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{{quote|As for those who deny Islam...they shall be the [[faggot|faggots]] for the Fire of Hell.|Qur’an 2:10}}

'''[[Burn a Koran Day|Islam]]''' is the [[religion]] of [[butthurt]] [[NAZI|racially-inferior]] [[Arab]]. Islam is Arabic for "[[raep|submission to the will of God]]", which means that they have to stand towards Mecca, kneel their head into the earth and point their arse to the sky. Then they must screem "Allahu ahbar!" [[God]] can [[raep]] [[you]] in every orifice at a whim. Islam was created by the [[pedo|"prophet"]] Muhammad (may he writhe in hell) (born [[420|April 20]], [[At least 100 years ago|571]]), yet [[Jesus|another guy]] who [[Schizophrenia|heard voices in his head]]. 

These voices told [[Hitler|Mohammed]] (may he writhe in hell) that his religion was a continuation of [[Judaism]] and [[Christianity]] and that those who followed these outdated religions should be converted or [[killed]]. Since he forgot about Zoroastrianism, he apparently thought that his religion was the third and final in the monotheistic trilogy. And being the third, it is inevitably the most shitty of the three (think ''[[Fail|Spiderman 3]]'', ''[[Fail|The Matrix Revolutions]]'' or ''[[Fail|The Godfather III]]''). 

Islam is distinct from Chritianity and Judaism because it has a system of mind control known as the five pillars of Islam, which are considered obligatory for all Muslims because, let's face it, it's easier to take advantage of racially inferior niggers, gooks and arabs when they pound their head into the earth five times a day and don't eat for an entire month

The five pillars are: 

1. Recognise Allah as the only god of the moon. 

2. Recognise Muhammad (may he writhe in hell) as his last prophet. 

3. Pray five times a day by sticking your head into dirt and your arse into someone's face. 

4. Blow something up, kill a jew or christian and have 8 children while only being barely able to feed yourself. 

5. Go to Mecca and look at a black cube where pagan Arabs used to worship the moon god Hubal, son of Allat.

Islam is a totally unreasonable religion, in which people are '''stoned for independent thought''', not covering their whole bodies (women), not wearing pajamas (men), [[fap|masturbating]], eating, drinking, breathing, watching TV, sleeping, reading, etc. On the other hand, it is successful in telling [[women|women to gb2 kitchen]]. This religion has invaded many countries all of which are run by sick fuck muslim fanatics who spend all day reading the [[faggot|Queer'An]]. Islam currently oppresses approximately 1.5 billion Muslims. 

All women and children from these [[Nazi|muslim]] countries are either sold as sex slaves or sent to The UK and US to [[blowjob|blow]] people up ''(but not if we blow them up first!)''. The men can marry numerous women hence you can often stop a muslim man with an infidel woman and muslim women who attempt going out of kitchen is stoned to death for [[buttsecks|adultery]]. Muslims spend all day praying and going "Alaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" like mental fuckwanks.

However, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word - that is, if God is a giant asshat. Whether by [[suicide]] bomb or [[an heroic]] [[murder]] spree, through making [[Hal Turner|threatening phone calls]] or through biological, chemical, and/or nuclear [[terrorism]], Islam is well-situated to guide humanity to certain [[death]]. 

Sand black person Terrorists follow a [[magic]]al book called [[Mein Kampf|The Koran]], which is a slightly less [[TL;DR|lengthy]] version of the [[Holy Bible|Holly Babble]]. The only difference is that it contains a somewhat more descriptive account of the Muslims' annihilation of those infidels who dared to practice peaceful religions, somewhat more child [[rape]] (which is not rape, since it's not prohibited) primarily on the part of known [[pedophile]] Muhammad.

It should be noted that in addition to all Muslims being terrorists, most Muslim men are pedophiles who marry [[loli|eight year old girls]]. Pedophilia is common amongst sand niggers. women of the sand nigger clan can have sex or get raped at any age, because consent is always implied even if it is not necessary.

Islam is also loved by [[liberals]] everywhere because it's "exotic", and that tickles their twats.

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== Islam: The Religon of Peace and Tolerance™ ==
[[Image:Emuslims.jpg|thumb|A new [[An Hero]] generation]]
[[Image:Britslam.jpg|thumb|Wellcome to the Islamic kingdom of Britain.]]
[[Image:Islamist_demonstration.jpg|thumb| A peace-loving Islamic display of tolerance]]

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Like old school [[Fascism]], Koranic Islam is all about oppression, repression, [[genocide]], [[BDSM|S&M]], [[misogyny]] and the mass [[Jihad|slaughter of heathens]] (called "'''infidels'''"). However, modern Islam has moved past these [[hate]]ful traditions. It now [[lie|preaches tolerance, love and turning the other cheek]]. It [[lie|disapproves of lashing out]] at so-called "infidels", not even when it comes to the [[Israeli]] occupation of [[Palestine]].

=== Varieties of Islam ===
Early on, Islam suffered a schism in much the same way that Christianity and [[4chan]] did; Islam is now divided into [[4chan|Sun]]-[[Catholics|nis]], who believe something [[stupid]], and [[Not4chan|Shi]]-[[Protestant|ites]] (pronounced "Shits"), who believe something that's stupid in a slightly different way and who mostly live in [[Iran]].  This all dates back to an [[edit war]] on Wikipedia sometime in the 7th century, regarding whether [[Ali]] was notable enough to include in the article. Acording to sunni islamists, shi`i aren't thru muslims, as they are controled by jews. The third kind is Sufism, which takes the pseudo-profundity of [[Buddhism]], the [[Obsessive-compulsive disorder|obsessive compulsive disorders]] and [[unwarranted self importance]] of Islam to add yet more items to the long-list of things that annoy Muslims.

