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[[Image:ProJaredDrag.png|300px|thumb|Glad [[Dan Schneider]] lets this guy appear on Nickelodeon kids' shows.]]
'''ProJared''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jared Knabenbauer'''{{Jew}}) is an unfunny [[Americunt]] [[Basement Dweller|YouTuber]] that is most well known for his [[let's play]]s and video game reviews. He usually [[copypasta]]s the humor of other YouTubers like [[JonTron]] and the [[Game Grumps]], and claims it for his own. However, he is also well known for being <s>quite possibly</s> the most smug-fugly person to ever exist. Girls also run away from a creepy fart-sniffing smug like ProJared because he desperately wants females to enjoy his stuff more than anyone else.
==NormalBoots==
[[File:NB_pr_statement.jpg|370px|right|NormalBoots' pr statement in response to the shitshow.]]
NormalBoots is a [[Channel Awesome|video creators group]] that ProJared <strike>is</strike> was a part of before getting kicked out within 24 hours following his infidelity kerfuffle being exposed. It was revealed by ProJared's now ex-wife that, allegedly, some members of the group, who are friends of Jared, may have assisted in trying to cover this up shitshow before it exploded and had ostracized her from Jared's friend groups in order to help separate her from Jared and keep her from discovering Jared's private activities with his side bitch.

Interestingly enough, [[JonTron]] was a member of NormalBoots once, but was ostracized by Jared & co. and left shortly after his [[Seig Heil|debate]] with [[Destiny]] in order to preserve the "integrity" and "advancement" of the group, keep in mind that at this time Jared was sending his nudes to his underage teenage fans for at least a year. A true blessing in disguise as only about a year later parts of this group would be active in the suppression of the infidelity kerfuffle, leaving JonTron completely and without a doubt separate from any association. 
===ProJirard===
ProJirard is a [[Steven Universe|fusion]] of ProJared and his gay lover who is another YouTube Let's Player that looks like a [[gay|greasy]] [[bear]] and a borderline [[asspie]] name [[Powerword|Jirard Khalil]] aka [[Nobody cares|The Completionist]]. All his reviews these days consist of recommending games by companies he admits to being paid off by, like receiving their games and consoles for free. The formula for this is to play the [[spoony|Noah Antwiler]] goofy nerd spastic exaggerating experiences when he plays games and be so beta male looking that his wife and viewers assume; "I bet this harmless looking noodle armed guy with the worst social skills knows which video games are good".

==ProDivorce==
[[File:Projared_Heidi_Birthday_Fools_Tweet.jpg|370px|right|And they loved each other back then.]]
In early May 2019, Jared was caught cheating on his wife Heidi with a woman called Commander Holly, ex-wife of Ross from ''Game Grumps''. He then blocked his wife on Twitter [[butthurt|for some reason]]. Heidi [http://archive.is/qJDZu shared the details] and guess what? Jared's [[fact|a cheating scumbag]]. He then [http://web.archive.org/web/20190511150052/http://archive.today/HMzoB announced] their incoming divorce. He's rapidly losing subscribers on his YouTube channel (over 65,000 in less than a day). In the end, Craig from [[ScrewAttack]] was most likely right for firing his fart-whiffing smug ass years ago; But, nobody cares because [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIQvNCfE9pY ButtAttack] got bought out by [[Rooster Teeth]] which immediately got rid of everything ScrewAttack did over the years and renamed their YouTube channel to Death Battle as a final fuck you to Craig. Even the Game Grumps deleted their YouTube videos featuring ProJared as a special guest because they're tired of the same shit. 
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20190516070141/https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/05/projared-male-feminist-files-for-divorce-while-salacious-details-of-sexual-misconduct-surface/83791/ One Angry Gamer: ProJared, Male Feminist Files For Divorce While Salacious Details Of Sexual Misconduct Surface - Wayback Archive Link]
{{cg|The ProDramatic Adventures of ProCheater|pjcheat|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Projared_Heidi_Cheated_on_1.png|The divorce drama begins.
File:Projared_Heidi_Cheated_on_2.png
File:Projared_Heidi_Cheated_on_3.png
File:Projared_Heidi_Holly_Comment.jpg|Fucking BURNED!!
File:Projared_Heidi_PBG_This_Aint_it.jpg|"This ain't it, chief." White knighted Peanut Butter Gaming. 
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Projared_Im_a_Male_Feminist_Tweet.jpg|Confirmed [[cuck|male feminist ally]].
File:Projared_Girls_Compare.jpg|Why would he cheat on Heidi (left) for a downgraded uglier SJW she/her version of Commander Holly (right) is a mystery to us. 
File:Projared_Game_Grumps_Deleted_Videos.jpg|Remember when ProJared was on Game Grumps? NOPE! BALEETED! 
File:Projared_Foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing.
File:Projared_Holly_Statement_Reply.jpg|Ass pats from the home wrecker herself.
File:Projared_Subreddit_Ban_1.jpg|Did you know that ProJared was a admin of his own subreddit? NOPE, NOT ANYMORE!! 
File:Projared_Subreddit_Ban_2.jpg|The subreddit ban clearly explained in a meme. 
</gallery>}}<br>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery of smug|pj|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:projaredwithfeminist.jpg|[[Feminazi|Feminist]] supporter.
Image:projirardgaybears.png|Gay sweaty [[buttsex]] is another way of fusing into ProJared.
Image:Projaredworst.png|Indeed, SmugJared is the worst.
File:ProJaredtweets.png|ProJared, who dedicates entire months to ''Dungeons & Dragons'', wonders why more women don't watch him.
File:ProJaredTongue.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:projaredcowboy.jpg
File:projaredfemaleviewers.jpg|Because your face scares them off.
File:projaredchins.jpg
File:DobsonProjaredFan.png|Oh look, ProJared's #1 fan is none other than [[Andrew Dobson]]!
</gallery>}}<br>

==See also==
*[[Eproctophilia]] - ProJared's fetish.
*[[Game Grumps]]
*[[Smug]]
*[[Video Game Reviewers|Video game reviewers]]

==External links==
*{{ytuser|DMJared}} - His YouTube channel.
**{{ytuser|ProjaredPlays}} - His Let's Play YouTube channel.
*{{twitter|ProJared}} - His Twitter account to whore for his selfish needs.
*{{twitch|projared}} - His Twitch channel.
*{{facebook|ProJared}} - His Facebook page.
*{{kym|memes/people/projared ProJared}} - His ''Know Your Meme'' article. Nothing new.


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