and China, Iturup, Kunashir, Shikotan are parts of Russia and "Takeshima" & "Senkaku" are just [[pussy]] land grabs.
*If you're a female, don't wear thigh-high socks, pantyhose, or other hosiery. Japs are sandniggers with legs and despise uncovered legs with a fiery hate. Going bare-legged to the Japanese is considered the ultimate blasphemy and worse than murder. They will kill any girl that doesn't and rape her corpse. 
*If you produce hentai, never draw any character wearing thighigh socks, pantyhose, or other hosiery. (WARNING, you might get killed.) If you're Japanese doing this will be considered the highest of highest treason in Japan. 
* Tell them that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were the happiest moments of the HUMAN race. Yes, Japanese are evil monkeys designed by [[Xenu]]
* Tell the Japanese that they are now America's economic bitch despite the fact that they are one of the most wealthy nations in the world. That's what they deserved for trying to over expand their borders during WWII and then getting pwned by Amurika! 
* Spell the Japanese capital with an 'i' instead of a 'y'. 
* Post a picture of a nuclear explosion with the caption "[[pwnd]]".
* Post a picture of Japanese internment camps with the caption "[[pwnd]]". For more lulz, praise Michelle Malkin's book of Japanese internment.
* Deliberately confuse them with [[Korea|Koreans]].
* Talk to them in Korean, and expect them to understand you completely.
* Say karaoke is Korean.
* Call them "Japs", "[[Azn]]", or [[Pokemon|Pokeymanz]].
* Show 'em this (although they might fap to it)
** {{center|{{frame|<youtube>sOFg8oWMHRM</youtube><center>'''So [[kawaii]], amirite?'''</center>}}}}
* Produce hentai without Zettai ryouiki (and all other hosiery and thighhigh legwear) AND without death, guro, and snuff. 
* Say that you learned Japanese tradition through [[anime]].
* Tell them that China can invade Japan at any time.
* Never use png image format. (Like their hentai, oversized things arouse them) 
* Post a low-res picture of Japan being ejaculated upon by multiple high-res penises.
* Mention that they come from Korea and everything in their culture is Korean.
* Tell them that they originate in Southeast Asia.
* Walk by a schoolgirl.
* Then tell them what retards they are for going all "dumbshit fantard" over some shitty Jpop singer for no other reason than that he's Japanese.
* Upload a ton of Jap-made mods for Japanese games up for free downloading. The more uploaded for download, the better. MikuMikudance is a perfect example because the MMD community treats the game and themselves as some sort of fucking secret club. Often times on the few downloads they offer they put secret passwords on them. And so they get really pissed off about MMD stuff being shared (as well as passwords and links). [[Irony|They especially get mad when R18 models and videos are made.]] And make them easy and convenient to download; that will surely enrage the Japs.  
*Tell them that you don't like snuff and guro
*Tell them that there is no such thing as a pure Japanese.
*Tell them that they came from [[Jews|the Jews]], especially since the Jews have influence in their government.
*Tell them you like [[Godzilla|Godzilla]]
*Mention the war crimes commited by their military in WWII.

==Brutally True Facts==

[[File:Meanwhile in Japan.png|thumb|One of the most popular [[sport]]s in Japan.]] 
[[File:Horyshit.jpg|thumb|Japanese man at work]]

