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Graeme attacks Nick after he has Tucker's channel baleeted. AGAIN!!!11<br>
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[[File:Nickycharliehorsephonewhatever.jpg|thumb|250px|"Speshal? I shure am! SHUCKS!"]]
[[Image:Diaper_fag_damien_turner.jpg|right|thumb|250px|"Diapers are hot right?"]] 
'''Nick Khamhou Dethoudom Chaleun[[phone]]''' (aka '''Nicky the Bigot''' aka [http://www.youtube.com/user/kamododragoon kamododragoon] on [[YouTube]]) is a fat, [[hypocritical]], Azn  [[ladyboy]] and prolific [http://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2009/06/10/clique-pet-peeve/ blogger]. This epic [[lolcow]] is a 34-year-old military brat that lives with his parents and attends Southern Connecticut State University where she's studying to be a [[faggot|nurse]]. He's [[Virginbus|never had a real girlfriend except one that he met online who faked her own death]]. If you thought furries were weird, then you haven't met the load-that-should-have-been-swallowed-by-his-worthless-whore-of-a-mother that is Nicky "Diaper" Chaleunphone. 

Nick's hobbies include [http://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/whats-up-with-women-and-leggings-these-days/ women's underwear], [[faggotry|writting]] [[faggotry|poetry]], [[faggotry|nudism]], [[faggotry|hiking]], [[faggotry|camping]], [[bukkake]] and [[fail]]ing at the Internets. By [[BAW|BAAAWWWWing]] about this article and trying to get it [[baleeted|taken down]] he fed the trolls and saved it from its original destination: getting flushed down [[Special:Log/delete|ED's toilet]].

{{quote|I am also [[irony|a writter]] and i write [[Duke Otterland|poetry books]] in my spare time|Nick Chaleun[[phone]]}}

It appears that Nicky also fancies himself as a YouTube [[troll]] and managed to get himself a page on [[ED]] by [[butthurt|winding up]] his [[YouTube]] nemesis [[Graeme Stephen Tucker]] (who originally shat out this totally unEDworthy {{tname|crapstub}} [[Shit nobody cares about|on June 18th]] [[2010]]). It is doubtful that their retarded [[Internet sissy fight]] is at all [[lulzy]] or [[dramatic]] enough to be of any interest to [[ED]]'s readers, [[nobody cares|much less warrant an article]], but since Nicky's [http://web.archive.org/web/20100623002333/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Sas_gaz attempts to have this page removed] has piqued the interests of [[ED IRC|#wiki]], there may indeed be [[Unrealistic Expectations|lulz and drama in them thar hills]]. 

He has already informed [[sysops|the management]] that this article is a grave threat to the [[SFB|national security]] of these United States of America as his brother is a [[1337]] [[anti-lulz|counter-terrorism]] Ninja in [[Afghanistan]] and is closing in on [[Osama bin Laden]] so giving his address away to [[Talib&]] spies (who lurk ED for intelligence on US troop movements) is tantamount to treason.

So pull up a chair and a bucket of popcorn...sit back and relax and we'll see [[Streisand effect|what happens]].

== Bio ==

[[Dumbass|In his own words]]: "I do have some [[moobs|breast growth]],  a micro [[penis]] and yes I do get [[Period|periods]].  I [[Castration|can’t reproduce and I can’t have kids]], which [[Eproctophilia|stinks]] and that [[Sick Fuck|suits me fine]].  I’m also [[YouTube Deaf Jam|hearing impaired]] on my [[pussy|right ear]]. Which I can only [[Sex|hear]] [[Anal|in my left ear]]"

===On Being Flamed===
''"I’m not scared or [[engrish|shock]] anymore if anyone writes anything bad or good about me, because [[done with ED|I’m through with all the shock I’ve seen online]] and [[orly|nothing will ever shock me or faze me ever again]]. It’s [[Bullying|like being bullied]] and it [[lies|doesn’t even bother me anymore]]. It just [[The Burden of Proof|proves]] that [[NORP|society]] has [[Redundant|devolved downward]] and not [[Evolution|evolved]] to the [[Aspergers|next level]]. That’s why [[Asking for it|I will write on my blogs and make videos regardless]] [[faggot|what people say or think about me]] because I learned that [[Lies|It doesn’t matter what people think of me]], because the [[Narcissistic personality disorder|only person that really matters]] more is [[Graeme Stephen Tucker|me and myself]]."'' 

''"I think [[The Man|they]] should [[censorship|set limits to that type of writing]] people write because if [[Faggots|we]] allow [[Truth|that type of writing]], [http://bit.ly/b9Yode what kind lesson are we teaching our kids about what we post online as adults]?"''

[http://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/realities-of-blogging/ ''November 9, 2009'']

===On ACTUALLY WEARING (OMFG) DIAPERS===

Nick has tried to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] about his diapers but [[google]] search always wins.

