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{{notice|Cancerr is [[the cancer]] that is killing [[sammich]]es!}}
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{{quote|i almost ran for senate last year|Cancerr}}

[[Image:Julieglasses.jpg|thumb|center|175px|Senator Dipshit]]

[[Image:Joolie.jpg|right|thumb|175px| WAT]]
[[Image:Joolie2a.jpg|right|thumb|175px| see section on drug abuse]]
[[image:Cancerr1.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Cancerr after being beaten by her man for fuckin up his [[sammich]].]]
[[Image:Cancerr40.jpg|thumb|Cancerr's multiple holes. Begging for [[Double Nigger]]y.]]
[[image:Cancerr55.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Why the long face, Cancerr?  This is one of the only photos of her head available.  In other, semi-related news, cancerr has asked me to remove this picture from ED due to her worries concerning her shitty jewelry business.  See logs below.]]
[[image:Cancerr2.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Note the complete lack of her horseface]]
[[image:Cancerr50.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Little known fact: Cancerr enjoys [[Fishing]].]]
[[image:Cancerr3.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Happens every day]]
[[image:Cancerr4.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Cancerr: "so cute, he has my nose!"]]
[[image:Cancerr5.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Mommy???  Why didn't you love me?]]
[[image:Cancerr33.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Tell me she didn't just say this]]
[[image:Cancerr6.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Not just for hanging clothes anymore]]
[[image:Bawwwww_bunny.jpg|right|thumb|175px| The Internet is Serious Business]]
[[Image:Tagteamdp.gif|right|frame|175px| Can the mystery be explained?]]
[[Image:Cancer100.gif|right|thumb|175px| It's a shame this guy doesn't have two cocks]]
[[image:Cancerr14.jpg|right|thumb|175px| [[Nice Guys| A fan]] appears!!!]]
[[image:Cancerr8.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Conspiracy??? ]]
[[image:Cancerr7.jpg|right|thumb|175px| A very good question...]]
[[image:Cancerrtwo.jpg|right|thumb|175px| The perfect lover]]
[[image:Cancerr9.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Looking for love in all the wrong places...]]
[[image:Cancerr13.jpg|right|thumb|175px| She's as big a [[Drama Llama|fan of herself]] as we all are! ]]
[[Image:Cancerrwrong.jpg|right|thumb|175px|Ha Ha?]]
[[image:Longface.jpg|right|thumb|175px| Longface is Long.]]



'''Please note, this article contains no information concerning [[Cancer]] or [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]].  It is an article about a [[loser|real live person.]]'''



=='''Introduction'''==

{{quote|im not annoying|No, seriously, she isn't.}}


{{quote|i wish sometimes I could grow a beard.|random stupidity from Cancerr}}

[http://www.theforum.com/member.php?u=152887/ Cancerr] is a [[Psychopath|sociopath]] who posts on various website [[forum|forums]] and chats in several [[IRC|IRC channels.]] She is also the proud [[Your Mom|mother]] of a 2-year-old [[abortion]] that she has yet to name. She lost her baby after her man beat her senseless for fucking up his [[sammich]]. But that's [[otay]], cos a good sammich is hard to come by, whereas plopping out spawn that will eventually deplete the National Sammich Reserve is a recipe for [[Chanocalypse Naow|FAIL and RUIN.]]

== '''Description''' ==

[[image:canc.jpg|center|thumb|175px| Oh the years, they have not been kind...]]


In the beginning, God made the [[Mr. Hands|Horse.]]  Several eons later, we still have the horse, but we also have [[Slut|Cancerr.]]  Because of her outlandishly long face, Cancerr has often been mistaken for a horse, when in reality she is a [[camwhore]] who often posts pictures of herself from the [[Butterface|neck down to avoid comments about her equine facial structure.]]

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== '''Ego''' ==



Cancerr also boasts a monstrous ego and her [[Penis envy|envy]] is unmatched on the Internet.