* All Japanese citizens have [[Ass Burgers]]. 
* All Japanese citizens are on [[crack]]. This fact brought to you by ED's own Japanese editor, [[Kazuhiro]].
* All male Japanese are either [[drag queens]] or [[transexuals]] or [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|perverted old]] basement dwellers who sell hentai doujins.
* All Japanese politician's are controlled by Yakuza. Also, it is legal to be Yakuza in Japan.
* All male Japanese are omega as fuck and only get their piece of ass from sex dolls, pillows with their favorite characters printed on them, and corpses.
* All female Japanese [[Cockmongler|love great white cock]].
* Japan is known for its [[capitalist]]ic ways. In fact, a Jap will do just about anything for a few bucks, including loving you long time for $10 <s>(that's [[Vietnam]] dumbass)</s> (they'll do it too, faggot). If they refuse, threaten to nuke them. That always works.
* In [[Alternative Medicine|Japanese medicine]], all drugs and most cures are [[in the ass|suppositories]]. Anybody who takes a Japanese drug is therefore a douche.
* [[4chan]] was inspired by a Japanese imageboard
* Japanese are just like [[christians]], and they will get butthurt if they find out you're not Japanese. If so, threaten to nuke them a third time.
* All Japanese people are necrophiliacs and guro-fetishists. This expains why they obsess over some [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|magical girl getting her head eaten off]]. As they used to say during World War 2, "Dead girls and gore make a Jappy's fappy happy!"
* Japs are like sandniggers, only they want the legs covered at all times. Girls in Japan who are found going bare-legged (even when bathing and swimming) face torture, death, and having their corpse raped. Anime/manga/hentai producers (even if they're not Japanese) will suffer the same fate if they don't draw thighhigh socks (regardless of gender). Liking and drawing bare-legs, going bare-legged, not liking/not drawing stockings/thighhighs/hosiery are considered by the Japanese to be the worst crimes. In Japan, people who prefer bare-legs are hated like anti-tax people are hated in the US; worse than terrorists. Japanese despise bare legs.
* Japanese love Americans when comparing other Asians, but hate weeaboos. Yet they hate Americans for the two [[epic]] bombs that they dropped on two shitty villages that started a chain of faggotry in Japan. Basically these two-faced, double-standard bitches hate everyone.
* Japanese think their religion is [[J-pop|Ayumi Hamasaki]] cause there's truly no other way to explain [http://tokyofashion.com/ayumi-hamasaki-fan-cars-in-tokyo/ this.]
* Japanese eat shit. {{ytlink|Nl9x8412W2U|Srsly}}. [[Some argue|Some believe]] this is a result of the radioactive materials that have been released since the Japan Crisis of 2011.
* The Japanese descend from deported criminals and chicken fuckers from numerous Asian countries. [[shit_nobody_cares_about|The Ainu are the original inhabitants of the Japanese archipelago and were raped and murdered off their land into the most northern tip of Japan.]] 
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==<s>Senkaku Islands</s> Daoyu Islands==
  
Just last thursday, a big dramafest emerged between the chinks and the Japs for a set of small, useless pseudo-islands. Some stupid redneck chinks being the patriots they are, boarded the Daoyu island (also known as fishing island, pretty shitty name) and got pwned by Japan's sea tactic known as "double penetrations". The chinks were then arrested and got buttraped in Japan tentacle prison (truth reveal, the owner of the island is a Jew. Like Josef Fritzl, he put the bitches in the kitchens while trolling all other chinks outside the island).

The chinks then responded by burning Japanese cars, boycotting Japanese products, and chink-chimping. [[Wikipedia]] was no alien to that drama, [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Senkaku_Islands&action=history providing a nice dose of butthurt and lulz].

