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Also, don’t you guys dare to impersonate me.



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About me:

* Female.

* Autistic.

* Anti-ED supporter.

* Anti-shock-site supporter.

* Google and Bing user.

* Surprisingly doesn’t hate [[Sonichu]].

* [[Atheist]].

* Teenager, but not the {{13yearolds}} rate.

* Hates the pain series and uses it to get rid of the site.

* Vandal.

* Spammer.

* [[Spaghetti]] lover.

* I’m an [[UglyDolls]] [[fan]]!

* I am not a troll.

* Was on: [[Wikipedia]], Miraheze, [[Scratch]], wikiHow, [[Fandom]], the Robloxforum, and more.

* [[Ban|Blocking]] me makes me wanna do it more!

* Anti-Racism, Anti-sexism and Anti-ableism supporter.

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[[Image:Gorerage.jpg|thumb|An example of an angry person]]
[[Image:Edmotivate.jpg|thumb|[[Suicide]] is the way to go]]
[[Image:angry447.jpg|thumb|Angry guy]]
[[Image:Fuck-you.jpg|thumb|The atomic finger - a classic]]


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''"When there's just too much butthurt and no one else will stop the faggotry."''</center>


'''Anger''' is a double-edged sword. It can swing hard, but if it is swung too far, you could cut your [[ass]] clean off. But srsly, anger is an emotional state that can range from mildly irritated to flat out fuck your nuts I'm fucking gonna [[rape]] you and make you eat your babies you spit out of your loose vag, you [[cunt]] (and then [[Do_it_faggot|doing it]]). Symptoms of anger include bulging eyes, gnashing teeth, clenched fists, and dong shrinkage (which is why [[Chris Benoit|roid]] users are usually angry, [[amirite]]?). Chemically, adrenaline pumps throughout your body while your heart pumps harder and your blood pressure drops. All of this tells your brain to [[Kill it with fire|explode]]. 

Of course, considering the times, one must make sure to moderate their anger. In [[old|ancient]] times, it was perfectly okay to chop someone's [[cock]] off if they pissed you off enough. However, in the medieval times, anger was looked down upon, leading to frequent bouts of anger among the peasants and many witch trials. Now, in a more civilized world, you can get thrown in jail for "[[WTF|verbally abusing]]" a co-worker or spanking your kid. Therefore, it is best to take out your anger on a Helen Keller type of person, or some unfunny butthurt [[emo]], [[furry]], [[deviantart|TARTlet]], [[Livejournal|LJwhore]], etc. And remember, you must always win every single argument you have, lest you incur the wrath of everyone killing and destroying all that you know and love.

Anger should always be used to show you are the alpha male (or female). Your mission is to control those around you in the quickest way possible so you may beat your chest and grow silvery hair on your back, signifying your status as extremely pissoffable. Be sure to bear your teeth often and beat the tar out of the lesser males around you, especially the elderly. Head butt frequently. And, finally, learn to scream - it doesn't even have to make any sense. 

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That was a lovely letter you sent to the wolf organization I am a member of. You know what, F**K YOU! If you hate wolves so much then you get out of this [[America|country]] and go to a country where wolves are not a native species you [[redneck]] [[faggot]]! You anti wolf rednecks are nothing more than [[NO U|fascist nazis]] because you make up only 25% of this nations population and yet you try to dictate to the rest of us! [[Terrorist|We will fight for wolves until we are put in the ground mother f**ker!]] Anyway, why don't you anti wolf morons just shut the f**k up and stop tryng to get any excuse to mess with wolves. Don't you people have a life? Don't you rednecks have a clan meeting to go to? It is obvious none of you know how things work.
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'''''PROTIP:''' To release your anger, give in to your hatred.'' 

== Causes of Anger ==

[[Image:The_angry_black.jpg|thumb|[[Niggers]] are usually angry for no reason.]]

Many causes of anger exist in our fun world today. Below are just a handful of examples. 

* <big>[[You]], you [[newfag]], [[meme]]-[[ED 2.0|shitty]] sack of ass</big>
* [[Trolls]], responsible for at least [[99%]] of [[online]] [[rage]].
* [[Fags]], especially those who make out in front of you with their [[fleshlight|mate]] because they want to show the world their "wuv" for each other.
* [[Jailbait]] [[prostitot]]s who wear [[slut]]ty clothing to attract "just the right type" of 30 year old.
* Pissing on your leg because you thought you got it all out when you shook your dong but you didn't.
* [[$cientology|$cientologists]] and L RON.
* Cheap [[vodka]], like Popov or Kamchatka.
* [[milhouse|Milfail]].
* [[DeviantART|TARTlets]] who [[art theft|steal people's art]] and claim it as their own, and then try to hide your convictions once you've found them out.
* '''The Hulk'''. Just watching him makes you want to be angry too.
*  Whiny [[newfags]] who think they know what they're doing and have the audacity to explain to everyone they're [[doing it wrong]].
* [[Furries]] who get [[butthurt]] over someone arguing with them that their way of life is far from perfect.
* The [[Irish]], who think they invented [[alcohol]] and are the niggers of Europe.
* When a kid barfs in a [[Chinese]] restaurant. That's a double-whammy right there. Not only did the stupid parents bring him obviously already sick, but to a Chinese restaurant of all places, which is kid talk for "gross food I will hurl on later."
* When your boss forces you to work when you don't want to because "you're too valuable of an asset."
* [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Niggers with white girlfriends]].
* [[Juggalo]]s.
* [[Eminem|White people who want to act like a nigger.]] [[nigger manual|OH LAWD]] where'd dey go wrong??
* That really annoying high-pitched screams babies make.
* [[retard|Atheists]] who think they're smarter than everyone for being "above" a religion.
* [[Christians]] who condemn you for doing something wrong but in reality are doing the exact same thing.
*[[Jews]]. [[Natalie Portman|Girl Jews]], [[Bernie Madoff|boy Jews]], your Jews, my Jews.
* Doctor Seuss when he tries to rhyme "ting tinklers" with "bam-boofers."
* Any [[Star Wars|Chewbacca]] impressions.
* When Goose died in ''Top Gun''.
* When someone says "Oh snap."
* Weird fetishes, like [[inflation art|inflation]], [[Lotion play|lotion]], [[Billoon45|balloons]], or [[piss|water sports]].
* [[Drunk]] roommates.
* Enya or any forms of her [[music]].
* [[fail|American made cars]].
* Feminazis, especially those that wear the high-heels and articulate each step - CLICK-fwap, CLICK-fwap...
* Computers when they suddenly, [[Firefox|for no apparent reason]], run its processor like mad and you have to CTRL ALT DEL to fix it. Obviously, this could be a [[virus]], another source of anger.
* When [[jock|A-Rod]] hits a home run and you realize that home run is worth more than what you'll make this year.
* [[Naruto]] porn with the majority of it being about that blond whiskered faggot chasing an emo for the entire story, [[Rape|porking]] every chick in the series including his mom and [[You]]. And the many crack ships he's amassed from every hentai artist ever, prove the soul crushing reality that this world is beyond saving due to epic fail of fans wanking off to him as [[virgin|self inserts]] of the idiot they worship.

