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[[Image:The_Simpsonzu_by_spacecoyote.jpg|thumb|350px|This is what happens when [[Weeaboo]]s get to American cartoons.]]

Once one of the [[lulz|lulziest]] shows ever to lulz the lulz on [[television]], it's now considered an [[old meme]] and generally shitty. True [[hXc]] fans claim the quality dropped off after the ninth season or when Matt Groening stole all of the non-shitty writers to work on ''[[Futurama]]'', leaving '''''The Simpsons''''' at the mercy of Mike Scully and Fox network executives dead set on whoring the show out long past the point of being profitable and franchise becomes a walking poster child for shows that should have been euthanized.
   
''The Simpsons'' was created by Russian descendent and Communist Matt Groening for ''The Tracy Ullman Show'' back in late 1980s, after turning down a chance to animate his shitty ''Life in Hell'' when it became apparent that he would lose all rights to "[[luser|[his] life's work]]" if he took the deal. So he decided to create a new property that satirized the Midwestern middle class family: mom, dad, three kids, dog and cat stereotype we've all seen for years. Despite only being a minute long, ''The Simpsons'' was soon spun-off after ''The Tracy Ullman Show'' was canceled for sucking. ''The Simpsons'' would then go on to the FOX network which at the time was [[fail|the channel you still needed to put foil flags on your TV antenna to watch]].  

A little known [[lie|fact]], however, is that Matt Groening actually built a time machine and traveled [[at least 100 years]] into the future. There, he saw a rerun of the [[fail|smash]] animated series ''[[Family Guy]]'', which means that it's ''The Simpsons'' that stole the idea, instead of the other way around.
 
==Characters==
=== The Simpsons ===
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=== Other people ===
[[File:Jew financier jacob rothschild.png|thumb|right|200px|Mr Burns IRL]]
* [[Christfag|Ned Flanders]]: The Simpsons' Bible-thumping [[christfag]] neighbor who is completely oblivious to the fact that Homer despises him. Known for his tendency to [[Asperger's|add strange gibberish words to the end of his sentences]]. 
* [[old|Abraham Simpson]]: Homer's [[oldfag|senile]], piece of shit dad and World War II veteran.
* [[Manchild|Seymour Skinner]]: Principal of [[School|Springfield Elementary]], Vietnam [[veteran]], and basement dweller, as he still lives with his ancient mother.
* [[MILF|<s>Edna Krabappel</s>]]'''LOL DEAD''': Bart's [[MILF]] teacher. Was mostly around to serve as the [[Fact|cruel teacher stereotype]] as well as obligatory hot older woman.
* [[Milhouse|Milhouse Van Houten]]: Contrary to popular belief, [[Milhouse is not a meme]]. He is actually a completely pointless character who serves as nothing more than Bart's dorky, incompetent [[Faggot|buttbuddy]].
* [[Lemonparty|Montgomery Burns]]: Homer's 100-year-old [[Jew]] boss who exists only to drive the greedy old Kike image into our collective skulls.
* [[Closet case|Waylon Smithers]]: Mr. Burns' bitch, adopted son and gay lover who [[gay rape|molests him in his sleep]]. 
* [[Basement-dweller|Comic Book Guy]] ([[Powerword]]: [[Shit nobody cares about|Jeffrey Albertson]]): Fat fuck who runs the local comic book store. Basically just sits around being [[fat]].
* [[India|Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]: Yet another [[racist]] stereotype, this one running the local convenience store and has [[over 9,000]] children.
* [[Troll|Moe Szyslak]]: A bartender who often tries to become [[an hero]], but [[loser|always fails miserably]]. Homer and [[alcoholics|his buddies]] desperately try to keep him alive so he can continue to get them drunk off their asses everyday.
* [[Douche|Nelson Muntz]]: A bully at school that often treats Bart and Milhouse the same way as [[Chris Brown]] treats Rihanna. Infamous for his annoying ass laugh.
* [[Retard|Ralph Wiggum]]: The mentally retarded kid in Lisa's class. Quoted by other retarded second graders [[oti]].
* [[An hero|Frank Grimes]]: One time character and the only man to see Homer for what he is; a fat, stupid, lazy, destructive leech on society. He tries to expose him, but everyone for that one episode is too fucktarded to understand. [[Batshit crazy|Then he thinks he's Homer Simpson]] and accidentally kills himself.
* [[Insane Clown Posse|Krusty the Clown]]: TV clown who stars in his own show despite being a washed up, unfunny Jew.
*[[Insane|Sideshow Bob]]: Krusty's sidekick until he framed him for robbery. Bart exposed him and he now tries to kill the little bastard every chance he gets ([[trying too hard|basically every other episode]]).
* [[Too lazy|A bunch of other fucktards not worth mentioning here]].