== Gallery ==

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Image:Japanese vending machine.gif|Japs are so necrophiliac they have vending machines with dead girls in them.
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File:Gaysexlol.jpg|Fuckin' Faggets
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Image:Sumo-fighters.JPG|GET IN MAH BELLY!
Image:Sliding Jap.gif|Just your average Japanese sport
Image:FA-Godzilla.jpg|Japan's most famous resident
Image:Dongs france vs usa vs japan.jpg|[[lie|Of course French guys have larger dicks than Americunts]]. [[butthurt|Too bad America STILL won the war.]] Also, [[fact|Frenchie likes German cock up the ass.]]
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Image:Whale_furry_nippon.jpg|The Japs disrespect whales in [[rape|more ways]] than one.
Image:Jap_dad-dead_baby_manta_ray.jpg|[[engrish|YOU BLING GLATE DISHONOL ON OUR FAMIRY YOU MUST BE PUNISHED]]
Image:Pantynomnom.jpg|Japan superior
Image:Fuckingjapanese.gif|Bananas? In my sanity?
image:Flamethrowersandjaps.jpg|Jewtubers speak the truth.
Image:Aishinozaki.jpg|Ai Shinozaki -- a typical Japanese girl. Apparent age: 20. Actual age (as of 2009): 17
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Image:Japs Keep Moving.jpg|The proper way to greet a Japanese family moving into your area.
Image:Chop-suey-glasses.jpg|You too can be Japanese with these glasses.
Image:nicetomeetyou.jpg|It's like saying [[hentai|hello]] in Japanese.
Image:Toastfucking.jpg|Have a piece of that bread bitch.
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Image:Hiroshima bomb.jpg|Fucking deserved it too.
Image:JapaneseUsedPantyVendingMachine.jpg|[[Sick Fuck|Japanese Used-Panty Vending Machine]]
Image:danglegirl.jpg|[[shibari|String them up!]]
Image:Rapetastik.png|[[Rape]]- in Japan, it's like saying hello!
Image:Analbukkake.jpg|Japan [[censorship|censors]] [[penis|harbl]] because it hates [[faggotry]].
Image:Japanese_watermelon.jpg|Japanese love fucking watermelons.
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Image:US according to Japan.jpg|A typical example of how Japan views foreign nations.
Image:wtf1111.gif|Little-known Fact: Little Red Riding Hood was Japanese and partial to the nutz.
Image:Japanese_pastime.jpg|One of Japan's many engaging pastimes.
Image:Japanpokemonpedofags.jpg|Japs have small penis and pedos love it!
Image:Nyotaimori.jpg|Typical Japanese dinner.
Image:Aichoaniki-2.png|Typical Japanese [[video game]] design.
Image:Undersea_cables.jpg|Japan breaks the intrawebs.
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Image:Fugakutakoika.jpg|Is it paradise?
Image:Vomit1.jpg|How the Japanese reproduce.
Image:Hellsyeah0wo.gif|[[fake|Reminds me of your mother's tits.]]
Image:Japanstache.gif|This is why people don't play the DS
Image:Nazi teardrops.JPG|Japanese [[Shimajiro|toilet training]]
Image:Japanesechristmas.jpg|Typical Japanese X-Mas Present
Image:Eggloaf.jpg|[[Milk bags|In Japan, eggs come in loaves.]] 
Image:O_rry.jpg |[[O RLY?|O RLY?]] [[Engrish|ASIAN STYLE!]]
Image:Ironchef chairman kaga eating capsicum.jpg|The Immortal Emperor of Japan.
Image:SlaptheJap.jpeg|Remember Pearl Harbor.
Image:Yay_Hiroshima1945.jpg|Somebody set us up the bomb!
Image:Yay_Nagasaki1945.jpg|OMG! Somebody set us up the bomb too!
Image:TypicalAnimeFanatic.jpg|Typical anime fan
Image:Exciting35.jpg|Best way to kill them is with [[WRY|their own technique.]]
Image:Japmarine.jpg|To scale.
Image:GigaOmorashi.jpg|Typical Japanese girls
Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How Japanese men spend their time.
Image:Sumo-911.jpg|[[Jews did WTC|Japan did WTC]]
Image:Eiffel Tower.jpg|Japan has the Eiffel Tower
Image:Boob machine.jpg
Image:Roflbot-FridayTsunami.jpg
Image:Loljapan.jpg|PANTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Image:MaiShiranuiPlasticCrap.jpg|A typical collection doll in Japan.
Image:Japan_-_Terrifying_Children.jpg
Image:Japan_-_Japanese_Women.jpg|Typical Japanese military man.
Image:Homosexuality_in_japan.jpg|Typical Japanese television program.
Image:Boob_guns.gif|A common occurrence in Japan.
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File:Jap Hairstyles.jpg
File:Hiroshima Ambient Temperature.png
Image:Melancholy_Of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_-_Rape.jpg
File:Nov 2017 Gaijin vs real Japanese.jpg|Gaijin vs. real Japanese people in Japan--Nov 2017 during Trump's visit.
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==[[World War II]] velly funny neh? [[ROFL|LOTFR]]==

