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[[File:Fatfairy_leafy.jpg|left|thumb|200px| This is what you see [[Your mom|on a typical trip]]]]

'''Absinthe''' is what [[Borat|Czech]] people and supposedly "[[hipster|art]]" [[fags]] drink 24/7 to become really really fucked-up. [[bullshit| If you drink 4 shots of Absinthe you get really high and start to see shit that's not real]], which is why was outlawed in many countries for a time. It is actually not illegal currently in most countries, although sometimes hard to find in some places due to low demand. If you drink this shit you'll end up looking like Marilyn Manson who drinks the stuff. It has been characterized as tasting like [[shit|liquorice]] and [[death|happiness]]. 
[[File:abspoon2.jpg|left|thumb|200px|next time [[your mom]] brings out the nice cake lifter for guests, you can call her out as the drunk slut she is]]

Going to the [[Poland|Czech]] [[fail|Republic]] (absinthe has nothing to do with Czech Republic, you stupid fuck) without trying Absinthe would be like going to Las Vegas without gambling or to the Internet without downloading [[porn]]z.  It has recently been re-legalized in the [[United States|U.S. and A]], where at least six brands are now available - the French "Lucid", the Swiss "Kubler", and the Chicagoan "Sirène", which is actually quite good, despite what you may have heard about [[American]] skill at making booze.  


The other brands can be found [http://www.bevlaw.com/absinthe.htm here].  The [[Borat|Czech]] style of Absinthe is basically the [[crap|Budweiser]] of the Absinthe world, and lighting the sugar cube on fire is [[awesome|bullshit]] [[lie|that was invented for tourists]]; if [[you]] [[fail|try to do it at home]], you're just going to [[divide by zero|fuck everything up and die]]. Unlike [[alcohol|alcolol]] absinthe has no effect on your driving and doesn't register on the [[lie|breathalyser]], if you get arrested offer it to the police and say:"This has compounds in it, that are similar to cannabis."  

[[File:absindijoojad.jpg|thumb|400px|centre|doin it rite]].

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