{{quote|Cancerr is a mild mannered kind of horse fond of delusions and merriment until she sees other stallions whinnying over the delights of other fillies and then she becomes demon horse from HELL. Throwing fire from her gaping maw, she blasts any females she encounters back to homeliness. | just about every woman who has ever spoken to Cancerr.}}

{{quote|I ROCK YOU SUCK|Cancerr speaking of herself…which is always}}


== '''A Portrait Of A Sociopath As A Young Woman''' ==

{{quote|I have had moments where I was doubting reality while sober. Like I thought maybe I could be dreaming, etc. but they only last a minute or so and I can control them by focusing on small details like dirt on the floor, etc.|cancerr}}

Because of her massive ego and her general disdain for any other person in the whole wide world, Cancerr is a Sociopath of an order rarely seen on this side of the padded cell.  She is constantly in denial of her problems and her personal shortcomings.  These include:

*Living in a [[Poor|shed]] in her mother’s back yard
*Gaining huge amounts of [[fat|weight]] due to cheap [[Food|hay pricing]]
*Figuring out how to use a soldering iron to bend beer bottle caps into [[Shit nobody cares about|jewelry]]
*How to wear said jewelry on her hooves
*How to [[The Internet is serious business|sell the crap]]
*How to warm up [[Cunt|hot pockets]] in the [[cat in Microwave|microwave]] when her hooves are far too big to push the buttons
*How to deny her own [[Pain series|abortion]]


== '''Keeping the Story Straight''' ==

{{quote|I just never got into internet relationships-friend or otherwise. I have to know someone in person to give a shit.|Cancerr... explaining how she has become pregnant by a person she met on the internet...}}

Cancerr is a pathological [[Liar|liar]].  Because she finds her life boring or just plain [[lame]], Cancerr must lie about her life in an attempt to "jazz it up" a bit.  As usual, we find that Cancerr cannot keep her mouth shut and chats herself into being caught in a lie.  For those of you who don't know, the [http://medlibrary.org/medwiki/Stanford_Cardinal/ Stanford University] mascot is not "tree" but rather "Cardinal."

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12:40:18    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : im at university
12:40:20    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : durrr
12:40:34    Longtoe : phoenix university?
12:40:36    Longtoe : lol
12:40:44    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : stanford

a few minutes of bullshit.

12:51:52    Longtoe : Hey cancerr what is your school's mascot?
12:51:57    dan : face it, you are a washed up brat and you have to go back and forth from
 continent to continent because the people around you get sick of your shit
12:52:12    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : yes, thats it
12:52:33    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : tree
12:52:50    dan : oh you fucking moron. you dont even go to stanford you dipshit
12:53:05    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : what if i did?
12:53:07    Longtoe : LOL
12:53:11    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i mean, i know the mascot
12:53:14    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : so it must be true
12:53:17    dan : nobody believes you anymore
12:53:19    dan : you fucking liar

a few more minutes of bullshit

1:20:43    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : and left me to be raised in stanford by grad students
1:20:48    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : and thats where i've lived ever since
1:21:00    dan : oh wait, you lied about the stanford stuff, better take that out...you know edit it
1:21:18    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : no no, its all true
1:21:23    cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : our mascot is the tree
1:21:30    dan : ...
1:21:50    dan : jump on google pls
1:23:52        ···• cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr went and quit the channel Quit:
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In this chat, she also proves that she is an insufferable idiot.  Approximately five seconds worth of search time would have revealed all the information she needed.  Pays to research before you start yapping.

== '''Negative Reputation''' ==

{{quote|ok, right now Im at -7000 rep. get me down to -6000 and i'll post my tits!|Cancerr trying to dig out of the hole}}

On [http://www.theforum.com/ theforum] members are [[Sarcasm|encouraged]] to use a [[Defamation|reputation system]] (Rep) to rate other users.  This system is a valuable tool in that it allows new users to see who the douchebags on theforum are and it also allows senior members to haze, bully, and cause general drama on the various [[Forum|sub-boards.]]

Cancerr currently boasts an impressive '''negative 7000 Rep points.'''  This is a [[Awesome|true testament to the users of the forum]] in that they actually all voted as one voice when it comes to the [[Douchebag|douchebaggery of Cancerr.]]  Because of this [[Stupid|low score]] on her Rep scale, Cancerr cannot view certain portions of the messageboard; she has [[Lie|vowed]] to gain positive Rep so that she can then go and access these hidden areas.  

First, when she found out that she could not access hidden forum areas she [[Ignored|immediately stated that she didn't care]] and that they were "gay."

