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[[File:Spock.jpg|thumb|right|The patron saint of Logic and Reason.]]

'''Logic and Reason''' is what happens when intellectually pubescent [[basement-dwellers]] attempt to handle philosophical topics that rest beyond their limits of cognitive power. In short, they are the twin gods worshiped by the [[hardcore]] [[13-year-old boy|atheists]] that inhabit [[Facebook|the]] [[Reddit|piss]] [[9gag|containers]] of the Internet. Due to its popularity among some of the [[neckbeards|lesser species]] of the Internet, invocation of Logic and Reason is diagnostic criteria for determining whether an Internet-goer is a full-blown, self-fellating [[pseudo-intellectual]] or just a standard [[douchebag]].


== Or, "I don't know the difference between humans and robots." ==
[[File:ratheism.jpg|thumb|400px|left|'As a scholar of Logic and Reason, I see religion more profoundly than religious people.']]
Sometime within the past few years, a couple of [[lazy|misunderstood]] [[I_have_a_140_IQ|geniuses]] decided that Enlightenment philosophy had gone out of vogue 250 years too early. Instead of subscribing to the overwhelmingly-held view that people perceive the world differently, they concluded that there was absolute truth to everything. Conveniently, these absolute truths matched up with the viewpoints that these [[misogyny|brilliant]] [[eugenics|minds]] [[atheism|already]] [[Marxism|held]]. According to these individuals, the only way to see the world ~clearly~ is with the help of [[bullshit|empirical science]] and, of course, Logic and Reason- emotion be damned. Never mind the [[fact]] that human emotion and intuition are [http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0278262603002859 necessary for effective decision-making]; so much as suggesting this to a Logic and Reason devotee will cause their chins to quiver in anger. After all, they are ''scientists'' (because 'atheist' ''obviously'' means 'scientists' nowadays)- who are you to [[flame_war|challenge]] [[USI|them]]?

== Enemies of LOGIC and REASON ==

* Religious folks
* Women
* [[Republicans]]
* Anyone without a degree in programming
* [[OWS|The 1%]]
* AmeriKKKans who don't hate their country
* Agnostics
* Vegans
* [[old_people|Anyone over 30]]
* [[NORP|NORPS]]
* That kid in middle school who called me a fag on the bus that one time
* Non-militant atheists 
* Those apathetic about [[circumcision]]
* Console gamers
* [[arabs|Non-whites]]
* [[Reddit#r.2FAtheism|Anyone who doesn't eat babies]] [[I'm_so_random|lol xD]]

[[File:Logicandreason.png|thumb|200px|right|Liking Logic and Reason on Facebook makes you part of the cognitive elite.]]

== Logic and Reason in the Wild ==

If you encounter somebody ([[irony|non-ironically]]) worshiping Logic and Reason on the Internet or elsewhere, your best option is to run away else risk receiving a fatal overdose of [[smug]]. If you do decide to [[troll|point out the stupidity]] of following an outdated philosophy, be aware that you are fighting an uphill battle. These individuals lack the necessary self-awareness to realize that their viewpoints may be wrong and will always leave an argument feeling just as brilliant as ever.

== See Also ==

* [[Atheism]]
* [[Reddit]]
* [[Trying too hard]]
* [[Psuedo-intellectual]]
* [[Smug]]