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[[Image:M0m0desudesu.jpg|thumb|Kawaii desu ne? ^_______^]] [[Image:M0m0Weaboo.jpg|thumb|[[Pixyteri]] + M0m0ko = [[BBW]] [[Lesbo]] [[pr0n]].]]]]
  
M0m0ko, otherwise known as Ashley Mitchell, is your typical [[Weeaboo]] black person! She loves to watch [[animu]], listens to [[J-Pop|J-pop]], and practices [[Moonspeak]] almost everyday! 

She also claims to have an [[obsession]] with [[guro]], dates a 40-something year old [[Basement dweller]] in exchange for [[cosplay]] wigs, and frequently tweets about the taste of fake sperm. Isn't she [[kawaii]] [[Desu|desu]]?

[[File:AshleyShoop.png|Center|]] 

[[Photoshop]] once again transforms a [[SpongeBob Squarepants|Squidward]] nose [[nigra]] into a [[ugly|masterpiece]].

== Fatty Hate ==

From the above text, you've probably already realized there's a lot wrong with our friend Ashley. However, the most notable of [[assburgers]] would be her obvious dislike of [[fat]] [[ppl]]. Now some of you may be wondering what's wrong with fatty hate. [[Fat]] people take up too much space, [[Om nom nom|eat up all our food]], and are generally a [[Tabloids|nuisance to society]].
[[Image:m0m0kofattydesu.jpg|thumb|Moomooko]]

Except Ashley is a fatass herself. Being overweight and constantly [[bawww]] about her [[pro ana|extreme dieting]], one wonders why our adorable killer whale seems to hate the very thing she is. From liquid fasts to puking up Wendy's burgers, dear Ashley seems to have random bouts of [[vomit]]ing

{{Squote|Also why is it a crime that I hate watching obese people eat food?

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{{Squote|I've lost 6 lbs since I've been here :) cmon 10 lbs more|M0m0ko|Twitter|color=silver|size=360%|textSize=85%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}


== Quest to Fuck the World ==

Despite being huge a [[Xbawks]] [[fangirl]], M0m0ko frequented [[4chan]] and willingly shared [[n00dz]] with the rest of [[B|/b/]]. This kind of whoring eventually led to the break up with [[boyfriend]] Derek and the pictures were [[baleeted]]. A collection of her roast beef [[vag]] can be found on [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=eopw5bu6 Megaupload].   [[Image:M0m04chanNudez.jpg‎|thumb|[[Tits or gtfo]].]] 

M0m0ko has dated quite a few [[lonely]] [[virgin]]s though, even a [[obese]] [[Japanese]] man named Tony. Another [[douchebag]] went by the name LT. He was [[Homeless|homeless]] and had a history of [[Crackhead|recreational drug use]], so M0m0ko decided it would be a great idea to have epic [[buttsecks]] with him. [[lulz|That is until he stole and sold her shit]].

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Shortly after M0m0ko realized that LT was a [[faggot]], she began whoring around again and wound up [[pregnant]]. Garret, the baby's daddy, [[lol|wanted nothing to do with her]], so she quickly had an [[abortion]] and all was well. 

Her [[vagina]] was free to [[whore]] again.



[[Image:KeithM0m0koBukkake.jpg|thumb|[[Bukkake]] is Keith and M0m0ko's favorite pastime.]]

Sometime around October of [[2010]], M0m0ko began dating Keith-sama, another [[lonely]] middle aged [[virgin]] who spends his afternoons [[fap]]ing to [[slut]]ty [[animu]] chicks. He is known as Austin [[Otaku]] on the [[internet]] and runs a fairly [[shit]] [[animu]] [http://www.austinotaku.com/ blog]. Apparently Keith makes a lot of money being a [[basement dweller]], as he has plenty of cash to throw at his [[bitch]] for [[dildo]]s and age-play costumes. One wonders whether or not M0m0ko is simply a heartless [[cunt]] and who only puts up with the guy because [[internet poor|he buys her shit]]. After all, she ''does'' hate [[you|fat people]].
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But she absolutely loves [[dogs]].


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[http://aubreyjam.tumblr.com/ Aubrey], who has had an on and off [[fuck]]ing with [[Whore|M0m0ko]], confirms.

== M0m0ko on Youtube ==
Ashley also enjoys dancing to [[animu]] openings and shitty techno. Once done filming her atrocities, she posts the videos to [[Youtube]] hoping to [[attention whore|receive compliments]] on her [[Retarded]] dancing.