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5:06:24 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : how many posts do you need to get into wi now?
5:06:36 dan : 1001
5:06:38 s33w33d : You? 3842528723465932459218749123572091375012375023.
5:06:39 ThinkPink : 5000000000
5:06:53 gub : 5.
5:07:09 ThinkPink : 2pisuared
5:08:06 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i've got like 1003
5:09:07 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : 1005 and still nothing
5:09:28 ThinkPink : pretty sure you have to have positive rep, as well
5:09:48 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : really?
5:09:51 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : thats gay
5:09:56 dan : lol
5:10:02 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i'll have to post my tits agian or something
5:10:15 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : eh, wi sucks anyway
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Fine, this is good enough, [[GTFO|nobody wants her around anyways]]... but Cancerr is a dramawhore.  She cannot stand being left out or not invited.  Soon these hidden areas of theforum began to [[Irony|prey upon her mind.]]  In typical Cancerr fashion, she attempts to connive Rep points by showing [[Tits|naked portions of her slutty body.]]  This is okay, there are plenty of noobs on the forum boards who haven't seen her flappy and overworked tits.  Chatters in #spf recognized her [[Trying too hard|schemes]] and found them to be quite funny:

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5:18:18 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : so i have -7000 rep
5:18:23 gub : hahahahahha
5:18:25 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : how long would it take to get to positive?
5:18:28 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : lol
5:18:42 dan : even if arsch repped you for two months...
5:18:42 ThinkPink : it'd take some bunghole pictures at this rate, I think
5:18:44 ThinkPink : ;)
5:18:57 gub : moar ass
5:19:08 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : lol
5:19:17 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : maybe a week of being super nice to people and 3 tit pics?
5:19:30 gub : doubtful, but might as well try
5:19:44 dan : there arent that many people with enough rep to move 7000 points in a week
5:19:50 dan : at least that would rep you
5:20:06 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : but collectively?
5:20:26 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : 100 people?
5:20:35 dan : dunno, the pissant reppers only give you 20-50 points
5:20:38 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : according to cotton you can rep someone about every 4 days
5:20:50 dan : thats if you give rep all the time
5:20:55 ThinkPink : i don't rep a lot, I can rep the same person like once a month
5:21:01 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : me too
5:21:03 dan : and you max out...cant use rep for 24 hours
5:21:06 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : or less than that
5:21:20 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : well cotton makes it his mission to neg me every four days
5:21:24 s33w33d : i can move a lot of rep
5:21:26 gub : haha
5:21:27 s33w33d : but i don't/
5:21:31 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : omg it'd be almost worth it to get green just to piss him off
5:21:34 s33w33d : i should do it more often so i can neg rep you more
5:21:41 s33w33d : but i don't
5:22:30 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : once you go red its hard to go back because people are sheep
5:22:37 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : they see you're red so they rep you red
5:22:43 dan : or they are the shepard ;)
5:24:48 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : god im bored
5:24:53 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i really should do stuff
5:24:56 ThinkPink : come fix my car
5:24:57 acefire : go outside
5:25:00 acefire : play in traffic
5:25:02 acefire : plz
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Finally, Cancerr realizes (far too late) that she has to change her retarded ways if she is ever to get out of the hole she has excavated for herself.

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5:28:52 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i have to start being nice to the people that hate me.
5:28:53 ThinkPink : NVM, it's stuck on sept 22
5:28:59 charlietuna : tard parade? count me in
5:29:00 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : they're all morons so they're easy to manipulate
5:29:36 charlietuna : joolies a communist!
5:30:33 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : socialist
5:30:44 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i would be a communist but dont believe it can work on a larger scale
5:31:06 cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : and also it stops progress in stuff like technology.
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So it looks like Cancerr will be posting tits in order to gain access to places she cannot see as of now.  Photos will of course be put here and updated as they come in, but since she isn't promising anything, they may never show up at all.  Further reading can be found [http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=113363/ in this thread]

=== Dramawhore Gallery ===


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Image:cancertit1.jpg|These are worth about 10 Rep points
Image:cancertit2.jpg|Myspace angle for the noobs
Image:cancertit3.jpg|[[Retard|Down's Syndrome Tits]]
Image:cancertit4.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
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==Europe Via Van==

Some time in 2008, Cancerr came up with the brilliant idea to pack up her traveling carnival of defeat and move it to Europe.  The original conversation went something like this:

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cancerrrrrr:  Fuck, I hate America.  Things are so much nicer in Europe.
the_rest_of_the_channel:  Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
european_guy:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cancerrrrrr:  does anybody know if they like jewelry in Europe?
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===GTFO===

Once she arrived in Europe (Britain) she immediately began making friends and everything turned out happy.  Fast forward a few months and yes, even Europe is sick of her shit.  She has been asked to leave her apartment by her housemates, who, coupled with the tragic circumstances of her miserable life and with the lack of rent payments they have received, were forced to tell her to GTFO.  Oh well, no worries... she still has a plan.