In short: the major difference between Islam and any other [[lies|religion]] is that they follow a different [[insane]] [[drug]]-inspired [[religion|fairy tale]] than all the others, and Islam is the one true religion - just like all the rest.

=== Golden Age of Islam ===
Even in the Middle East, history has nearly forgotten that Islam once had a Golden Age when they were millennia ahead of the batshit crazy God-fearing fucktards of Europe, until a necromancer named Wahhabi cast an evil spell on them that sent all their mojo out of Ottomanland forever.  They didn't just drink wine, they bred some of the finest ''kif'' (that's [[pot]], you moron) and used opium and atropine to get people so thoroughly fucked up they'd allow mad medieval scientists to do cataract surgery on them.  They invented missiles, torpedos, and manned rockets, ultimately culminating in the flying carpet, which was just the shit until the Wahhabis stole them all and flew them into buildings to put those druggie Sufi unbelievers back in their place.

Muslim world had greatly contributet to humanity. Muslims had invented islamic banking, where 2% of profit goes to terrorists, large oil reserves, sex with goats and Al-cohol destilation.

=== Muslims ===
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Muslims are a funny type of people similar to [[Star Wars|Jawas]], except that unlike the [[Buddhist|enlightened]] Jawas they live according to a ridiculous, regressive religious tradition. Although many of them feel it gives their [[Goth|meaningless lives]] some purpose, all it clearly does is prove how [[Retarded|intellectually disabled]] they are. 

[[Some argue|It has been postulated]] that people convert to Islam because they are totally incapable of running their own lives and miss the good old days in the [[hugbox]] with [[mom]]my and [[dad]]dy running their shit with an iron fist and a lot of rules. The majority of Muslims believe the [[Victim complex|world is against them]] and feel that their way of living is the only way. In their free time they like [[fap]]ping to the Koran, making bombs, [[Intimate partner violence|beating their wives]], shooting shit with ridiculously [[Old|out of date]] [[guns]] and killing as many infidels as possible.  

Since Muslims [[boring|cannot eat pork, have sex, drink, do drugs, freely express themselves, or have any fun whatsoever]], they are left alone to think of plans to bring vengeance upon the [[Awesome|infidels]]. In fact, Muslims invented fencing (the [[buttsecks|art of poking people with long, stiff sticks]]) as a way to release sexual energy, because the women are practically ghosts, in many ways, with a large exception of being able to be physically [[pwn|pwned]].

Many Muslims [http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200705/gay-saudi-arabia/ enjoy copious amounts of buttsex] during their upbringing before being introduced to to the fact that [[gays]] are right on par with [[Jews]] and [[Muhammad Cartoons|cartoonists]].

Arabs tops at social skills, so be beware, muslims can ask you to donate to orphans, but then send money to terrorist families.

Muslims must pray an excessive amount of the time to Allah because he's such a huge [[attention whore]]: “I have created not the jinn and men except that they should worship Me" (somewhere in the Qur'an - Chapter 51, verse 56 to be exact]. In other words, Allah was an attention whore BEFORE attention was invented.) He then created the Universe and us so that we could talk to him 27 times day and tell him he's alright. It's basically like having your mom calling you on your cellphone every hour of the day. They often use their religion's prayer time as a way of getting [[unwarranted self-importance|special treatment]], the likes of which followers of other religions (religions which don't fly planes in to buildings) would never get. 

They get to wear their retarded ceremonial knives at school, which doesn't seem dangerous until you realize that they haven't jerked off EVAR, so they're basically mad as fuck, constantly. An other example of this would be Muslim students expecting their courses at [[university]] to be moved to another day during Muslim holidays, all so they can recite religious gibberish in their chattering [[monkey]] accents for a daft amount of time, as:

=== Moon god ===
The star and crescent appear in combination in finds from in and around ancient Israel. It has been associated with the Moabites (14th or early 13th – 6th century BC), as the symbol or symbols appear on what are thought to be Moabite name seals. Crescents appearing together with a star or stars are a common feature of Sumerian iconography, the crescent usually being associated with '''the moon god Sin''' and the star (often identified as Venus) with Ishtar.  "The crescent of Sin (the moon god) and the star of Ishtar (Lucifer)". Some scholars maintain that later use of the symbol arose from Babylonian mythology in which the juxtaposition of Sin (moon god, father of time) was a metaphor for the cosmic powers given to the Babylonian king to rule.

==Dating in islam==

Immigrant mooslims to europe have a longstanding religious dogma about dating white women. It is called "take youre turn," when translated from monkey. It is a process where a muslim meets a white jailbait or hottie, dates her, gets her alone and rapes her with his monkey buddies. All for the lulz and jihad ofcourse.

==== Nicknames ====
Muslims are also known as ''Muz'', ''Muzzies'', ''Muztards'', ''Medievals'', ''Haji's'', ''Goat fuckers'', ''Durkas'', ''Camel jockeys'', ''Dune coons'', ''Foaming Rags'', ''Muzlamic freakazoids'', and last but not least, ''Koranimals''. Muslim women (''the undead'') who wear the traditional black bin bags head-to-toe are sometimes called ''MBOs'' (moving black objects).