== Stages of Anger ==

# Your senses spot something of immense (or even minute) [[faggotry]].
# Your brain get's the "I'm pissed" signal.
# Your fists or mouth gets the "Do something about this piss" signal
# Say "I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker."
# [[Dragon Ball Z|Your hair begins to glow gold and your eyes green]].
# [[RAGE|????]]
# [[Murder|MURDER]]!

== Anger Footage ==
Because sometimes you need to see it to be it.

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==[[Doing It Wrong]]==
Along with the funny, comes the unfunny as you will see in these videos:
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==Gallery Of Angry==

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<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Garbage man.gif
Image:Youre_gay_Suck_a_niggers_cock.jpg|Another way to deal with anger is to laugh.
Image:Mccain_angry.jpg|John McCain is just angry he lost to "[[Black Jesus|that one]]".
Image:Angrybbq.jpg|Even non-living things can get angry
Image:Azncanucksmash.jpg|[[Cho|Asian Smaaaash!!!]]
Image:Man_The_Fuck_Up.jpg|The solution to angry problems.
Image:rageoriginal.jpg|Exploitable anger.
Image:Tourettes_Guy_animated.gif|An anger pro.
Image:NO!_NO!_NO!_NO!_NO!_NO!.jpg|Some anger is justified.
File:ANGREH2.jpg|Pissed off or constipated?
File:angry447.jpg|Angry guy
File:Youre_gay_Suck_a_niggers_cock.jpg|Another way to deal with anger is to laugh.
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== A List of Famous RL Angry People and Internet Drama Llamas ==

*[[Hitler]]
*[[Batman]]
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[PissedOffVideoGamer]]
*[[Gary yourofsky]]
*[[Tourettes_guy|Tourette's Guy]]
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd]]
*[[Angry German Kid]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Tom Cruise]]
*[[Burger the Angry Cat]]
*Absolutely every-fucking-body on [[v/|/v/]].

==Anger Management Techniques==

===Technique A===

A Jew speaks [http://en.allexperts.com/q/Psychiatry-Psychology-General-1009/Anger.htm];

{{squote|[[You]] clearly have issues with anger management coupled with insecurities and jealousies and control issues.  Although right now you probably feel some remorse, the type of situation you described has probably happened many times before and will continue to happen [[money|unless you get help]].  Your behaviors might even escalate from yelling to physical violence if they haven't already. You need to take a break from this relationship and not pursue a new one until you [[money|work on this problem]].  Your girlfriend might want to stay by to support you, but you should really focus more on yourself for a while.  If you both insist on keeping your relationship going at this point, [[money|it is imperative that she receive her own counseling]] (for example, what is it about her that she is attracted to someone who publicly harrasses her?) and you [[money|both might want couples work as well]].  I recommend finding a social worker or [[money|clinical psychologist]].  Tell them you have "[[money|anger]] [[english|management]] [[money|issues]]".  

This might sound extreme to you, but I've seen this pattern a great deal and unless you take action to change the situation, it only worsens and usually both people end up very damaged in some way.  [[win|You could end up in jail]].

Just the fact that you wrote the question indicates a [[english|willingness]] to make changes.  That is a very good sign.  Once you get your anger/control issues in a better place, you will be open to a much more [[gay|rewarding and peaceful way of life]].}}

===Technique B===

Write articles for [[ED]] and feel all that anger being [[win|validated]] as you pound, pound, pound at that keyboard and hate, hate, hate. Rock on, psycho!

==How to troll angry people==

* Say "chillax"
* Say "I think you are being defensive"
* Say "Please untie me and put away the surgical instruments"
* Say [[Uncyclopedia]] is funny

== See Also ==

* [[Angry Grandpa]]
* [[Nerd Rage]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[Kirbyraeg]]
* [[RAGE]]
* [[Feelings]]

== External Links ==

* [http://www.anger.org/ Anger.org] - An [[obvious]] web address
* [http://www.ratm.com/ RAGE Against the Machine]


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