<center>{{morphquote|diapers|background-color: tan; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|i've been soo stressed out that sometimes i wish i can go back on to the diapers. '''Yes, i do wear adult diapers''' and it's only out of convenience and when i go out around town. I'm a lazy person when it comes to going to the bathroom. When i am out traveling, i do wear wear diaper's. What i do have to get is a plastic pants to cover up the diapers i wear.|Nick Chaleunphone
|Wow, cool [[blog]]. I have thought about [[Infantilism|going diapered]] [[No life|24/7]] and I [[Will|may try]] it sometime in the fall. [[retard|I like how you kept a details about being diapered 24/7]] and it's giving me [[Hope|hope]] to try it also.|Nick Chaleunphone
|So how is it so far wearing diapers 24/7. I have thought about [[Sick Fuck|going 24/7]] wearing [[diapers]] and by [[Fag|reading your blog]], i gain some insight as to if [[No|it's worth it]] and so far [[Retard|it seems worth it]]. '''I do like wearing diapers 24/7, not having to worry about going to the bathroom or having to find a bathroom when your out traveling or on the go'''. [[A/S/L|So what's your brand that you are using and what do u like about them]]|Nick Chaleunphone
|I gotta question, when you do [[shit|mess your diaper]] do u go right away and change at a bathroom or wait until your home and then change. Let me know how it goes because i'm reading your blog [[Fap|very well]] and i am starting to think '''i should try and go diapered 24/7''' [[Fellatio|just like you]]|Nick Chaleunphone|}}</center>

===Boasting about his [[My Tiny Dick|micropenis]]===

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|I can push my [[penis]] inward up to 1 1/2 inches inside of me. I can push it as far in as I can feel the pubic or hip bones. I literally can finger myself the same way that women do|Nick Chaleunphone
|My [[penis]] size is [[My Tiny Dick|1 inches when soft and when it gets hard, it expands to 3 inches]], about the size of a chap stick or lipstick|Nick Chaleunphone
|I consider my [[penis]] to be an oversized clitoris and that since it’s so small, I barely notice it being their|Nick Chaleunphone
|It feels like I’m finger fucking myself and feels like precum swirling around inside when I push my [[penis]] inward|Nick Chaleunphone|}}</center>

===Nick has [[no friends]]===

Nick has no [[You don't have any friends|real friends]], he has never gone on a date and [[baw|BAAWWWWW]]  all about it.

<center>{{morphquote|no life|background-color: Aqua; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;|Like any other birthdays, I’ll just assume to be like any other day, nothing more or nothing less because, I don’t have friends to enjoy it with or a girlfriend to enjoy it with.
|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/05/01/16-days-of-misery/ ''nick's 31st birthday'']
|i really hate valentines day. i don’t have anyone in a relationship and i know this day stinks for me. Sure i wish i had a girlfriend today, [[truth|but i know that will never happen for me]].|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/02/14/i-really-hate-valentines-day/ ''nick speaks the truth'']
|I know that my odds of me ever getting a girlfriend are about the same as hitting the powerball or wining the lottery. I know i never dated in middle school and high school and even in college, i never dated.|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/05/07/rambling-mind/ ''nick failed at dating'']
|I’m proubly going to end up being alone, at home, sitting in front of the computer or working out in the [[lie|gym]] alone with no one to spend time with.|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/05/07/rambling-mind/ ''Nick predicts his future'']|}}</center>