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[[Image:PiggyAkbar.jpg‎|thumb|Researchers have isolated several chromosome fragments from a hair of the Holy Beard of Muhammad. They then inserted these genes into pigs, and have been measuring the resulting changes in facial features.  They hope this will produce the first evidence-based graphical representation of Muhammad [[evar]]. Little did they know they they didn't actually have to do anything in the first place.]]

== Islamic Beliefs ==

{{quote|Fight those who do not believe in Allah nor follow the religion of truth, until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of our superiority and they are in a state of subjugation.|
Qur'an, Sura 9:29}}

===Muhammad===

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M = 13 x 9 = 117

U = 21 x 9 = 189

H = 8 x 9 = 72

A = 1 x 9 = 9

M = 13 x 9 = 117

M = 13 x 9 = 117

A = 1 x 9 = 9

D = 4 x 9 = 36

_______________+

TOTAL = 666

Muhammad = 666

MuhamMAD (may he writhe in hell) was part [[Jesus]], part Genghis Khan and part [[Pat Robertson|moralfag]]. He was often credited for uniting the Middle East through the [[cancer|spread of Islam]] but it was mainly because of his policy of conversion or death to those he conquered. 

Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) started his life as a [[7-11|merchant]] and taxi driver, but soon figured out that selling people bullshit was a lot more profitable than selling dates and slurpees. He wrote some [[Schizophrenic|schizoid]] [[poetry]] about his conversations with God in his [[LJ]] and added tons of [[Friends]] looking for [[Bureaucratic fuck|stupid arbitrary rules to run each and every aspect of their lives]]. 

Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) was a pedophile, pirate, rapist, and slaver. Modern day psychology would regard him as a textbook [[psychopath]]. Fortunately for the Muslim, Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) is held up in Islam teaching as a "positive" example of what a Muslim man should aim to emulate. Hence, the 1200 year world-wide rape-and-murder-fest.

After turning his LJ into a magic book, titled "The Queer'An", Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) was able to convince a bunch of other [[retards]] that he was God's prophet. Then he did what any other man would do when he gets that kind of power: [[George W. Bush|acquire a lot of worthless sand and kill lots and lots of people]]. This toilet paper that Islamfags read from is also full of continuity issues, the worst saying the universe was created by [[Admin|Allah]] in 6 days, and then in a later text, 8 days. (no, really)

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKdYTzMqWo This video is [[typical]]]

===Muhammad for dummies===

1. Go to a cave and [[lie|pretend]] you saw an angel

2. Make up a [[batshit|crazy]] religion where you are considered [[cats|perfect]] and [[aspergers|beyond criticism]] 

3. [[ALL_CAPS|Tell everyone]] you are the last and most [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|important]] [[MSN|messenger]], so no one can [[DRM|copy you]]

4. Tell them you are allowed [[Over_9000|several]] [[loli|(underage)]] [[bitches|wives]] and get them to conquer you more people

5. [[????|????]]

6. PROPHET

=== [[How_Do_I_Shot_Web?|HOW DO I DREW PROPHET MUHAMMAD?]] ===

[[Image:Muhammad image.jpeg|thumb|This is a picture of the prophet Muhammad.]]
[[Image:Superbestfriends.gif|right|thumb|Muhammad, right side of Jesus]]
The Koran states that no [[pictures]] are ever to be made, drawn or otherwise published of Muhammad's likeness. The reason generally given is that Muhammad made this demand because he didn't want to be idolized like [[Jesus]] was - stuck on a cross. This turns out to be a mistranslation. What Muhammad wanted was for no [[MS Paint|drawings]] of his likeness to exist so that they couldn't be put on wanted posters. 

If Muhammad's caliphate enemies didn't know what he looked like, they couldn't hunt him down and pin ''his'' brown ass to a cross. Since Muhammad is now long-since [[dead]] and gone, it's a clear sign of how [[Retarded|enlightened]] Muslims are by not dropping a simple, selfish act of self-preservation by their brave leader that obviously had jack shit to do with the "Word of Allah".

In this sense, Muhammad was some sort of religious [[Anonymous|Anonymous]] and a moral terrorist, since 99% Muslims are called Muhammad or Mohammed or anything that sounds similar.

[[Image:Wanted_Poster_for_Mohammad_(Small).jpg|right|thumb|Police are closing in on the paedophile-in-chief.]]
'''Q:How Do I drew Prophet Muhammad? A:LIKE THIS!'''

=== Do and don't ===
There are some forbiden things, called haraam: pork, al-cohol, nutmeg, personal hygiene or having education. Islam have secret art taqiyya, which they use to infiltrate into leftist-liberal self hate white enviroment. Generaly it means lies, deceit, victim game or menace, all used to further the islam. However islam ain't that bad religion, rich muslims can have up to 4 wives, and all wives must follow man, not the other why around as in west. Muslim can beat his wife if in bad mood, just not harm the face. Woman having a headache when you want it is alsou counted as haraam in islam. And best of all, mj is allowed. However violent verses of unholy Qoran can make you flood all threads with some bulshit.

==Muslims: The Ultimate Moralfags==

A great Muslim tradition in Western countries is to complain about how everything offends their religion; and despite the fact that Western civilisation operates on democracy, [[Admins|those in charge]] will do everything and anything to appease them; lest they ALLAH ACKBAR an entire district.

