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[[File:Jabitchfamily.jpg|720px|center|right|JaBITCH]]
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'''Jamich''' aka jejecouples, jejemoneywhores,jejeyabang and mostly [http://www.facebook.com/antiJamich JaBITCH!] is an moneywhores who just want money,fame and attention to all jejefans.
[[File:JaBITCH.jpg|200px|thumb|right|JaBITCH]]
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== How actually Jamich started? ==
'''Jamich''' is a combination of two jejenames. The tandem of [http://www.facebook.com/jamvhille Jamvhille] (JamBaba) and [http://www.facebook.com/paolinnemichelle Paolinne Michelle] (KilikiliMich) '''"real life jejecouple"'''. They're so popular in [http://www.youtube.com/JamichTV JewTube], they are both jejefans. I've seen some of their short films (''Actually it was stolen from [http://www.youtube.com/wongfuproductions WongFuProductions] from [[YouTube|YouTube]] and stolen on some movies such as '''3 Idiots''''') that they created and it became viral for all jejefans..oftentimes it get massive amount of views by forcing its jejefans every time when they uploaded a new lame fuck short [[shit|films/videos]]. 

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== JaMICHUNGALING as LIARS [http://vimeo.com/37911050 (By Chance To Lie)] ==

[[File:Jamichbutthurtness.png|400px|thumb|center|Typical false copyright claim due to butthurtness]]
[[File:Alwaysasfuck.jpg|400px|thumb|center|Typical JewTube message if Jamich maggots shall false copyright claim]]
 
The original video was been uploaded back from March 3,2012 and due to butthurtness of Jejecouples[http://vimeo.com/37911050], they false copyright claim the video from JewTube resulting to all [[Filipinos]]  think why Jejemitch removed the video.
The video was tackling about the real identity of Jejecouple which they used to lie their age in all nation of Philippines on one national show called Kris TV. 
Based from reliable source, back from 2009, Paolinne Michelle Liggayu was 18 years old '''see this video''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLxpahtjsqA] 03:08-03:15 and based from Wikipedia,"The fifth season of startstruck premiered on November 15,2009 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarStruck_(season_5)]
If Mich was 18 on 2009, what the fuckery is this shit? still in 2012, she was still 18 years old in 2012?!
'''18+3=18?!'''

== Screen Age controversy [http://vimeo.com/38591879 (Screen Age Your Face!)] == 
[[File:Michliggayubrithcertificate.png|400px|thumb|center|Jejemich's fake birth certificate "CLICK FOR BIGGER VIEW"]] 
'''Kilikili-Mich''' joined one of the contest from '''[https://www.facebook.com/wwwunisilvertimecom/posts/10150422897060211 Unisilver Teen Endorsers]''' back from October 20,2011 [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150334136565211&set=a.10150323073545211.387540.213759855210&type=1 (HERE'S THE PROOF)]
and Vice Ganda adviced that make a screen age for what?! to cheat and to win for teh lulz? and she claims that she was born on March 17,1991 but based on a birth certificate, she was been born since March 17,1993 and for faking her age, she needs to be on lolsuit for faking her age and for falsification of public documents.
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== [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAi0RWUBw-g The Answer] got ANSWERED! ==
<youtube>JAi0RWUBw-g</youtube>[[File:Screenage.jpg|200px|thumb|right|SCREENAGE YOUR FACE,JaBITCH!]] 
[[File:zoomin.png|300px|thumb|right|ZOOM IN!]]
'''Screen age''' is all too common. Specially here in the local showbiz scene, I doubt that everyone can cite even more than a handful of celebrities that go by such. You may have brushed off this monkey from your shoulders, but people who have been very watchful and observant these last few days know better.

Yes, a [http://vimeo.com/37911050 video] of Jamich came out in which it was very detailed laid down how you fooled all of those who love**d** you.

If [[dick|flipfags]] hadn’t been observant about it and followed through and through, probably there's no “The Answer” video on JewTube. For you it may not have been a big deal, but for everybody else, it is.
 
''Source:[http://pinoyteens.net/the-answer-by-jamich-answered/8333/ Flipfag Teens]''

== Jamich and Chicser, Picture With 50 Pesos? ==
[[File:Wtf50pesos.jpg|200px|thumb|right| Tsk,tsk,tsk ''hindi pa sikat, maybayad na? Nakakahiya sa mga Hollywood Celebrities at sa mga JewTube stars!'']]                                            
[[File:Walakang50pesos.png|400px|thumb|center|''No 50 Pesos? no picture :D'']] 
Around July 2012, Jamich and Chicser, some jejefans ask for a picture in Twitter and Jamich and Chicser twatted for how much they pay for teh lulz and Jamich really does overcame with the Hollywood celebrities and JewTube stars even these guys will not going to beg for teh money just to have a photo with teh Hollywood celebrities and JewTube stars.


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== Jamich Disrespects Dolphy's death == 
Back around July 10, 2012, Comedy King Dolphy died due to kidney failure and jejecouples twatted about their monthsary that nobody gives a fuck about!
 