==The Show==
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The show used to make fun of a variety of subjects, from celebrities, politics, the media and everything in between. It also showed kids as screaming, back-talking hellions or [[Lisa|emo jazz obsessed girls]], which caused parental groups and George Bush's dad to boycott the show on account of the fact that it was a bad influence on children.

The show '''isn't funny at all''', and its fanbase above the age of 13 only like it because they were brought up with it, and when these pubic hairs on society die, so will The Fucking Simpsons.

It was also notable for celebrities (as if Jon Lovitz and Tracey Ullman were famous) to voice characters on the show that poked fun at the person [[IRL|in real life]]. Currently, celebrities just show up because it's expected of them, since the show's writers have lost any skill at crafting a plotline and now queef out [[retarded|illogical]] episodes that feature celebrities walking across the screen for no fucking reason, usually not even saying anything.  The show has been [[unfunny]] for a [[at least 100|number of years]] now, due to a severe lack of [[lulz]], since ironically enough, when they made Homer Simpson into "Jerk-Ass Homer", whatever the fuck that is (a term used to describe Homer's behavior since season nine), fans stopped laughing at Homer's antics and became very uncomfortable with them, as far as Homer becoming an [[CTRL ALT Delete|unfunny sociopath/retard]] (the worst sin a writer can commit, since [[House|sociopaths are supposed to be lovable scamps that the viewers want to hug the evil out of, like ''Dexter'' or ''House'')]]. 
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==Online reviews of ''The Simpsons''==
As is common with the [[neckbeard|pseudo-intellectual manchildren]] of the online community, they enjoy spending their time [[whining|discussing]] about how much more enjoyable cartoons and other television programs used to be during their pathetic childhoods, however no show is a greater source of butthurt than ''The Simpsons''. Online reviewers with nothing better to do will regularly critique every new episode of ''The Simpsons'' that airs, despite that every review written by these uncreative broken records is the exact same thing (like every episode of ''The Simpsons'' in recent years), which consists of comparing it to an episode from the [[90s|fag era]] followed by a statement saying that it's still not complete brain damaging garbage, even though the only fucktards who still watch this crap are [[redneck|white trash]], [[nigger|young nigglets]], [[faggots]] and nostalgic [[spick]]s who just refuse to grow the fuck up, so any claims that the show is still remotely lulzy are pretty much bullshit spewed from critics bribed with [[Fox]]'s [[jewgold]]. 

Numerous young [[assburger|retards]] can often be found arguing on forums, chats and on [[Jewtube]] comments where they will immediately show their distaste with the [[nostalgiafag]]s by making [[bullshit|factual declarations]] about how the show is still "better than [[Xenu]]" and how it's the only thing in their pathetic lives that they still look forward to, ensuring that this pathetic franchise continues on for many years to come so long as young little shit-stains continue to be spawned. 

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==[http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/01/28/2009-01-28_bart_simpsons_voice_being_used_to_promot.html Bart Simpson], [[Scientologist]]==
[[File:Bartscientologist.jpg|thumb|center|450px|A bona fide, money-grabbing Scientologist.]]
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On January 28, 2009, Nancy Cartwright decided it would be a great idea to infringe copyrights and endanger her contract with Fox by calling up Los Angeles locals to promote a Scientology event by using the voice of Bart Simpson in hopes that it would draw in many young retards into her UFO cult. She used colloquialisms like "man!", "ay! carumba!" and laughing in the most retarded fashion imaginable. Like the brain damaged [[woman]] that she is, Nancy once donated her soul and personal savings to $cientology. Nancy makes nearly $17,000,000/year from talking into a mic and doesn't want Xenu to take her vocal chords. [[South Park|It happened to Isaac Hayes]]: It could happen to [[you]].
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==''The Simpsons'' and ''Playboy''==
[[Image:Margesimpson playboy.jpg|thumb|right|160px|The cover.]]
As a bold move to attract [[13 year old boys|a younger male audience]], and after three years of gut-wrenching subscriber losses, Hugh Heffner decided that it was time to [[Lie|totally shift gears]] and appeal to the lonely nerd demographic. By obvious process of elimination, the [[hookers and blow|scientists]] at the Bunny Laboratories came to the conclusion that only one [[desperate]] damsel could put them back at the top: [[lol wut|Marge Simpson]].