Some of the many, many Muslim complaints are listed below;

- Sensible clothing. Yes, Muslims have no qualms about coming to non-Muslim countries, but God help you if you're a woman who doesn't want to wear a beekeeping outfit to the beach. Nothing makes a sand monkey [[rage]] like the fact that something besides their shitty culture exists.

- The [[Lulz|Holocaust]]. Despite the fact that diaperheads everywhere consider DER JUDE to be some kind of hybrid between Satan, Captain Hook and Scrooge McDuck (the latter title is accurate); they for reasons which differ from Muslim to Muslim (fabrication is like that) find the Holocaust offensive. It has been [[V&]] from being taught in the UK, and although the English pussies are pansy enough to get scared by 3 letters from a [[Whore|concerned mother]] it will not be long until the other dominoes fall.

- Treating Women like People. As far as the camelfuckers are concerned, scrotums and humanity go hand in hand. Muslims dictate that all women should go about the place clad in a duvet cover, although given the physical appearance of Middle Eastern women this can be justified.

- Americans et al. Muslims, likely irritated that their entire country resembles an overused kitty litter pan, detest whitey for reasons which basically translate to "having money, rational thinking and religious tolerance".

- Religion, excluding theirs. Muslims come to multicultural countries and complain about the dominant religion, despite the fact that if someone from that country did that in a Muslim country they would be put to death. This basically involves saying Christmas is offensive; but like all other Muslim complaints the reason for this is to the tune of "ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH DON'T PISS ME OFF OR MY HUSBAND WILL BLOW YOU UP!" 

=== Jihad ===

[[Image:Myths-jihad.jpg|thumb|Another little inbred piece of shit.]]
[[Image:American Muslim.jpg|thumb|right|An American Muslim]]
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Jihad means holy war[http://abna.ir/data.asp?lang=3&id=223184]. Any moslem who tells you otherwise is lying. Islamic leaders are known to "put a jihad" on [[Jews|anybody]] for [[Butthurt|any reason]] in [[Israel|any location]] at any time. A single butthurt Mullah may control his temper enough to only declare a [[assassination|fatwa]]. In a 1991 case in [[Japan]], a man was [[permabanned IRL]] for translating Salaman Rushdie's "''The [[Satanic]] Verses''" into [[Japanese]], along with numerous others involved in the book's publication and distribution (see [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Verses_controversy#1991 TOW] for more).

Muslims are required by their [[religion]] to use Jihad as an excuse to be an [[IRL troll]]. They are known to generate serious [[drama]] and get worldwide [[old media]] [[attention]] by blowing themselves up next to [[Jews]].  

How to Jihad as recorded in the Koran:

# Pray to Allah and [[Domestic violence|smack the wife around]] one last time.
# Strap bomb to self.
# Stand around Jews and/or infidels.
# ????
# [[Virgin|VIRGINS]]!!! leaving behind the tented [[bitch|biatch]] you slapped in step 1, who can never remarry and is supposed to get the [[lulz|lulz]] about what you did.

After dying, Muslims celebrate with 72 [[virgins]] in paradise. If all are female and or not gay/animals is a matter of debate.  They are surrounded by prepubescent boys "like scattered pearls" and get to smoke all the [[Weed|shisha]] they like, drink [[beer]], eat [[OM NOM NOM|falafel]], couscous and other inedible foods and hang out with tons of dark-eyed [[bitches|houri]] in burkas (see burka porn in gallery) beyond the gates of [[Hell|Heaven]]. White men on the other hand have dicks shoved into their mouths and are fucked repetitively with spike poles.

According to CSPI, over the 1400 years jihadists in the name of MuhamMAD (may he writhe in hell) had killed ~ 270 millions infidels. This is 193 000 dead kuffar in a year. Adolf Hitler hearing these numbers went into deep depression and finaly commited suicide. <strike>not enough jews.</strike>

=== What they look like ===
PLEASE NOTE: Although Middle Eastern women are rarely distinguishable from men, they have been catalogued seperately.

Men- Muslim men can easily be spotted even in the most civilised society: they sport stylish dishrags wrapped around their cavernously empty heads, wear sandals even in the winter and walk around in pyjamas. Being Sand Niggers, they are unfailingly lazy and do not contribute positively to society, but instead of being black person they're the colour of a burrito poo. Physically, ragheads have aquiline noses and prodigious amounts of hair growing in every part of their body and indeed out of every major [[Goatse|orifice]]. Their monobrows are startlingly reminiscent of two catterpillar moths trying to eat each other. Young silicon dioxide negroes' only concession to being modern is that they get very drunk and fuck white women.

Women- Muslim ladies are forced to wear ridiculous beekeeper outfits that make them look like ninjas in public because heterosexual males cannot stand the sight of them. These [[Michael Jackson|ghost]] costumes do, however, aid in distinguishing the gender of the wearer, and are thusly entirely necessary in Muslim countries. When they aren't wearing bedspreads, these luscious ladies resemble little more than female wookies. It is not uncommon for husband and wife to share the same facial razor. Terrorists have used the burkha to perform acts of terror on an unsuspecting public. So far, only [[France|2]] [[Finland|countries]] have the balls to ban the burkha in public places.

***IMPORTANT***
Please be advised that ALL sand nigger women have sand in their pussies, hence the reason muslim men are America hating suicide bombers.

