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[[Image:PeterNoonePicForBlog.jpg|thumb|right|Peter Noone, formerly of the band Herman's Hermits, gets blamed for everything. Apparently gives a shit.]]

'''Peter Blair Denis Bernard Noone''', is an English singer, songwriter, guitarist, pianist and actor, best known as "Herman" of the successful 1960s rock group ''Herman's Hermits.''<BR>
The son of an accountant, Noone attended Wellacre Primary School in Flixton, Urmston and Stretford Grammar School near Manchester. At the age of [[13 year old boy|fifteen]], Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.

His classic hits included: 
*  [[Relevant to my interests|"I'm Into Something Good"]]
*  [[Pedophile|"Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter"]]
*  [[Old|"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"]]
*  [[Anonymous|"Silhouettes"]]
*  [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|"Can't You Hear My Heartbeat"]]
*  [[Awesome|"Just A Little Bit Better"]]
*  [[IRL|"Wonderful World"]]
*  [[Erectile Dysfunction|"No Milk Today"]] 
*  [[STFU|"There's A Kind of Hush"]]
*  [[DO NOT WANT|"A Must To Avoid"]]
*  [[Attention Whore|"Listen People"]]
*  [[2012|"The End of the World"]]
*  [[Homosexual|"Dandy"]]
Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".

==Peter Noone and the Internet==
[[Image:TrustPeterNoone.png|thumb|left|Trust Noone.]]

[[Image:Noone.png|thumb|right|[[Furries]] invoke Peter's name.]]

A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all.  However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during [[flame wars]], [[fucktard]]s can often be found yelling at each other that [[288chan|"Noone likes you!"]] or "Noone asked for your opinion."  

From "Noone wants to listen to your shit," to "Noone believes you for a minute," Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument.  The fact that Peter likes [[emo]] kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet [[butthurt|angst]]; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me."  
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Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known. However, Internet evidence does point to Peter's involvement in the [http://www.torrentreactor.net/find/japanese-girl-raped-noone-helped rape of a Japanese girl], which might explain why people don't want to be associated with him.

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