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[[Image:Ceilingomen.jpg|thumb|300px|left|There will be omens and memes]]

'''Catnarok''' is the long-awaited epic battle between [[Longcat]] and Tacgnol, or [[Tacgnol]] and Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time. 

==Harbingers and signs of what is to come==

[[Ceiling cat]] will warn [[Anonymous]] that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The [[Internet Hate Machine]] will begin to operate at maximum force. [[Limecat]] will not be amused. [[Happy Snake]] will be happy. The pool will be closed. [[Raptor Jesus]] will go extinct. [[Auschwitz]] will be fired up again. Gay porn will be posted on every MySpace page. All iPods will be [[An hero|stolen]]. Curtains will be drawn. [[Corruption of LOL|LOL will be corrupted]]. No [[Buy a dog|dogs]] will be left to buy. All [[furry|furfags]] will be yiffing in hell. [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|Lazers will be charged]] to [[Over 9000|previously unknown levels.]]

It will be the [[The Rapture|Day of Reckoning]].

==The most awesome thing the world has ever witnessed==

[[Image:Challenge.jpg|thumb|300px|Catnarok]]

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Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on [[Caturday]] and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds. It will be an even match, a [[pun|purrfect]] balance, so neither can fail. It will thus be an [[epic_win|epic win]], as the world is cleansed of [[Scientology|faggotry]] and [[AIDS]].

==After the end==

[[Image:Longtac_Gnolcat.jpg|thumb|The Result]]

After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat [[Delicious Cake|delicious <strike>cock</strike>caek]]. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly.

==See also==
*[[Large Hadron Collider]]
*[[Longcat]]
*[[Tacgnol]]
*[http://www.timelessmyths.com/norse/ragnarok.html Ragnarok]
*[[Fishing Cat]]
*[[Ragnaröfl]]
*[[The Caturday Revival]]

==Gallery==

<gallery>
Image:Chickcat.jpg|Purification time
Image:Happysnake.jpg|Happy Snake
Image:Ultimatedestiny.jpg|There can only be one.
Image:Longcatsrslylong.jpg|The universe is at stake!
Image:Catna.jpg|[[ZA WARUDO]] 
Image:CatnarokBattle.png|The battle will rip the skies asunder.
Image:Catnarok_Motivational_Poster.jpg|The battle begins as the first city falls.
Image:No one is safe.JPG|No one is safe.
Image:Longdog_godgnol.JPG|Longdog and Godgnol?
Image:Ltoancggcnaotl.jpg|After Catnarok
Image:CatnarokPlusFire.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]!
Image:Catnerocarmy.jpg|An army appears.
Image:Catnarok shoes.jpg|A tribute to the great event, greeted by applauds of [[newfag]] and [[facepalm.jpg]] when posted on 4chan's /b/ 7.28.08. 
Image:Tatzelwuem2.jpg| Tacgnol reported IRL, attacking a Wikipedia user. 
Image:LongerCat.jpg| Some will organise a resistance in vain.
</gallery>

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