=== Joining islam ===
[[File:NormalMuslim.jpg|thumb|A Muslim girl on a normal day.]]
Now you may wonder, why do people join Islam?  There are many good reasons.  For instance:
* They promised you a Paradise ten virgin starter package.
* You can go to <span style="font-variation:small-caps;">Kewl Schewl</span> and learn how to make <span style="font-variation:small-caps;">Big Bomz</span> out of fireworks and propane and urea fertilizer.
* Isn't Osama bin Laden so handsome?  Don't you just ''dream'' you could be out with him in the tent one night, share a sleeping bag, how you say, let your privates lice play with one another like two camels chained to the same pole all night long.
* The kidnapper with the knife who just cut the throat of the guy along side you.
* You can piss off your Mom from your very own al-Qaida radio station in Pakistan.


To become a muslim, honest recitation of '''Shahadak''' in arabic is required. Infidels wishing to convert to islam do so by a public recitation of creed: "There is no moon god but Allah, and Muhammad (may he writhe in hell) is his sexy bich", in arabic: "Allalulah alulallulalla lallah alalah ula ulallalah." Then one can go to blow something up, enter the paradise and get his 72 virgins, if muallaf - convert is male. This is to do for everyone, as all non-muslims after death is eaten by Shaytan and defecaten as bio fertilizer.


''But the hands down winner is...''

==LOLJIHADU==
[[Image:Jihadfordummies.jpg|thumb|left|also by Muhammad]]
[[Image:Religionofpeace.jpg|thumb|A religion of peace and tolerance]]

Muslims are required by their religion to [[IRL Troll]] with what they call [[Jihad]]. They are known to generate serious [[lulz]] and get worldwide media attention by blowing themselves up next to [[Jews]].  

How to Jihad as recorded in the Koran:

#Pray to Allah and smack the wife around one last time.
#Strap bomb to self.
#Stand around Jews and/or infidels.
#?????
#Lulz and [[profit]].

After dying, Muslims celebrate with 72 [[virgin]]s in paradise.  They get to smoke all the [[weed|shisha]] they like, drink [[beer]], eat Falafel, couscous, and other inedible foods, and hang out with tons of hot bitches in burkas beyond the gates of Heaven.

=== Islam [[heart|♥]] Rape ===
The Koran clearly states that every [[woman]] is [[asking for it]]. According to known-rapist Muhammad, a woman can be justifiably raped for numerous reasons, including, but not limited to:

* Looking at a man she isn't married/related to.
* Talking to a man she isn't married/related to.
* Having sex with a man she isn't married/[[Incest|related to]].
** ''NOTE: Justification for [[rape]] <u>and</u> [[murder]], in [[Necrophilia|either order]].''

* Having [[Lesbian|sex with]] another woman, even if commanded to by her husband under threat of rape.
* Learning
* Teaching
* Reading
* Writing
* Thinking
* Breathing
* [http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/203226.php Watching or appearing on Oprah]
* Watching the Simpsons
* Attending an institution of higher-learning (rape/murder).
* Not staying [[in the kitchen]] making hummus and falafel.
* Not bearing a child, in spite of the frequent rape.
* Showing [[MOAR|more]] than 10 cm<sup>2</sup> of skin.

The Middle East is currently competing with [[Africa]] to become the rape capital of the world. Therefore, it is the best place for a anyone seeking [[man points]] to go and get some. In Saudi Arabia, the rapist is the [[victim]] and the rapee is the actual offender - never in the history of [[man]]kind has [[Asking for it|"she was asking for it"]] been so masterfully implemented and codified. 

The woman will get not only jail time but also 90 lashes (the video of which you can request a copy of for further [[fap]]ping). And if she tells anyone, especially the [[media]], she automatically gets 110 more lashes. The worst [[you]] might get is five years in a Saudi [[prison]] getting [[sand]] pounded forcefully into your [[asshole]] by [[Bubba|Bubba-Al-Hakeem]]. Such is [[RL|life]].

In fact, it may be argued this is an ultra-protectionist policy to keep the 1% percent non-hirsute chicks to themselves. Compare to a friend of yours who meets a girl but he doesn't introduce her to you in case "you wanna stole her from him".

====Another ordinary day at the raping====
[[Image:Threerape.jpg|thumb|Ajmal, Imtiaz and Tayyab - where dem white infidel wimmin at?]]

{{squote|Three men who raped a 16-year-old girl as the attack was photographed on a mobile phone have been sent to a young offenders institute. Ajmal Afridi, 19, of Boundary Street, Imtiaz Syed, 20, of Ellesmere Street, and Tayyab Hussain, 19, of Henry Street, all Rochdale, admitted rape. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8488624.stm] }}

Islam definitely has moral superiority over the [[you|evil secular world]]. You'd think that if Islam was so much better than everything else - the [[insane|perfect moral code]] - then [[cunt|scumbags]] like these three animals wouldn't even exist. Unless ... something about their [[lie|religion]] makes them think of [[women]] as being in some way [[pwn|inferior]] and [[rape|fair game]] if they are unveiled?

====And another====


{{squote|For a while [[Saudi Arabia|Tarik]] was all rides in his smart car, gifts and drinks, cigarettes and drugs, which he encouraged her to try because, he reassured her, she was old enough, whatever her parents said. Then, overnight, he changed. [[pakistan|Tarik]] was the gang's ringleader and one night dragged Emma into a seedy yard where he raped her. Once he had asserted his "full control" over her by this violation, she was so confused by what had happened and terrified by his threats that she let him sell her on for sex with his [[moralfag|middle-aged male clients]]. She got in one little rape and her mom got scared, she said: "you're movin' to your aunty's and uncle's in bel-air.}}

====And Yet Another...====

[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332746/Asian-gang-raped-girls-young-12-picking-streets-sex.html] Once again, Muslim moral supremacy prevails as eight Muslim men, with more Mohammeds in their names than you thought possible, abduct and gang rape young White girls (the youngest being [[loli|12]]), apparently trying to re-enact such popular Western pornography as BangBus but without the annoying bother of [[Asking For It|"consent"]].