{{blueblink|Shake it like a polio patient! }}

{{ytplus|What is this i don't even |<youtube>GBdHc39WV1o</youtube>|SOOO CUUUUUTE!!! x3 <3<3|some [[faggot]]}}

Hundreds of [[Faggot]]s subscribe to M0m0ko's videos, and if you don't like them, [[ur]] jsut [[jealous]][[Oneoneone|!!!!!1111one]]


== Quest to Fuck the World: THE SEQUEL  ==
On [[Last_Thursday|December 15th]], 2010, M0m0ko decided that even all the [[cock]]s in [[Arizona]] weren't enough to satisfy her. Her plan? Dominate all of [[America]] and [[Japan]] by becoming an [[pr0n]] star. Having some [[camwhore]] experience in the past, she gathered her [[weeaboo]] [[shit]] and flew to [[Miami]].
[[Image:UnfortunateM0m0.jpg|thumb|[[scat porn|She can be a top model at Joyangeles.com!]]]]

After signing up with SubmitYourBitch, [http://www.collegerules.com/ CollegeRules], [http://gonzomodeling.com/ Gonzo Modeling], M0m0ko was set to go. She [[fucking everything|fucked everything]], all the while [[twitter|tweeting]] about her [[awesome|AWSUM]] adventures in the [[Srs Bsns|pr0n business]]! 

Like the time one guy on set was so [[fail|coked out he couldn't jizz]]! 


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Or that one time a cast member [[Owned|stole money]] out of her purse. Cue [[BAWW|BAWW]]ing from all her devoted [[fanboys]].


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Oh, and how about that one time she nearly got [[AIDS|AIDS]]! [[Image:LOLAIDSM0m02.png‎ |thumb|[[lulz|At the very least, this means we can make fun of her for another few years]].]]



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Unfortunately for the rest of the world, her doctor simply [[Trolling|made a mistake]].

Keep it classy, M0m0ko!

== Gyaruhatememe and CollegeRules Release ==
[[Image:Lolyouwishashley.png‎|thumb|In a fit of [[butthurt]], M0m0ko fabricated this letter on her Tumblr account to prove that every [[azn]] [[lie|girl wants to be her]].]]
The bomb was dropped on M0m0ko's pornstar fairytale after the creation of {{ljcomm|gyaruhatememe}}, a [[Livejournal]] based community dedicated to [[Japanophiles]] bashing other [[Japanophiles]] on the [[interwebs]] over how [[Stupid|SEXAY]] they dress. 

[http://gyaruhatememe.livejournal.com/692.html?thread=12212#t12212 Thread 1]
[http://gyaruhatememe.livejournal.com/692.html?thread=38324#t38324 Thread 2]
[http://gyaruhatememe.livejournal.com/692.html?thread=64180#t64180 Thread 3]

This is just the tip of the iceberg. The whole post is littered with M0m0ko [[hate]], and rightfully so.

The community mainly gets on M0m0ko's case for several reasons:
[[Image:M0m0ObviousButthurt2.png|thumb|[[Weeaboos]] making fun of other [[weeaboos]]. [[WTF]]???]]
# Bashing [[fat]] people, despite the fact she's [[fat]] [[skank]] herself.
# Being a [[crackwhore]] and being completely unprofessional on set.
# Being a [[weeaboo]] on how half [[Japanese]] she is on one of her older [[Livejournal]] accounts. 
# Bashing [[niggers]], DESPITE THE FACT SHE'S A [[NIGGER]] [[HOODRAT]] HERSELF!
# [[Fucking]] her boyfriend for [[money]] and for her [[otaku]] needs.
# [[AIDS]]
# Being an overall [[Bitch|stupid cunt]]. 


All of the above are valid reasons for [[hating]], but M0m0ko just couldn't see why so many see her as a [[worthless]] cheap [[whore]]. She began to [[bawww]] to her [http://m0m0ko.tumblr.com/ Tumblr] and [http://twitter.com/m0m0ko Twitter] devotees about the community. [[Lulz]] were had, and she even took it upon herself to [[obsession|comment on threads every time her name was mentioned]].

[[Image:M0m0Porn.jpg|thumb|M0m0ko's only real [[talent]].]]

In the midst of all the [[drama]], M0m0ko's Collegerules film was finally [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MIZ8PH7S released]. [[Fanboys]] wept with joy at the thought of her sagging [[grandma]] [[tits]] in high quality! Boy, they were in for a [[wet dream]].

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Not [[Booty Shaking]] enough!


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The teef to gum ratio is [[hawt]].

== Derek on Livejournal ==

Not long after the the world was violated by M0m0ko's [[vagina|rotting beef curtains]], her boyfriend Derek decided to speak out about his ex on {{ljcomm|gyaruhatememe}}. 

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== N00dz ==

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== See Also ==
* [[Pixyteri]]
* [[Whore]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
* [[Weeaboo]]
* [[Nigra]]
* [[Girl Drama]]
* [[Animu]]
* [[Cosplay]]

== External Links ==

[http://m0m0ko.blogspot.com/ Her Blogspot] <Br>
[http://twitter.com/m0m0ko Her Twitter]<br>
[http://m0m0ko.tumblr.com/ Her Tumblr]<br>
[http://hime109.livejournal.com/ Her Livejournal]<br>
[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MIZ8PH7S CollegeRules Video on MEGAUPLOAD]<br>
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