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{{spoiler|this irc is moving to irc.grove.bz #grove}}

{{squote|Your mods here are...well, they're definitely not professional at all. They hang out in IRC and dog the hell out of anyone for saying anything...I really didn't want to come back to totse at all, just assuming if your mods act this way, how the fuck do the people 'below' them act? I mean, mods are here to help build their sections of the site, right? Which, in turn, helps out in SEO and all kinds of aspects of the site.
 
I know I'm probably prying where I shouldn't, but I think behavior like this shouldn't be condoned by mods at all...to me, that's just some kid that hangs out on the internet and probably isn't good at anything...just a word of advice, mods actually do directly effect your search engine statistics (because, it is their job to manage and build their sections, and it's articles, stories and things like that that are picked up in the search engines) I guess if you can't find a professional mod, my word of advice is to not just hand it out...but that's just me, not trying to pry or anything but behavior like that is probably what's preventing the site from growing IMO.
 
Btw, don't know who tptd is, but he's an admin in IRC so he probably mods here too...just a small word of advice. Just not good behavior for a mod to be acting in my earnest opinion.}}

[[File:Grovest.png|thumb|right|grove st. killaz]]
[[File:Bzb-ed-irc.png|thumb|right|bzb mercilessly attacks #ed]]
''#grove''' is an irc network that is run by dolphin, abrn, and previously their personal bitch and lapdog bzb located on '''irc.grovenation.net'''. Grove has been widely successful in making a name for itself by trolling soft chatting losers like januszeal, [[Buttes]], and all of [[Get on irc fgt|#ed]], in addition to hilarious channel takeovers on almost a daily basis. Such successful grovers include dolphin, abrn, and invisibleman.  Unsucessful grovers include bzb. The user bzb was promptly ejected from the group after falling in love with a cripple from Australia (lol) and getting dumped by that same cripple after meeting irl.

==dolphin==
Dolphin exposes the year long irc-love affair between bzb and a crippled japanese girl from Australia which triggered the ejection of bzb from the #Grove collective.
<center>[[File:bzb.jpg]]</center>
<center>[[File:Bzbjulia.jpg]]</center>
bzb takes his frustrations out on all of the online bullies after being kicked out of grove.
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==logz==
[[File:Tiffa.jpg|thumb|right|abrn runs some random whore off of [[Rizon]]]]

===abrn vs fanglekai===
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===grove owns wtfux===
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===terogen takeover===
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===#grove vs #lulz (spoiler alert: grove wins)===
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===dolphin and grove troll #skyrim===
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===bzb hacks januszeal into oblivion===
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===januszeal has an emo moment===
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===grove trolls #wtfux 2 death===
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==dolphin exploits the zalgo shit-bot and kills ED irc==
[[File:Ed-irc-ruined.png|center]]