===Nick's fake dead girlfriend===

His only "[[lie|girlfriend]]" was online at just [[fail|31 years old]] they were [[Friend#OL_Friends|penpals]] she became his [[girlfriend]] when she [[Died#Hoax_Death.2FFake_Death|faked her own death]] so he would leave her alone!. 
<center>{{morphquote|girlfriend|background-color: Silver; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;|Ya know, that girl that i was chatting with named Lexy. Well today i got those dreadful email from her close friends. She died last week in a [[Pwnt|car accident]]. It came to me as a blow and a shock.I wasn’t close to her, but as a penpal, i was getting to know her as a friend.|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/04/sad-times/ ''Nick says they were just friends'']
|Well today, i feel numb and in pain because my girlfriend got cut down by a careless Drunk Driver. It was a shame that i’m never going to meet lexy in person and now that she’s gone, the only thing that i have to remind me of her is the [[camwhore|pictures]] of her and her emails. She was a very [[slut|sexy]] fine lady and [[lie|one of my first girlfriends]] that i have ever met and layed my eyes on|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/04/my-first-girlfriend-gone/ ''Nick talks about his "girlfriend"'']
|I know i [[BAWW|cried many times over mentioning her Lexy’s name and speaking of Lexy]]. She was my [very first girlfriend and someone who i knew i was so in love with. I believe before she died i believe she was thinking of me and i knew i was thinking of her.|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/05/life-without-lexy-mangan/ ''Nick Chaleunphone'']
|Lexy was a one of a kind woman. She has [[slut|class]], she was very sexy, she was unadulterated, uninhibited and was very sexual and open for a woman of her age.|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/finding-a-girl-like-lexy/ ''Nick Chaleunphone'']
|I loved her when she made love to another women and that’s what i loved about her. I loved her when Lexy went down on Shelby and made wild passionate love. That’s why i know I’ll never find another woman like Lexy, who can please me and make wild, passionate love to another woman all at the same time.|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/finding-a-girl-like-lexy/ ''Nick Chaleunphone'']
|I know i like to have a girlfriend who can love me sexually, intimately, physically and emotionally all while she’s with her girlfriend also. It’s hard for me to find girls like that where i live because all the girls where i live are just pass their used date or not my type.
|[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/09/life-after-lexy-mangan/ ''Nick Chaleunphone'']
|She was my first girlfriend and she would have been my first experience with her. Boy, i would have enjoyed Lexy and Shelby’s company. I would loved to enjoy their pussy and worship them like a god. |[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/a-special-day-that-was-suppose-to-be/ ''Nick Chaleunphone'']
|Her name was [[Your grandma|Lexy Mangan]]. She was from Seattle and she was a very beautiful blond girl. The tragic thing with Lexy was that I was never gona meet with her because, [[Pwnt|she died in a car accident]] with a drunk Driver. She was my first girlfriend and she was my first long distance relationship. Though '''the bright side of it all, I became [[lie|close friends]] of Lexy’s girl friend. Shelby.''' |[https://nickysworld.wordpress.com/2007/12/31/nicks-year-in-review/ ''Nick Chaleunphone'']|}}</center>


After this he began to actively stalk [[Lady Gaga]] who wrote a song  demanding he stop calling her.

{{quote|Stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore|Lady Gaga}}

== Flame war Time ==

Nick is in battle with [[Graeme Stephen Tucker]] over what medications they take & what medical conditions they have. The battle has lasted for years and he is now obsessed & wants to kill Graeme.

== Nick Fails at Dramatica ==

Nick found out that he had a page on dramatica [[raged]] he tried deleting the page 5 times and each time [[User:MysteryBot]] [[pwned]] him, now all that's left is his memorial page [[User:Sas_gaz]]. After first [[failing]] he tried again with [[User:Mafiaboy]] and [[fail|fhailed]] again. Finally, in a blaze of [[fail|glory]], he tried again as [[User:Latinthugs]]. You know the rest ...

After he fhayled on [[ED]] he then blamed it on [[Graeme Stephen Tucker]] and proceeded to phail harder. His audio is out of sync with the video and he said he would get the [[FBI]] to lock away [[Graeme Stephen Tucker]] for making the article.

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== Nick Fails at ED's Users' List ==
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My name is '''Nick Chaleunphone'''. Someone by the user [[Graeme Stephen Tucker|Rougeonekiwi]] made a ED page on me and has posted [[dox|personal information]]. The page I am talking about is <nowiki>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nick_Chaleunphone</nowiki>. I would like to have this page removed because it posted [[dox|personal information]] such as my address, phone number and where I live. The user [[Graeme Stephen Tucker|Rougeonekiwi]] has [[oh noes|violated your TOS]] and has posted [[dox|personal information]] such as address, and phone of the person.


If this Page is not removed I will be going to the [[lolsuit|State Attorney Generals]] office and the [[FBI]] to [[BAW|file a complaint]].

''Your current IP address is 71.233.187.44, and the block ID is #63567.''<br>
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<big>Nick K.D Chaleunphone, FF/EMT-B</big><br>
<big>[[Village People|United States Coast Guard Auxiliary]], 1SR, Fl 14-24-11</big><br>
<big>[[gay|Semper Paratus, Always ready]]</big><br>

[[gay|Honor]] - [[gay|Respect]] - [[gay|Devotion to Duty]]

Nicky likes to claim membership in the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary but the truth is that he is a non active member. He pays annual membership dues so that he can remain a member, but he has never trained or qualified in any mission area and only rarely attends monthly Flotilla meetings. He stays in just so that he can have a uniform. His Flotilla wants nothing to do with him anymore. There is nobody in his family that serves or has ever served in the U.S. military, that's just another Nicky lie. I am a member of the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary from his Flotilla.

== Nick Writes a Book ==

Nick being a serious writter he has a self published book of poems
[http://www.amazon.com/Immortal-Poet-Nick-K-Chaleunphone/dp/0738821985/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236661795&sr=1-1 Amazon], Its a highly successful book Rank: 3,870,553.

