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{{ArticleNow|Holocaust|[[Image:Pile-o-jews.JPG|left|100px]]

'''The Holocaust''' was a really sad time during World War II when the evil [[Germany|German]] [[skinhead|Nazi]]s, under [[Hitler]]'s rule, killed nearly six million of [[God]]'s chosen people, [[Jews|the Israelites]]. Some mean people [[holocaust denial|deny that the holocaust happened]]. These [[atheists]], who know not the promises of God, are called [[Anti-semitism|anti-Semites]] by all of civilized society, and are surely going to burn in [[Hell]]. ([[Holocaust|read more...]])}}

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|bgcolor=white|[[Image:Basketjesus.jpg|center|200px]]<p>[[Jesus]] is my coach</p>
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Shame on [[User:Sokevinsays|Sokevinsays]]. Sokevinsays is probably better known by his handle "A [[rape|RAPE]] SPIDER", which clearly glorifies [[in the ass|sexual immorality]]. He may also be a [[homosexual]] or [[bisexual]], as A RAPE SPIDER has been known to approach [[ppl|people]] of either [[sex|gender]] (and even those of [[transexual|indeterminate gender]]). As this sinner clearly has no respect for the [[Bible|Commandments of God]], he has earned the dubious honor of being labeled "[[furry|sinner of the month]]".
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