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== See Also ==
[[Image:Japantrap.jpg|thumb|Typical Japanese couple.]]
[[File:Glorious nippon merchant.jpg|thumb|100px]]
* [[Ganguro]] 
* [[Animé]]
* [[Awwright]]
* [[Suicide#切腹 & 腹切 for the オタク|Hari kari]]
* [[Babyfuck]]
* [[Bukkake]]
* [[Chuoside]]
* [[Guro]]
* [[Domo-kun]]
* [[Necrophilia]]
* [[Jimbo's Japan Tour, 2007]]
* [[Shimajiro]]
* [[Big Daikon]]
* [[Kato]]
* [[Japanese Bug Fights]]
* [[Sick Fuck]]
* [[Weeaboo]]
* [[I LIEK MILK]]
* [[Whale Wars]]
* [[Fukushima2012]]
* [[Herbivore]]
* [[August 6 & 9 1945]]
* [[Vicki Sigh]]

== External Links ==

[[Image:Mana from Malice Mizer.jpg|thumb|The ideal Japanese "man", 2012]]

* [[Wikipedia:Unit_731|'''Proof''' that the Japanese were sick fucks during WWII]].
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3699516.stm Japanese women get boyfriend pillow]
* [http://wackyjapanese.pandemonium.de/page/12/ Fucked-up Japanese Stuff]
* [http://www.toxel.com/tech/2009/06/08/14-cool-vending-machines-from-japan/ Strange technologies.]
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4092345.stm Japanese men get pussy pillow]
* [http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSSP10422420070718 Japanese men turn to sex dolls]
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3q1y6_japanese-english-learning-diarrhea_fun Japanese women get diarrhea]
* [http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html Typical Japanese toys]
* [http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2007/06/more-curiosities-from-japans-porno.html Moar Japanese toys]
* [http://www.pornhost.com/7616302885/ Furries and a clown raping a crying Japanese girl while their privates are blurred out. Only in Japan...]
* [http://www.ep.tc/howtospotajap/ How to spot a Jap]
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html Get a Japanese pedo doll made...of your likeness!]
* [http://efukt.com/2292_Unwanted_Public_Facials_3.html| Jerking off on women in public. Oh, Japan, you so crazy.]
* [http://www.japantoday.com/category/arts-culture/view/why-the-japanese-are-superior-people Why the Japanese Are a Superior People]
* [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/27/japan-urged-to-ban-manga-child-abuse-images "Japan urged to ban manga child abuse images"] &ndash; will [[lolicon]] also be banned?
* [http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/03/03/kanagawa-mans-body-found-one-month-after-death-in-a-six-ton-pile-of-erotic-magazines/ Jap "crushed to death by six-ton porn collection"]
=== Videos ===

[[File:Jap Fur.jpg|thumb|Japan does [[Furfag|Furries]].]]

* {{youtube|5PHENQiJFzI|WTF milk}}
* {{youtube|yi7YU42TQn4|Typical Day For The Average Japfag}}
* {{youtube|n3Jr9YtQ0Vg|Even Popeye hates those sneaky Japs}}
* {{youtube|lSEuMumOv0M|A typical Japanese commercial}}
* {{youtube|mOrZX2858e8|Proof of Japan's great grammar = Miso Soup - with accurate subtitles...}}
* {{youtube|SZzjw2UfUEk|National Anthem of Japan sung by a nigger}}
* {{UkrED|Японія|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
* [http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8d52a769e640ab7fee93 A day with a Japanese girl.]
* [http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561 What the Americans came up with in response to weird Japanese porn]
* [http://www.redtube.com/5583 Just another day in Japan]
* http://www.sardouzami.com/goonagoon/rooze%20kir/national%20penis%20dag.htm
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