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[[Image:Icq.png|thumb|Looking to cruise tonight, young [[homosexual]]?]]
[[File:ICQ Toothpaste.jpg|thumb|left|150px||No, I wasn't kidding about that.]]
[[ICQ]] is the [[old meme]] of [[AOL Instant Messenger|instant messenger]] systems.  An ugly, unwieldy program, it was inundated with [[spam]] and later bought and put out of its misery by [[AOL]].  Today, the only people who use ICQ are [[Quasidan]], [[mediacrat]], [[homosexual]] [[13 year old boys]] looking for [[sex]], and [[emo]] kids looking for old high school friends to cry about.

Created in [[Israel]] it was probably some part of the jewish plan for world domination.
Since the company lost all relevance they now sell [[srsly|toothpaste.]]

==ICQ basics==

* The name ICQ is an attempt at [[leet]]speak, as it stands for "I Seek You."  Amazingly enough, ICQ's creators are [[Lie|not homosexuals]].

* ICQ, as a basic telnet, did not, and still doesn't, rely on [[screen name]]s, but, rather, a series of numbers.  One of the reasons it failed is because [[16 year old girls]] have a hard enough time remembering their 10 digit phone number, let alone a 14 digit ICQ number. Not to mention that remembering a series of random numbers is way fucking more difficult and annoying than a traditional screen name.

* ICQ has the single worst interface in the universe, and I mean that literally.  See the image to the right.

* ICQ was commonly used by pedophiles to find little shota boys near their homes.

* ICQ can also be known as "Multiplayer [[Notepad]]".

* ICQ has the most annoying alert sound imaginable, and you can't turn it of!

* ICQ also hosts the gayest IRC chatrooms in the whole world. Do not enter one without a sufficient mental barrier for [[GRIDS]] and [[Assburgers]], as these chatrooms offer nothing else.

==Eye Seek Drama==

[[Drama]]?  On ICQ?  No one frigging uses ICQ anymore.  If you want to try, you could comment on how you still have a 6 or 7 seven digit number from the mid-1990s, but, as known, no one fucking cares.

==See Also==

*[[Skype]]
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[MSN]]
*[[Israel]]
[[File:Uber teeth.jpg|thumb|right|150px|What your teeth will look like if you use ICQ toothpaste.]]
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