{{quote|well im moving into the van|cancerrino}}

So now this miserable bag is living in a van down by the river.  Things aren't that bad, they could be worse... but she has everything taken care of inside the van to make it as comfy as possible.  She can cook, sleep, and even make her jewelry right out of the back of the van!  I hear the Europe is a fine place to tour via an automobile; beautiful spaces, lots of history, incredible food... whatever could go wrong?

===Wrecking a Van===

{{quote|i stupidly drove my van into a height barrier yesterday and ripped off half the front of my roof. its a huge ass hole. front is all cracked as well. I need to fix this and i've been told with mesh and fiberglass and resin it is possible. Can someone tell me exactly what i need to do and what products to get? i want to do this as cheap as possible because i have no money. also, if you're in the uk, do you know good places to buy these things? i have no clue. thanks|cancerrrino, May 2, 2009}}

Since she owes her housemates a bunch of money, this new development in the ONGOING MISADVENTURES OF A 30-SOMETHING RETARD is particularly devastating.  She cannot afford to fix the van unless she stiffs the people she has been living with.  She cannot afford to pay the money she owes to her friends unless she is willing to forego fixing the van.  What to do!  What to do!

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[12:46] cancerrino: my housemates just got a new bill
[12:47] cancerrino: and now i owe them money
[12:47] cancerrino: and i intend to be as much of an ass as they were to me
[12:47] Mephistol: lolol broketimes
[12:47] cancerrino: because its only fair
[12:47] Mephistol: you should get a job julies
[12:47] Mephistol: instead of being a deadbeat and not paying bills
[12:48] cancerrino: and now they got a new bill and they want money from me!
[12:48] cancerrino: hilarious!
[12:48] thelostpatrol: fuck 'em
[12:48] cancerrino: yea, seriously tlp
[12:48] cancerrino: they gave me so much shit, it was unbelievable
[12:49] cancerrino: the girl started yelling and swearing at me
[12:49] zacwax: and of course you didn't deserve any of it
[12:49] cancerrino: and i pretty much damaged my roof cuz it was consuming me so much
[12:49] cancerrino: and then now they're here saying "oh, please pay us this money"
[12:49] wiciltd: Don't blame other peoeple for your own mistakes
[12:49] wiciltd: Tht's not proper
[12:49] cancerrino: no, it was my mistake
[12:49] cancerrino: but this drama stressed me out
[12:49] cancerrino: which caused me to make a mistake
[12:49] cancerrino: still my mistake
[12:49] cancerrino: but all im saying is this really got to me
[12:50] dan: given your track record of not telling the truth, the whole channel can pretty much take this new story with a grain of salt
[12:50] cancerrino: and bothered me a lot
[12:50] cancerrino: sure dan
[12:50] cancerrino: i dont care
[12:50] dan: you owe them money and you are lying here about it
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[[TheForum]] was, as usual, full of helpful comments:

[[Image:Cancerr300.png|thumb|center|1000px]]


Cancerr has even provided us some interior damage shots of the wreck.

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== '''Abortion and lulz''' ==


[[image:Abortedhorse.jpg|center|thumb|175px| AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]]


{{quote|most women in their late 20s who don't have kids or even those who do have (kids) had at least one abortion.|Cancerr and her twisted use of statistics.}}

A few years ago, Cancerr met a [[You|bum]] online.  This bum swept her off her feet and predictably she wound up [[pregnant|pregnant.]]  Rather than [[Suicide|accept her failure,]] she first attempted to [[Condom|joke]] about her troubles, however this soon devolved into her blaming everyone and everything for her [[You fail it|lapse in judgment.]]  

Oddly, she doesn’t realize that you have to swallow the pill for it to work.

{{quote|I was (sitting) on the pill at the time.|Cancerr}}

Not realizing that most people don’t make her type of mistakes, [[Hippy|she]] goes on to give us another shining bolt of [[Wisdom Cat|wisdom:]]

{{quote| Anyone with half a brain (which you obviously don’t possess) is aware of how fucked up the world is and how hard it is to raise a child without them being completely fucked up by your mistakes. | Explain it all away, honey…}}

None of her rationalizations work.  In the end, she resorts to saying that her child probably would have been a [[Epic fail guy|miscarriage anyways.]]