====Praise Allah for all this fresh Crusader pussy====

[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/they-like-us-naive-how-teenage-girls-are-groomed-for-a-life-of-prostitution-by-uk-gangs-1880959.html| Alcohol is OK for white whores]

[http://majorityrights.com/index.php/weblog/comments/asian_grooming_of_teenage_english_girls_slips_into_the_news/|"Islamic" grooming of teenage English girls for fun and profit]

===Stereotyping===

Muslims are widely believed to be violent insane wife-beating intolerant fuckwad child-raping murderers. [[Nazis|Those who disapprove of stereotyping argue]] that the [[media]] doesn't do enough to document all the [[nothing|good things]] that Muslims do in the world. But those people are dead wrong. In [[fact]], the media has ''never'' reported ''anything'' of that sort and probably never will because there is nothing to report.

[[File:Islam - Fuck Yeah.jpg|thumb|Islam, Fuck Yeah.]]

Muslims also get a bad rep because they are currently at [[war]] with at least a dozen countries in the world including the [[USA]] and their [[Canada|all]][[Poland|ies]]. For people living in these countries, it is [[common knowledge]] that all Muslims are evil terrorists, that they believe in a false deity and that they deserve to have their [[oil]] stolen from them for [[Global warming|environmental destruction]] and profit.

[[Science]] has proven, however, that if Muslims honestly want to dispel their bad rep they will have to switch to a more tolerant religion. It could actually be '''any''' religion, so long as it doesn't actively encourage practitioners to forcefully and violently convert people to their religion against their will. But this is unlike to happen. If they tried, we would say "hey it was just 4 teh lulz" in order to secure our arguments for war, oil and rape.

====Not intolerant of Christianity shock====

[[Cracker|Crusaders]] have been putting about the [[truth|blasphemous rumour]] that the [[arab|followers of the Prophet]] want to kill all [[Jesus|Christians]]. A classic example - ten eye doctors were recently killed in [[Afghanistan]] and the [[Faux|Western Satanic Press]] claimed that the Taliban, [[urine|Peace]] All Over Them, had executed them for being [[Ann Coulter|Christian missionaries]]. This of course is [[fact|untrue]]. The doctors were killed for practicing medicine incompatible with 7th century [[Saudi Arabia]]. It's Allah in a [[murder|day's work]] for the Taliban! [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10903737]

==Allah™==

[[Malaysia]]n Muslims have brought a legal case in the Court of Allah™ under the Law of Allah™ to make the trade-name “Allah™” copyright of the Only True Religion of Allah™, Insha' Allah™ [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8447450.stm].  Muslim [[Internet Law]]yers have sent [[Cease and Desist]] notices wrapped around [[kill it with fire|firebombs]] to various [[Christian]] churches in [[australia|Kuala Lumpur]]. Allah™-lujah!

== Islam: How To Deal With It==
=== Exhibit A: The Monolith ===
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[[Image:Nukeit.jpg|center|300px|Nothing of value will have been lost.]]
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== Islamic Culture ==
<center><youtube>jaYX4-wvFQw</youtube></center> <center>'''This vid explains why it sucks to live in a Muslim country'''</center>

=== Muslim Dating Services ===

Most i-slam dating sites show "people" in burkas under the woman section, therefore it's impossible to confirm [[Trap|their true gender]] before marriage. However there are some exceptions, like these [[liberal]] girls gone wild!

You need at least a 1'''6,66''' dollars muslima membership to be able to contact Gongo [http://www.muslima.com http://www.muslima.com]

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Image:Muslimmortalkombat.jpg|Didn't you know that [[Scorpion]] and [[Mortal_Kombat|Sub-Zero]] are Muslims?
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==Islam In Modern Society==
===Baba Ali===
Particular attention deserves a popular muslim comedian on youtube, whose shows spin around Islam. He's an idol of most muslims on youtube, so by trolling him you can [[lulz|cause a lot of butthurt]] from his fans. Also, he stole this nickname from Ali Baba, a popular character in arabic literature, even though he swapped words he's still a faggot who couldn't devise an original nickname for himself. In videos he's joking about Islam, he can accidentally yell at cam, pull faces, in other words being a typical youtube comedian, also has a lulzy arabic accent.
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=== List of Famous Muslims ===
[[Image:Habeebislam.jpg|thumb|right|Islam: [[HABEEB IT]]; also, [[incest]].]]