==abrn profile==
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==typical grove conversation==
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[[File:Best-skid.png|thumb|right|DOLPHIN YOU ARE THE BEST SKID I'VE EVER SEEN]]
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[16:44] <SlpCtrl> Hey Dfg how you been?
[16:44] <tptd> shut the fuck up
[16:45] <SlpCtrl> Lol.
[16:45] <SlpCtrl> Sorry tough guy.
[16:45] <abrn> im gonna snail trail my cum across your face while you are sleeping then lick it off OWNED LOL GOT U KIDIOT HUFF RAID
[16:45] <tptd> hey SlpCtrl do u want me 2 ddos u off the face of this earth
[16:46] <SlpCtrl> Lol I don't have any botnets. Glad to know you remember me though that's special.
[16:46] <tptd> get u swell on kid
[16:46] <abrn> get u swell on kid
[16:46] <tptd> im gonna leave u crater in the pavement
[16:46] <SlpCtrl> I'm swole for sure.
[16:46] <SlpCtrl> Swole and a genius.
[16:46] <abrn> im gonna leave u crater in the pavement
[16:46] <SlpCtrl> Not a skinny faggot that talks shit in IRC fo sho.
[16:46] <tptd> haha copycat nice one from kindergarten
[16:46] <tptd> hey SlpCtrl im swol as fuck
[16:47] <tptd> u wuldnt say shit 2 me
[16:47] <SlpCtrl> I bet.
[16:47] <tptd> for real
[16:47] <SlpCtrl> What's your total on squat bench and DL?
[16:47] <SlpCtrl> Thought so.
[16:47] <abrn> i squat a g6
[16:47] <SlpCtrl> I bet.
[16:47] <tptd> i squat 290 bench 240 and dead lift 250
[16:47] <hxc> whats a g6
[16:48] <abrn> g6 is my plane
[16:48] <hxc> 6 grams HAHAH
[16:48] <SlpCtrl> Lol I bet you do tptd.
[16:48] <SlpCtrl> It only makes sense that you deadlift 10 more pounds than you bench after all.
[16:48] <tptd> why wuldnt it pussy
[16:48] <abrn> i weigh 290
[16:48] <SlpCtrl> Well, because most people deadlift at the very least 100 more pounds than they bench. Benching uses smaller muscle groups.
[16:48] <abrn> do u think u could squat me
[16:49] <SlpCtrl> I squat 315
[16:49] <hxc> lol
[16:49] <tptd> ok whatever have fun w ur broscience
[16:49] <SlpCtrl> Deadlift 485 and bench 255
[16:49] <abrn> do u think if u lift me a lot then i will lose weight
[16:49] <SlpCtrl> You need to have your diet in check.
[16:49] <tptd> u need 2 shut ur fucking mouth
[16:49] <SlpCtrl> Lol.
[16:49] <tptd> Lol.
[16:50] <abrn> Lol.
[16:50] <hxc> {L}âUghîñ Ôut £òU{Ð}
[16:50] <tptd> stop riding my chat style thanks in advance
[16:50] <hxc> ghost ride the chats
[16:50] <SlpCtrl> If only people would speak to me that way IRL :(.
[16:50] <abrn> stop riding my cock so slowly thanks in advance
[16:50] <tptd> shut the fuck up ^
[16:50] <SlpCtrl> They'd get their wind pipe crushed.
[16:50] <tptd> so u got a cat you food it walk it scrath its head play mouse with it and stuff
[16:51] <abrn> gotta get dat buum buum buum
[16:52] <SlpCtrl> Any good scary movies anyone see lately?
[16:52] <abrn> i have somth 2 tell 2 u all, i lost my mthrfukng virgin this week to 6a friend name paul so just sit n ur fuckin nerd center wit 15 bottle pops lyien aroundt you suckin on tha whole worls dick
[16:53] <abrn> SlpCtrl~|~ paranormal activity is gr8 is will scare your shit balls the fuck out of your shit socket
[16:53] <SlpCtrl> you mean 2?
[16:53] <SlpCtrl> I saw the first one, thought it was stupid as fuck.
[16:53] <abrn> nah i never rly watch horror
[16:53] <SlpCtrl> That's all I watch lol.
[16:53] <abrn> wtf lol you are missin out
[16:53] <SlpCtrl> I think comedies and hsit are gay as fuck lol.
[16:54] <abrn> have you seen oldboy
[16:54] <SlpCtrl> Nah what's that?
[16:54] <abrn> nah i dont like comedies - i like FILM
[16:54] <abrn> oldboy great movie must watch right now
[16:54] <SlpCtrl> Well all film has a genre.
[16:55] <abrn> watch gummo gr8 movie dont watch it
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==The origins of grove==
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==Phone hijinks==

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*[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10621288/invisibleman%20-%20craigslist%20lady%201.mp3]
*[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10621288/invisibleman%20-%20craigslist%20lady%202.mp3]
*[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10621288/invisibleman%20-%20craigslist%20lady%203.mp3]
*[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10621288/invisibleman%20-%20craigslist%20lady%204.mp3]
*[https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10621288/invisibleman%20-%20craigslist%20lady%205.mp3]
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==See also==
*[http://pastebin.com/PfLrLnMF some server that wasn't grove getting rmed by script kiddies after Halotex nullroutes skidsr.us multiple times]
*[http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,2575.0.html#.UOi4vG_n6ws ujb is a Southern Baptist]
*{{twitter|shitabrnsays}}
*{{twitter|irclapdog}}
*[[Penis Pump]]
*[[BLACK_MAN|BMC]]

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