In [[Attention whore|Cancerr’s]] mind, she thinks that she can do no wrong.  If she posts about having an abortion because the child might be miscarried that sort of logic seems right to her… seems “okay.”

Finally, it should be noted that Cancerr’s own [[Basement-dweller|mother is taking care of her at this time.]]

== '''Drug Abuse''' ==

{{quote|heroin is awesome|Cancerr}}
{{quote|flouch reminds everyone not to share needles with cancerrrrrr|flouch}}

This section promises to be a very enlightening view into an idiot's mind.

It has recently been revealed that [[Retard|Cancerr]] is a [[drug|speed freak]] and a [[Meth#Methamphetamine|meth whore]].  This sort of destructive behavior is very conducive to her other [[Nerd|hobbies]] such as [[Comment whore|postwhoring]], never keeping her mouth shut, hiding out in a shed in her [[Basement-dweller|mom's backyard]], and coming up with [[Insane|ideas]] to get rich quick.  Maybe this is why she fears her abortion would have ended in [[Falcon punch|miscarriage]]? Let's listen as the expert explains her habits:

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[22:11] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> im bored
[22:11] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i should have stayed in the shed
[22:12] <NickDanger> stable
[22:12] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i wish i could live out there and have some privacy
[22:16] <Nowhereman> were you guys dropping acid
[22:16] <drstupid> only like 100 times ten years ago
[22:17] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> me too
[22:17] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i wonder if it affects me now
[22:19] <drstupid> nah
[22:20] <drstupid> it's remarkably harmless compared to thinks like meth
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i really need to date a photographer
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> cuz i cant take pics
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i suck
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> yea, meth is evil
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i used to do a lot of speed in germany
[22:20] <drstupid> i'll take pics of you
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> then came to the states and took meth cuz i thought they were the same thign
[22:20] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> omg, totally crazy shit
[22:21] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> i cleaned the bathroom with a toothbrush
[22:21] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> speed never did that to me
[22:21] <drstupid> meth is retardedly strong
[22:22] <drstupid> people who don't do it can do a few little grains of it and be up for 48 hours
[22:22] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> its dirty too
[22:23] <cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr> speed is a clean high
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=== Drug Abuse Gallery ===

{{quote|i just call it like it is |Cancerr telling the truth again.}}
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Image:cancerr200.jpg|lol
Image:cancerr201.jpg|LOL
Image:cancerr202.jpg|'''LOL'''
Image:Bcapcancerr.jpg|It's been a hard day's night...
Image:Juliedrinks.jpg|people who gulp their drinks tend to be alcoholics. 
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=='''Quotes'''==

Cancerr never shuts up.  She doesn't see that by letting her jaws flap, she only makes herself look more of a retard.  Straight from the horse's mouth, a lulzy group of quotes that feature the full magnitude of her brand of thinking.

{{quote|the best part is when the fetus is still alive, and you can feel it moving in your mouth whne you chomp down on it. its like pop rocks!|Cancerr talks about babies.  The facepalms keep facepalming...}}

{{quote|I hate being so clueless.|Cancerr's van is leaking differential fluid and she doesn't know what to do.}}

{{quote|i think they shock them or kill them super fast so they feel a minimum amount of pain.  Of course any death sucks.  I feel guilty killing insects (not spiders and mosquitos - i hate them all and they have to die!!!)|Cancerr, talking about shellfish.  Of course, she cares more about shrimp than her own baby.}}

{{quote|lol, what? i hate spiders and mosquitos cuz they bite me. They're a threat to me and therefore they must die. If its outside I'll leave it alone, but if its in my house, it dies. Especially mosquitos, i hate those bastards.|Babies must be a threat as well.}}

{{quote|i would say we're special, but not better. who's to say that life as a lobster isnt absolutely amazing and totally gratifying? I mean, sure, its awesome being a human but a lobster prolly has a rad life, same as a bird or other non human creatures. Even being an ant could be pretty awesome.|A child's life isn't amazing, therefore it's okay to kill one...but birds and ants?  Fuck Yeah!}}