*'''[[Politicians]]'''
** [[Barack Hussein Obama]]
** [[Malcolm X]]
** [[Osama bin Laden]]
** [[Saddam Hussein]]
* '''[[Musicians]]'''
** [[Rapper|Bizarre]], who enjoys [[Nihilism|''eatin' hot dogs, readin' the Holy Koran, while he's on the John'']].
** Cat Stevens
** {{myspace|vh1flav|Flavor Flav}}
** [[ODB]]
** [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7918383.stm Snoop Dogg]
** Philip Glass
* '''[[Actors]]'''
** <s>[[Borat]]</s> Jews don't belong in Muslim lists (except the to-bomb list, [[AMIRITE]]??)
** [[Dave Chappelle]]
** [[Happy Negro]]
** [[Mr T]]
* '''[[Athletes]]'''
** [[Wrestler|Iron Sheik]]
** [[Basketball|Lew Alcindor]] (AKA Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, AKA كريم عبد الجبار) 
** [[Mike Tyson]]
* '''[[Random]] [[Douchebag]]s'''
** Jew ([[Wikipedia:Sabbatai_Zevi#Disillusion|just couldn't decide]])
** [[User:Samsara|Samsara]]
** [[Victim|Murat Kurnaz]]
*'''[[Fiction]]al characters'''
** [[Disney|Aladdin]]
** [[Muhammad]]
** [[Farfour|Farfour Mouse]]
** [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.75351 Ganondorf] (from [[The Legend of Zelda]]'')
*'''[[God|Holies]]'''
** [[Akinator]]

== Islamic Media ==
===Manga Islam===
One of favorite pastime of a muslim painter is to draw muslims characters in manga-style. One of this example is '''fullwhitemoon''' who draws [[kawaii]] characters, including kawaii muslima teacher (who needs a hard infidel cock to be inserted in her [[vagoo|vagina]]) who gives lessons to [[you|infidels]] in [[retard|understandable manner]]. Though being a lazy fucktard managed to produce only 4 parts so far.

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=== Gallery ===
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Image:Somalipirates3.jpg|Somali pirates performing the work of Allah.
Image:Muhammad.jpeg|Typical Muhammad tribute.
Image:Islamic_pedo_bear.jpg|If Muhammad can have a 9 year-old wife, why can't I?
Image:pigglymo.jpg|Muhammad.
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Image:Mohammedbacon.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed02.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed03.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed04.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed05.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed06.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed07.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed08.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed09.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed10.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed11.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammaddoggie.gif|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed-2007.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Mopbuh.gif|Muhammad.
Image:Gaymuhammad.jpg|Muhammad and [[Homosexual|"friend"]].
Image:Faghammad.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:pubdoodlemohammed.jpg|Muhammad with his 6-year-old wife who looks unwilling to me.
Image:SIAD_Muhammed.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Wienerandballsman.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Prophet muhammad.jpg|Muhammad.
Image:Pedobearmynameismohammed.jpg|Muhammad Bear.
Image:Mojihad.gif|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammed12.jpg|And Muhammad.
Image:Mohammednorway.gif|Muhammad.
Image:Muhammad-does-Jesus.jpg|[[Buttsecks|Mansecks]] Muhammad.
Image:Pbuh.jpg|[[Guro]] Muhammad.
Image:JQUprofilekoddddsigcopy.jpg|[[Gamer]] Muhammad.
Image:Baddodmuhammad.jpg|Bad dog!
Image:Bitches-Exploitable1.jpg|[[Bitches don't know]] Muhammad
Image:Sceptre piggy.jpg|Muhammad bears a striking resemblance to [[Sceptre]]
Image:Islam sucks, by VoodooMagik.jpg|Moar Muhammad.
Image:Islamgoatpron.jpg|Muhammed in Heaven.
Image:Muhammad_father_of_terrorism.jpg| Muhammad: The father of [[terrorism]]
Image:Bushfuckingmohammed.gif|Muhammad [[heart|<3]] [[W|Bush]]
Image:Mohammed.raped.by.a.dog.jpg|Muhammad [[heart|<3]] [[Animals]]
Image:Mohammed.giving.Jesus.A.Blowjob.jpg|Muhammad [[heart|<3]] [[Jesus]]
Image:Mohammedhavingbuttsex.jpg
Image:Mohammed.buttfucked.gif
Image:Eq2_mohammed.jpg|Muhammad in ''[[EverQuest II]]''.
Image:Feklhr.jpg|The true reason Muslim women wear burkas
Image:True_Likeness_of_Mohammed.gif
Image:Mohammed-and-pig-HAHAHAHA.jpg|One of Mohammad's lesser known wives, Wilbur
Image:Mohammed pig.jpg
Image:Arabs dont know hoe to shit.jpg
Image:Jesus-does-Muhammad.jpg
Image:Muslim World Domination.jpg
Image:Koran.gif|The Koran has many uses
Image:Lolslam.jpg|Some typical Islamists
Image:Burkinis.jpg|Typical Arab swimsuit models
Image:Hijab.jpg|[[Hipocrite|It's ok unless your hair is covered]]
Image:Burkafuck.jpg|[[Jewish]](?) [[feminist]] [[IRL trolls]]
Image:Furkaburka6.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:Furkaburka5.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:Furkaburka4.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:BurkaFurka.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:Furkaburka3.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:Furkaburka2.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:Muslim tits.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA PORN]]
Image:Burkasex.jpg|[[SFW Porn|BURKA SEX]]
Image:Furkaburka1.jpg|[[SFW Porn|HIJAB PORN]]
Image:Furkaburka7.jpg|[[SFW Porn|HIJAB PORN]]
Image:Headscarf porn hands on boobs.jpg|[[SFW Porn|HIJAB PORN]]
Image:Freedom-go-to-hell.jpg|A typical Muslim
Image:Jihadcat.jpg|A typical Muslim [[cat]]
Image:FuckYouInfidel.jpg|Worship Muhammad [[motherfucker]]!
Image:Marriedtochildren.jpg|[[Parody]] of an [[old]] [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092400/ TV show]
Image:Muhammad Pedo.gif|Muhammad's [[shlong]] points only towards [[kids]]
Image:BritishMuslims-ps.jpg| [[Irony]]
Image:No_hate_for_allah.jpg
Image:Islamwomanchild.jpg|[[Unfunny|Getting stoned]] is a popular recreational activity among Muslims, especially with [[Rape|cer]][[Victims|tain]] [[Little girl|demographics]]
Image:MullahJustice-X.gif|This is why ragheads are evil
Image:Allah-saurus.jpg|Fuck [[Raptor Jesus]]
Image:Tot.jpg|Jihad [[cosplay]]
Image:Burka_dalek.jpg
Image:Real Suicide Girl.jpg| [[IRL]] [[Suicide Girl]]
Image:Islamica.jpg|Islam ♥ Rock
Image:Muslim_World_Domination.jpg‎
Image:BlessHitler.jpg|[[Hitler|Sieg heil!]]
Image:Peacerain.jpg
Image:Muslimchick.png|A Muslim [[Chick tract]]
Image:Muhammadstuffedpig.jpg|What Muslim kids want for [[Christmas|Ramadan]].
Image:Obamohammed.jpg|A [[winnar]] is Muhammad
Image:Butthurtmuslim.gif|A [[butthurt]] Muslim
Image:Bukva_Ch.jpg|Muslims love animals.
Image:Islam.jpg|Mohammed starts a new religion.
Image:Still laughing.gif|You can't stop cartoons
Image:Pig head.jpg|All muslims <s>secretly</s> fap to this.
Image:Somalipirates2.jpg|The Somali pirates are Muslims. [[I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds|They are on your boat spreading your word of peace.]]
Image:praiseallah.gif
Image:Alien-jihad.jpg
Image:Hamas_wedding.jpg|Collective wedding of hamas members.
Image:Ad902.jpg|Islam goes all Westernised
Image:Ifemedia.jpg|Good luck with those law suits
Image:Asinine America Tolerant.jpg|[[Asinine American|an honest plea]]
Image:Muhammadtheterrorist.png|Muslim message boards tend to be a gathering of intellect and constructive criticism.
Image:ReligionOfPeace.jpg
Image:ReligionOfPeace2.jpg
Image:Inspired by Muhammad.jpg
Image:Inspired by Muhammad2.jpg
Image:Inspired by Muhammad3.jpg
Image:Inspired by Muhammad4.jpg
Image:Islam women.png|[[Irony|oh the irony...]]
Image:Aisha follows the prophet.png
Image:Koran Burning.jpg|Happy 9/10
Image:Koran Burning 2.jpg
Image:Peace Tolerance .jpg|Peace and Tolerance.
Image:1262550316302.jpg|thumb|What [[raep|happens in the mosque]] stays in the mosque.
Image:1281357948156.jpg|thumb|[[orgasm|Yes really good.]]
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== See Also ==
* [[Terror]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[Terrorist]]
* [[Arab]]
* [[Allah]]
* [[Death to all Juice]]
* [[Defense Industries Organization]]
* [[Middle East]]
* [[Muhammad cartoons]]
* [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]]
* [[Anjem Choudary]]
* [[Fort Hood Massacre]]
* [[Muslim Dating Sites]]
* [[Revolution Muslim]]
* [[Salman Rushdie]]

