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[[Image:Fatman supreme fatness.jpg|300px|right|Fatman displaying his supreme fatness folks!]]

'''fatman27183141''' (aka '''Fatman''' aka '''Christopher Paul Whitney of Rutland, Vermont''') is an ideal example of hitting rock bottom on les tubes. Like slowing down to view the remains of dead bodies at a car crash, many YouTubers have unfortunately given this shitstain more attention than he deserves. Chris has over a hundred videos now on les tubes and there is no sign that he is going to stop. Even more revolting is the fact that Chris' mouth is FULL of cavities from all the sweets and fast-food he has ingested on camera for the thousands of people strong-willed enough to look at this fat fucking mess of a human. Like almost all fat whores Chris is capable of storing food inside the folds of his fat and mangina in order to keep it warm and fresh for later consumption.

Fatman could possibly have been stopped when he first started his campaign of terror, but the laws of momentum have since rendered him unstoppable by trolls; rather like Snorlax's Rollout attack where every turn the damage is doubled. If this were a Godzilla movie, we'd now be at the point where Sigourney Weaver is saying we have to nuke the internet from orbit because it's the only way to be sure. Eventually all that will remain is a single four hundred hour compilation video entitled "US ARMY, FOOTAGE RECOVERED AT SITE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATED CLOVERFAILED."

For all we know this fat bastard ate Cloverfield AND the monster.



== Fatman - Sysop of AnonTalk? ==

PROBABLY
If one thinks rationally, one can deduce this. Let me explain my logic. Sysop of Anontalk is 955 as proven by the AnonTalk article (however a recent change has led to no more recognizable ids, making our task only slightly harder. 955 has a distinct style (arrogant, rude, overbearing, neo-Nazi), so it is not hard to distinguish him.), but as for 955 being FatMan, this is evident from the fact that 955 is consistently posting links to new FatMan videos whenever they appear, and defending fat people on the forums in general. Despite the Sysop of AT claiming to be from Sweden, and in FatMan's profile, America, this is not relevant. Either persona could be lying. Both personas claim to be in their 20s.


== Exhibits (You've been warned) ==

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==Retirement(s) ==

Being the batshit attention whore he is, Fatman has retired over 9000 times but has always eventually returned. One can tell Fatman is going to retire when he concludes his video with "goodbye and have a nice life" as opposed to the standard "goodbye and have a nice day." Currently his account is here: http://www.youtube.com/fatmanhd3141 oops retired again.

Because Fatman retires so much, recently he has decided to put all of his videos through his "manager". The account is here: http://www.youtube.com/fatmanmirrors



==Fatman's Disgusting antics on the tubes==

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==Gallery of Fat==
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Image:Got_shit_in_my_pants.png|I told him yeah dad I have shit in my pants, hehe! What a fuckin dumbass, eh? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UkVqd-3R78 video of quote]
Image:Paul_whitney_in_front_of_fatmans_house.jpg|Fatman's dad, Paul. He's a professional.
Image:fatman_with_goths.jpg|Fatman posing with the local goth scene in Rutland.
Image:Fatman.jpg|Auugh yeah folks!

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