{{quote|nah, that shits gross.  to date the oldest guy i've ever fucked was 34.  NEVER AGAIN.  from now on only 18 to 25.|Older men can't stand her flapping gums.}}

== '''Dual Assholes''' ==


<pre>
suey : julieee
suey : do u really have 2 buttholes?
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : no suey, 3
suey : why do people say that
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : cuz they cant count
f : she takes it in the cans
suey : hmm
suey : pictures?
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : lol
suey : pictures julie !
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : im sorry ur just gonna have to take my word for it
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : MY word is like law or something
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : or the bible
jenzi : hahaha
suey : i know what your boobies look like
suey : but iono how your treasure chest and stuff looks like
f : suey you pervert
f : stop tryin to see her vagina!
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : hahah
cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : god suey, you sound like stile
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It is spoken of in legend that Cancerr is in possession of [[Buttsecks|two assholes]].  Whether she does walk this earth with two anus holes is true or not remains to be seen, however there are enough adolescent [[Newbie|internet n00bs]] floating around to keep this legend alive.  

{{quote| I <3 Cancerr!|Mr Bates - posting from the [[Prison|Sing Sing Correctional Facility]]}}


Despite this mystery, there is no real proof of dual assholes at this time.  It is hoped that further investigation will shed light on this subject.





== '''Further Butthurt''' ==

{{quote|cancerrrrrrrrrrrrr : i wish my sis would give me 1500|Cancerr}}


When Cancerr discovers her [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page, she quickly decides to post about the page on her [[Stile Project|favorite forum,]] hoping to receive some sympathy from her many [[Fandom|fans]] (the usual gang of idiots).  As usual, this meets with failure.  [[H8|Scorned by people]] she thinks love her, she takes her [[Waaaambulance|bawww show]] onto IRC:



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[21:37] <cancerr> dood, i dont know everything. almost everything but not everything
[21:37] <cancerrr> oh, i also found out today that i have an encyclopedia dramatica page
[21:39] <ln> fantastic
[21:39] <ln> is it flattering?
[21:42] <cancerrr> not really
[21:43] <cancerrr> unless by flattering you mean really insulting
</pre>


After realizing that she is now an [[Dane Cook|internet celebrity,]] Cancerr has placed this page in her favorites and checks for updates by using her [[F5|F5 button]].

== '''Logs''' ==

=== Log 1 ===

Cancerr pees on a stick? In  her hand? wat.

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10:18:58      julie : haha DAN WAS KICKED
10:18:59      julie : fag
10:19:04      dan : HAHAHAHAHA
10:19:14      MoeFoe : gaffotz
10:19:28      julie : omg i just got my period a second ago
10:19:31      julie : and i caught it just in time
10:19:38      julie : how awesome am i? brilliant timing
10:19:51      gub : in ur hand
10:19:53      gub : sick fuck
10:20:01      julie : no, while i was peeing
10:20:02      julie : durr
10:20:07      JayEm : in gubs mouth
10:20:09      julie : you can put that on ur little cancerr profile dan
10:20:11      azariel : on a stick?
10:20:26      JayEm : i do not like green eggs and ham
10:20:28      gub : ew.
10:20:29      julie : on toilet paper
10:20:49      gub : on a STEEEEEEEEEK
10:21:09      s33w33d : INSTANT REPLAY!
10:21:14      julie : ON UR CAWK
10:21:24      azariel : THIS IS THE MOST ADVANCED STICK YOU WILL EVER PEE ON
</pre>

=== Log 2 ===

Cancerr discovers that internet fame has it's bad side.  ONOES MUH JEWELRY!!!  This discussion deals with this [[:File:Cancerr55.jpg|picture.]]