The tweet was "''Kasabay ng monthsary namin ay pumanaw na ang hari ng komedya :( RIPDolphy #Legendary #KingOfComedy''" 
<br>[[File:Jamichdisrespect.jpg]] 
<br>Translated: "''The King of Comedy's passing coincided with our monthsary''"
 
Some well known flipfag guys responded to jejecouple tweet:
<br>[http://www.twitter.com/ogiediaz @ogiediaz] [http://www.twitter.com/ilovejamich @ilovejamich:]Kasabay ng monthsary namin ay pumanaw na ang hari ng komedya -- ndi ko to kinaya. Kailangan talagang i-mention  
<br>[http://www.twitter.com/katdecastro @KatDeCastro]Hmmmmm. That "monthsary" tweet was kinda insensitive indeed. 
<br>[http://www.twitter.com/imBbGandangHari @imBbGandangHari] 
to Jamich. It's not like we're the fame couple;we're not the red carpet king and queen! respect guys. 

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== Typical "JEJEFUNS" of jejemitch ==

[[File:Jejefuns.png|700px|thumb|center|[http://www.facebook.com/scret.himitsu Iam Himitsuso! LINK!]]] 
[[File:Jejefuns1.png|700px|thumb|center|[http://www.facebook.com/marikit.kaakitakit LINK!]]]   
[[File:Jejefuns2.png|700px|thumb|center|[http://www.facebook.com/gimikerangplaychick She just want's to hide her activities but she is the one of the jejemitch funz. LINK!]]]  
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== The '''*TYPICAL*''' theme song for Jejemitch == 

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== YouTube video:By Chance (a carbon copy) from WongFuProductions ==

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== How to troll Jamich and Jejemitch fans ==
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<li>By simply linking this article to [http://www.facebook.com/ilovejamich'''jejecouple''']
<li>By keeping posing this video on their fagpage  [http://vimeo.com/37911050 "By Chance To Lie"] 
<li>Put negative feedback from their copycat videos on JewTube
<li>Tell them that '''"Their Jejedance craze is retarded as FUCK!"''' 
<li>'''By helping improving this article'''  
<li>By downloading these videos via '''Mediafire''', [http://www.mediafire.com/?2ujhjpdc7qfb7 spread the truth!] 
<li>By calling them as ''jejemoneywhores,jejewalangkwenta,jejecouple,unprofessional idiots, immature maggots'' etc.
<li>[https://www.facebook.com/AntiHatersOfJamich By simply trolling this unofficial failpage of Failbook.]
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== Did You Know? ==
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<li>That '''Mich Liggayu''' was 18 years old back from 2009
<li>That '''Mich Liggayu''' has dark underarms
<li>That '''Jamvhille Sebastian''' didn't finish his college 
<li>That jejecouples lied to a national TV show called Kris TV from ABS-CBN network. 
<li>That '''Mich Liggayu''' must be on lolsuit due to '''FALSIFICATION OF DOCUMENTS'''
<li>That '''Jamvhille Sebastian''' has an long chin, that's why we call him as '''JamBABA/JamBabalu'''
<li>That '''Jam "BOBO" Sebastian''' is always wrong grammaring in his sentence [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wronggramaring.PNG PROOF!]
<li>That '''Jamvhille "BAKLANG GAGONG" Sebastian''' is completely gay because he loves to block on Failbook, Twatter and JewTube and to flag false copyright claims
<li>That '''Jamich''' should be terminated due to false copyright claims on JewTube due to butthurtness
<li>That '''Jamich''' should vanish because they are not role models to kids and especially teenagers
<li>That jejecouples are christfags 
<li>That they want to keep begging to their jejefunz watch carbon copied videos "''NO CONTENT, stolen on some movies and especially from [http://www.youtube.com/wongfuproductions WongFuProductions]''" and to earn '''MOAR''' JewMoney from JewTube, [http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jamichtv/videos PROOF!]
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== Official Accounts/Contacts {MISC ACCOUNTS} ==
<li>[http://www.youtube.com/JamichTV Official YouTube Channel] '''NOTE:''' pose butthurt comments thru their channel and their videos and just watch the show :D  
<li>[http://www.youtube.com/ilovejamich 2nd YouTube channel] 
<li>[http://www.youtube.com/user/jamvhille Official JamBABA YouTube channel]
<li>[http://www.youtube.com/user/paolinnemichelleTV Official Kilikili-MICH YouTube channel]
<li>[[Failbook|paolinnemichelle@facebook.com]] Paolinne Michelle official email address on Failbook.
<li>[http://www.facebook.com/paolinnemichelle Official Kilikili-MICH Facebook account]
<li>[http://www.fb.com/jamvhille Official JamBABA Facebook account]
<li>[[Failbook|jamvhille@facebook.com]] Jam BOBO Sebastian's email address on Failbook.
<li>[http://www.facebook.com/kuyayexel Jam BOBO Sebastian's brother] 
<li>[http://www.facebook.com/maricar.fernandosebastian Official Jam BOBO Sebastian's mother]
<li>[http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.jenvie Official Jam BOBO Sebastian's sister]
<li>[https://www.facebook.com/christopherjoseph.liggayu Paolinne Michelle Liggayu's father]
<li>[https://www.facebook.com/ChynLiggayu Paolinne Michelle Liggayu's mother]
<li>[http://www.twitter.com/ilovejamich Official Jamich account on Twitter] '''NOTE:''' keep posing butthurt tweets on their Twatter page and enjoy the show :D
<li>[https://profiles.google.com/ilovejamich Official Google+ account]
<li>[http://ilovejamich.tumblr.com/ Official Tumblr account]
<li>[http://www.ustream.tv/user/jamich Official USTREAM Live broadcast]
<li>[http://www.itsmyurls.com/jamich URL Jamich World]

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