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[[File:GregWHoward.jpg|thumb|Greg W. Howard]]

'''Greg W. Howard''' is an elite form of [[Republicunt|Republican]] operative, highly trained in [[Libertarian]] [[Bullshit|Philosophy]], and his duties today include organizing for the [[Nazis|Tea Party]]. As a [[Hillbilly|resident]] of [[Alabama|Alabama]] he dwells in the heart of this [[Confederate|real American movement]]. Greg has a glorious history as a United States Marine and he will kick your ass if you ''question'' his ''military career''. He has had a few dark episodes over the years, but none of this was his fault, it was all [[God|God’s]] will.

== Marine Corps Career==

Greg likes to claim he was a United States Marine, but he was part of a special subset of Marines known as [[Gay|squids]]. A real squid has suckers, while a Marine Corp squid '''is''' a [[Fellatio|sucker]], requesting shipboard duty knowing full well what will happen. Night after night, locked in the fantail of a Navy supply ship, Greg served both our [[America|great nation]] ''and'' the needs of his ship-bound [[Homosexuals|crew mates]].

His throat rubbed raw by constant ''watches'', Greg was dishonorably discharged after [[Masturbation|dishonorably discharging]] himself in the middle of the mess during breakfast.

==Financial Planning==

Greg is a [[Christian|Christian]] financial advisor with a 12.5% success rate. That is to say he manages to declare bankrupt only every eight years, instead of the maximum once every seven years allowed by law.

His church, [[Cult|Wiregrass, LLC]], is tied to [http://mondayhope.com a scammy insurance sales operation].

==Massive Fan Club==

[[File:GregWHoward_umpire.jpg|thumb|right|Paparazzi caught Greg at play in 2011 in this photo. Note the unsightly, pendulous man-boobs.]]

As a noted [[Fucktard|thinker]] Greg has accumulated over 93,000 followers for his Twitter account, {{twitter|GregWHoward|@GregWHoward}}, where his [[Stupid|brilliant]] pronouncements drive his insurance business and inform others of [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|important news]].

Loved by almost all, there ''have'' been a few unfortunate events. Andrew Breitbart once failed to recognize Greg’s native wit and wisdom, resulting in this [[Butthurt|hurtful exchange]].

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Such a renowned [[Expert]] can’t help but draw a few [[Portal:Trolls|detractors]]. One such detractor, the artist formerly known as ''Obamagician'',  [[Pedophiles|endangered]] Greg’s children with this pithy pronouncement.

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Greg has also drawn criticism from videographer [http://www.youtube.com/user/pumpybeanis Pumpy Beanis].


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== Nightly Circle Jerk ==

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Greg hosts a nightly [[Masturbation| circle jerk]] on Twitter, so you can experience his penetrating intellect for yourself. He will always be accompanied by one or more of his circle of [[Faggot| close]] friends and this stimulating event is often co-hosted by Patrick_Swift_Read. Attendees may include

* {{twitter|Dr_Rose|@Dr Rose}}
* {{twitter|burntpowder|@burntpowder}}
* {{twitter|slingbrush|@slingbrush}}

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== See Also ==

* {{twitter|GregWHoward|@GregWHoward}} - Quit twitter(?)
* [http://gregwhoward.net/ gregwhoward.net]

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