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10:44:39      dan : tell me exactly why you want it down and i will tell the sysop.
 he can take it down 
10:44:52      julie : really?
10:44:52      EisernLint : dachau, deutschland gotta keep the beat, keep the beat
10:44:54      EisernLint : hang ten in east berlin.
10:44:54      Nowhereman : AIDS makes you thin
10:44:55      EisernLint : do it.
10:44:55      julie : or are you fucking with me
10:45:04      slimchance : im the sysop
10:45:04      dan : no
10:45:05      julie : i always gain weight in the usa
10:45:09      slimchance : and he is fucking wit you
10:45:09      dan : wait
10:45:11      julie : i gained 40 pounds once
10:45:21      dan : you want to take that down because you THINK you are fat?
10:45:27      EisernLint : you ate a toddler whole?
10:45:35      julie : no, because it looks like me
10:45:40            ···• a big ol message from redrum : she does look like a horse
10:45:41      dan : well dur
10:45:58      julie : i just dont want some people who like buy my stuff to run into it
10:46:04      julie : and like recognise me
10:46:07      azariel : what?
10:46:08      azariel : hahahaha
10:46:30      dan : hehe, guess its not so little a profile is it?
10:46:36      azariel : why would anyone buying your stuff give a shit what you look 
like? lest you are selling your panties
10:46:40      Nowhereman : they wont recognize you with your current chin multiplicity
10:46:50      Nowhereman : :)))
10:47:15      mastersamwise : even then.. it's not the face they care about if buying panties
10:47:36      julie : what if i become famous and im on oprah?
10:47:41      slimchance : that is hilarious.
10:47:42      julie : then someone might recognize me
10:47:43      slimchance : you are famous
10:47:51      julie : well internets dont count
10:47:52      slimchance : but not for you jewelry
10:47:56      dan : hehe
10:48:00      slimchance : well yes. interenets do count.
10:48:14      julie : but what if i become a politician
10:48:19      julie : then it could damage my career
10:48:26      slimchance : then im moving to a different country
10:48:40      slimchance : but youre a loafer.. you dont have a career to change.
10:48:54      julie : i almost ran for senate last year
</pre>



== '''Gallery of Frau Cancerr''' ==

A small snippet in the life of a [[Drama whore]]

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<gallery>

Image:Shed1.JPG|Cancerr's home
Image:Shed2.JPG|The Feed Trough
Image:Shed4.JPG|Where the [[Homosexuality|magic]] happens!
Image:Cancerr15.JPG|[[Crap]]
Image:Cancerr16.JPG|[[Cock|Man Hands!]]
Image:Cancerr17.jpg|[[H8r|She cannot endure another female to LIVE!]]
Image:Cancerr19.jpg|[[Banhammer|Kevin lays the smackdown]]
Image:Cancerr24.jpg|Cancerr, [[Emo|crying]] about being banned for her faggotry
Image:Cancerr20.jpg|[[Attention whore|I can haz subforum?]]
Image:Cancerr21.jpg|[[Attention whore|I can haz mod?]]
Image:Cancerr18.jpg|[[Bullshit|I want to live in a van...]]
Image:Cancerr22.jpg|[[Fucktard|...down by the river]]
Image:Cancerr23.jpg|Should I take [[Drug|drugs?]]
Image:Cancerr25.jpg|[[Opinion|Circles...how...original]]
Image:Cancerr26.jpg|[[White trash|What is this hunk of shit?]]
Image:Cancerr27.jpg|[[In the kitchen|The Tits]] that launched a [[Idiot|thousand noobs]]...and trolls
Image:Cancerrsam1.jpg|[[Shitty advice|Whatever shall I do????]]
Image:Cancerrsam2.jpg|[[Job|GET A FUCKING JOB]]
Image:Cancerr30.jpg|[[Inadequacy|You mean tearing your hair out]]
Image:Cancerr31.jpg|[[What]]
Image:Cancerr32.jpg|[[Retard|Not just a river in Egypt!]]
Image:Baby3.jpg|[[Abortion]] modeling this year's jewelry
Image:Julie101.jpg|Cancerr makes her triumphant return to the forum.  she has more proxies than the netherlands.
Image:Cancerr40.jpg|wat
Image:Cancerr100.jpg|BABIES ARE NOM NOM
Image:Cancerr110.jpg|Cancerr calls out ED
Image:Cancerr112.jpg|The miracle of photoshop
</center>
</gallery>
</center>

== '''Further Reading''' ==

Provided below is a small list of external links designed to illustrate the massive rainbow of insanity and fail that is Cancerr.  To further illustrate her fail, just read some of the comments made to her (usually within the first five replies) and you will see just how much people are sick of her shit.

*[[TheForum]]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=110553/ Cancerr's plea for help falls on deaf ears]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=110468/ OMG ladies, its period talk time!]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=110478/ Where do you wipe your ass juice?]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=110467/ oh for fuck's sake]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=110143/ Cancerr shows her green monster]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=109519/ tl;dr]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=109130/ You and your entire family are truly wonderful people.]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showpost.php?p=2989379&postcount=21/ brings tears to the eye.]




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