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[[Image:Jackass-2.5.jpg|thumb|The original cast of ''Jackass''.]]
[[Image:Johnnyknoxville.gif|thumb|''Jackass'' is an inspiration to [[IRL troll]]s.]]

'''Jackass''' is a popular children's [[television]] series about punching yourself in the nuts while simultaneously shoving fireworks up your ass and driving a golf cart off a skyscraper [[for the lulz]], or at least that is what they and their [[13 year old boy|fanbase]] claim, when in reality it is something created for the sole purpose of horribly overcompensating for how hollow and corporatized [[MTV]] has become, and to further advance the [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion]] by [[evolution|getting as many idiots as possible to remove themselves from the gene pool in new and hilarious ways]], like [http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/06/20/news/web_photos/062011_Ryan_Dunn_01112259--300x150.jpg tweeting a pic of yourself drinking with friends] and then immediately [http://8.mshcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Ryan-Dunn-car.jpg slamming your car into a tree and burning alive]. Jackass is a [[doing it right|prime]] example of [[final solution|what should be done]] more often on television.

==TV Series==

Being completely [[recolor|original and witty]], MTV signed a bunch of fags to hurt themselves and terrorize the populous. Original episodes are famed for assholery involving simple, cheap stunts. In an early episode, they drop a leaking chemical tank in front of some [[negroes]] who in turn panic and sprint away in a [[lulzy]] fashion.

While it is true ''Jackass'' sold out the second MTV's balls touched their lips, most [[13 year old boys]] have never seen the original seasons (or original [[Family Guy]], [[South Park]], [[The Simpsons]]) and base judgments on present-day garbage.

==The Movie==

The [[fact]] that even one person watched this piece of [[shit]] is a blight on society.

After making enough cash the producers took it to the next step: a fuckin' movie. This turned out to be a stunt to [[RAPE|suck ten bucks from the wallets of gullible parents and teenagers with bad spending habits]]; ''Jackass: The Movie'' was just the TV show on a movie reel.

Attendance increased when it was revealed there was nudity in it but millions were disappointed to find that this nudity was just Steve-O's ass and they were once again forced to [[fap| search 'nudity' on Google Images]].

==Duh Sequels==

When the dumbed down, [[fat|bovine]], easily amused, masses want more of something without worth or content, [[jews|Hollywood]] is happy to provide more of anything that trending well with [[you|consumers]]. True to form,  ''Jackass'' was milked for all it's worth.  The resulting sequels resulted in moar cock, anus and testicles, leading audiences to question if these movies are ways to show off their junk.   

== Plagues on Popular Culture==

*Watching Steve-O stick a hose in his ass and butt-funnel beer.
*Various other anal insertions, including [[Bam Margera]]

==IRL Jackasses==

Imitators come with some pretty lulzy results.

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==Ryan Dunn's last stunt==
On June 20th 2011, Jackass member Ryan Dunn, in a fit of sheer stupidity tried to recreate the scene from the first Jackass movie where he got an xray after shoving a toy car up his ass. He decided the best way to do this would be to get completely shit faced and then drive his car into a tree at 110 MPH at 3 in the morning. As it turns out, shoving a toy car up your ass is a lot easier and less dangerous than shoving a real car up your ass. 

{{quote|'''He died as he lived: With car parts up his ass'''}}
==See Also==
*[[Teenage Kings of Werribee]]
*[[Shaycarl]], the children's version
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