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''Hello, and welcome to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! If you're like most people, you've signed up so that you can write a [[shitty attack article]] concerning your [[girlfriend]], your school [[bully]], or even that [[Exhibit B|kid next door]]. To that end, we grant unto you the '''Shitty Attack Article Generator'''&#0153;, which will enable you to edit, and inevitably be banned, that much more quickly. Simply reload the page until you find a suitably craptacular template for your intended target, copy the text, and tweak it for your very own article. Then, enjoy your hard won rest during the 15 seconds before your masterwork is flushed and the hammer finds you.''<br />
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== {{:User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Header1}} ==
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== {{:User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Header1}} ==
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{{:User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Epithet1}} {{:User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Threat1}}. {{:User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Emote1}}.
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