He <del>wrote</del> stole all his poems himself. Nick stole one of his poems from Dionne Warwick. He had a preview of this poem but has since [http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/book_excerpt.aspx?bookid=1269 deleted it], you can still see his poem preview from [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=The+Immortal+Poet+Nick+Chaleunphone+A+Friend+of+mine&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= google that he stole]. The rest of the poems are probably stolen too but no one has brought his shit so who knows?

The poems [http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Immortal-Poet/Nick-K-Chaleunphone/e/9780738821986/?itm=1#TOC include]:
*A Friend of mine - stolen from dionne-warwick
*Bisexuality
*Dip in the lake
*The lonely one
*The Naked Dream
*I Love Diapers

===Nick writes 'another' fucking book===
{{quote|Poetry writing to me is like therapeutic writing. To provide [[grammar|an a]] escape from all the pains of life. It's a release from all that I see and [[FAIL|here]] |Nick, in his [[boring|second book of poetry]].}}

== Nick fails at ED IRC ==

Nick was on [[serious business]] a matter of life and danger to get his page removed because its a fact [[terrorists]] hunt people down using [[ED]]

{{main|Nick Chaleunphone/Chat logs}}

*[00:25] <SAS> I need a wiki page removed because someone posted personal information on me
*[00:27] <SAS> Can somone please remove it because I have family in the Military and posting it can be [[SERIOUS BUSINESS|a security issue]]
*[00:29] <SAS> Please, because I do not want some terrorist attacking my family because my brother is in the Army
*[00:33] <SAS> I have family in the Army and serving in Afghanistan and what someone did put my whole family in [[Osama|danger]]
*[00:33] <Fendaril> maybe he means srs business
*[00:33] <@Lmte> danger?
*[00:33] <NegiSpringfield> I hope a Mujahid gets lucky
*[00:38] <SAS> I ask that that the page get's removed because someone is making a page to post personal information on where I live
*[00:39] <SAS> [http://www.no-fly-list.com/ How about I tell u who's on the NO fly list?]
*[00:40] <SAS> Come on
*[00:40] <SAS> I can't joke here
*[00:50] <SAS> <nowiki>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nick_Chaleunphone</nowiki>
*[00:50] <SAS> I want this page removed
*[00:51] <TrainOfThought> tbh I don't care about you much SAS, but the page does suck.
*[00:53] <SAS> I know You guys at ED are the coolest thing
*[00:53] <@Lmte> stop sucking up
*[00:53] * SAS was kicked by Lmte (Lmte)

== Contact Information ==
''"See, when I was [[shota|a younger person]] on the internet, I use to be open alot about myself and about [[lolcow|who I am]]. Now since I have been [[stalk]]ed and [[Megan Meier|harassed online]] by other people and [[Graeme_Stephen_Tucker|people on YouTube]]. '''I don’t post my personal information <big><big>anymore</big></big>.''' I am very weary and [[orly|very careful of what I post]] including [[DISREGARD|the exact location of where I live, including my hometown and my address]]. I don’t even put those on my blog <big>'''anymore'''</big> as well. Even on my Facebook, I have made it [[7 proxies|harder for people to find me]], but I will only add those who I know very well and I can trust."''

===Dox===
*Phone Numbers
::+1 860.538.4577
::+1 860.747.8339
::860 356-4631
*Address
::His University address 77 Maria road Plainville, CT 06062
::Parents address 127 Roosevelt St New Britain, CT 06051-4119 (860) 827-0107
*Email
::kamododragon@gmail.com
::chaleunphon1@owls.southernct.edu
*Instant messaging
::Google Talk: kamododragon
::Skype:	kamododragoon
::Msn: swordsman14@hotmail.com
::AIM: rescuerangers21
::Yahoo!: n.chaleunphone

== Nicks links ==

Nick makes himself look like a [[cock]] everywhere on the [[internets]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/nchaleunphone Facebook]
*[http://nickysworld.wordpress.com/ Personal Blog]
*[http://www.formspring.me/kamododragon Formspring]
*[http://twitter.com/Kamododragoon Twitter]
*[http://www.myspace.com/kamododragoon Myspace]
*[http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nicky-s-live-cast Ustream]
*[http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickchaleunphone Linkedin]
*[http://www.youtube.com/kamododragoon youtube]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Poppysox13 youtube sockaccount]
*[http://kallmannssyndrome.wordpress.com/ Kallmannssyndrome Blog] [[shit no one cares about]]
*[http://www.last.fm/user/Kamododragoon Last.fm]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/kamododragoon/ Flickr]
*[http://profiles.friendster.com/31094944 friendster]
*[http://swim.isport.com/9445006051 isport]
*[http://www.firehouse.com/forums/showthread.php?p=221274 Firehouse]
*[http://www.interpals.net/kamododragon Penpals]

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