== External Links ==

* [http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/04/12/saudi.child.marriage/index.html If you're a Muslim, ''you'' can rape children just like Muhammad!]
* [http://thereligionofpeace.com/ Greatest news site in the world]
* [http://www.inquisitr.com/14258/al-qaeda-hiding-behind-pedobear-for-british-terror-attacks Al-Qaeda hiding behind Pedobear for British terror attacks!]
* [http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/ ZOMG! MOOSLIM LIT!!! FOR FREE!!!11]
* [http://groups.myspace.com/shootamuslimaday Anti-Islamic Myspace Page]
* [http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/jyllands-posten_cartoons/ Archive of the Denmark cartoons of Mohammad that started a new jihad]
* [http://www.president.ir/eng/ Jihadist leader trying to pass as a popular MySpace whore]
* [http://www.muslimspace.com/ Muslimspace.com] - [[Social networking]] site for Muslims and vast repository of [[SFW|burka]] [[porn]]
* [http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2008\06\14\story_14-6-2008_pg7_60 Attack Plans by Qaeda on Denmarks Soil] 
* [http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/dec/24/advertising The religion of peace will want to cut your throat even for making jokes about fireworks]
* [http://www.imhalal.com Search engine for Muslims. Very useful for lulz.]
* [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/islamic-scholar-says-suicide-bombers-will-go-to-hell-1914048.html Maybe no virgins for you after all]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/IslamPlanet| IslamPlanet] (''CREATIVE'' user name right there, folks.)
*[http://archief.retecool.com/mirrordir/Mohammed%20Image%20Archive.htm A timeline of trolling Muslims]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/cure4atheism Cure 4 Atheism: A muslim youtube page] -This was made by a muslim to convert atheists.
*[http://www.iris.org.il/blog/archives/757-Pan-European-Arab-Muslim-Gang-Rape-Epidemic.html Funzie pix from white girls that dated muslims]
*[http://www.facebook.com/Muslim.Defence.League.MDL Muslim Defence League on Facebook. Lots of lolzy discussions]

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