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'''Bidoof''' is a Normal-type [[Pokémon]] from the [[Pokémon#Diamond, Pearl and Platinum|Diamond, Pearl and Platinum]] games, known for its extreme ubiquitousness. It is literally impossible to go anywhere in those games without Bidoof's [[derpy]] face belming out of the long grass at you at every turn. By the end of the game, you will doubtless have encountered so many of the [[Pakistan|ugly little brown bastards]] that you will be fucking sick of them.

Nobody likes Bidoof.

==HM Whore==
Despite being common as shit and next to fucking useless, Bidoof are nevertheless frequently captured by Pokémon trainers for one reason - Bidoof are able to learn six out of eight of the HMs, hidden moves that allow players to pass through certain areas of the game world.

As such, most trainers will usually have a Bidoof with a moveset entirely composed of HMs, that will be brought out as and when they are needed, before being shoved back into the PC box and forgotten about at the earliest opportunity.

The HM moves Bidoof can learn are as follows:

*'''[[Self-harm|Cut]]'''
*'''[[Steroids|Strength]]'''
*'''Surf'''
*'''[[Swirlface|Whirlpool]]'''
*'''[[Cunnilingus|Dive]]'''
*'''[[WWE|Rock Smash]]'''

HM moves Bidoof cannot learn include:

*'''[[You're a bird|Fly]]'''
*'''Rock Climb'''
*'''[[Win|Not Being A Worthless Piece Of Shit]]'''

==[[Smogon]] Are Scared of Bidoof==
With the introduction of the Dream World in [[Pokémon#Black and White|Pokémon Black and White]], all of the Pokémon in the game recieved a new ability - in Bidoof's case, [[Emo|Moody]].

Little did anybody realize that, in doing so, they had created a monster and that the humble dopey-looking Bidoof would soon wreak havoc all across the Pokémon world...

{{quote|Moody causes the Pokémon to [[promotions|raise one of its stats by two stages]], while another stat is lowered by one stage at the end of each turn. These stats include accuracy and evasion. Moody will not attempt to lower a stat at -6 or attempt to increase a stat at +6.|Bulbapedia on Moody. If you understood any of that, then congratulations on retaining your virginity for life.}}

In their tireless mission to [[tourneyfag|enforce unnecessary rules and eradicate]] [[fun]] from [[srs bsns|a children's video game about brightly colored battling monsters]], [[Smogon]] almost had to ban Bidoof from competitive play, so terrified were they of their teams getting curbstomped by a cute little [[beaver]].

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==See Also==
*[[I'm Dying Squirtle|I'm dying, Squirtle]]
*[[Mudkip|I herd u liek mudkips]]

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