Designed to target a core group of 18-24 year olds, the November issue of ''Playboy'' magazine features Marge Simpson as not only the covergirl but also as the centerfold. Pity the ''Playboy'' models passed over by this blue-haired bitch who is not only one of the ugliest characters in the history of animated sitcoms, but also has a voice that makes Fran Drescher{{jew}} sound pleasant and the cup size of a middle school girl. But one question does remain: Does the [[pussy|carpet]] match the drapes? In a world where yellow skin is the norm and protruding head spikes constitute a style, it honestly wouldn't be much of a surprise if they did.

What ''Playboy'' failed to notice is that there already exists a large quantity of [[Rule 34|Simpsons porn]], courtesy of [[Drawn Sex|Drawn-Sex.com]], for all of those out there who ''(For whatever reason)'' want to see [[:File:CocklessHomer.jpg|Marge stabbing Homer in the ass with a pair of scissors]]. So don't shell out your hard-earned cash for a couple of professionally-drawn nudes of a [[I See What You Did There|yellow pussy]], there's literally thousands of porn sites with Simpsons porn far better than what ''Playboy'' could ever make. Why ''Playboy'' even continues to exist is a mystery that has baffled mankind since the dawn of the Internet. 
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==Galleries==
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Image:Partyhard Smithers.gif|A message from ''The Simpsons''. Poor faggy Smithers.
File:Simpsons Hanged.jpg|What many hope for. 
File:Homer USI.gif|How the minds of blind fanboys works.
File:Creepy Simpsons.jpeg|It once even spawned its own sect of costumed [[furfags]]...
File:Homer_and_Marge-furry.png|... which led to ''The Simpsons'' falling prey to the [[Furluminati]].
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File:Theislandofdrhibbert.jpg|More furry shit
File:Ribwich.gif|Now they're doing ads for Burger King...
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File:Goggles.gif|''[[Magic]]'' card depicting a common ''Simpsons'' [[meme]].
File:Kwik-E-Mart.JPG|Kwik-E-Mart [[IRL]]
File:Simpsons.jpg|[[Osama]]'s son comes to visit them with a concealed [[bomb]], at the biggest waste of money ever. AKA an attraction in [[Canada]].
File:Homer in the bushes.gif|If only the show could learn to disappear as well.
File:Moetendo2.jpg|The first ''Simpsons'' video game.
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File:Spider-pig.jpg|[[Nigger pig|Spider-pig]]...[[Nigger pig|Spider-pig]]...[[rape spider|does whatever a spider-pig does]].
File:THRILLHOUSE.jpg|By far, the most popular character on the show.
File:Dathomersimpson.jpg|[[Daddy|Homer]]
File:Excellent.jpg|The [[stupid|iconic]] Mr. Burns.
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File:Simpsonsnowandthen.jpg|A more detailed version
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File:IMHOMERSIMP.png|[[Suicide|Typical reaction from watching a season 20 episode]].
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File:Shemalesimpsons.jpg|Homer falls prey to Marge's [[trap]].
File:Nude marge simpson.jpg|Marge's hot body.
File:Drawnsexbart.jpg|Some weird shit of Bart [[an hero|committing suicide]]. 
File:Marge simpson gollum.jpg|This is what happens when you get ''The Lord of the Rings'' fans to draw Simpsons porn.
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File:Lisa-ass.jpg|God, look at Lisa's sexy ass.
File:Marge Simpson naked dancing.gif|Nothing better than a Marge's 3D titties swinging around.
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==See also==
[[Image:SimpsonsDentalPlan.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Example of [[old meme]].]]
*''[[Arthur]]'' - The longest running children's cartoon. 
*[[Bart Gets The Burdizzo]]
*''[[Family Guy]]'' - Ripoff.
*''[[Futurama]]'' - A better show.
*[[Lisa is a Vegan]]
*[[Old meme]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*''[[SpongeBob]]'' - Yet another cartoon that is long past it's prime. 
*[[Unfunny]]

===Memes the series has spawned===
*[[27]]
*[[Bart the General]]
*[[Dental Plan]]
*[[Drawn Sex|GET OUT BART IM PISS]]
*[[I, for one, welcome our new X overlords]]
*<s>[[Milhouse]]</s>
*[[Goggles|MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!]]
*[[Nod Flenders]]
*[[Nigger Pig|Spider Pig]]
*[[Burger|Steamed Hams]]

==External links==
* [http://www.stuff.co.nz/4786351a1860.html Viewing Simpsons porn in Australia gets you sent to jail.]
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html#article-2718803 Man goes to jail over porn of ''The Simpsons'' in Britain.] - At least England knows how to deal with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyPhCaN0MJw sick fucks.]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSexyFlanders "Stupid sexy Flanders."]

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